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He's that weird soy skinny fat, where they have a massive gunt and all the fat on the torso, but have skinny legs. This entire time I thought he was husky, but then again I've never seen him from below the waist
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Its the fucking eyes man. Sure, his body looks like shit. But, if he wasn't Quinton, he could work that off and actually look pretty decent. But there is no fixing those fucking fish eyes. They are so fucking large and far apart.
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Whats with that weirdly long shirt-dress and the skinny jeans
Oh no, Quinton, don't do it, don't quintonista
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I don't know where to turn my attention with this tbh.
The wrinkled shirt, the baggy leggings, the homemade leather bags in his feet. The stressed mouth, the tensed grip of the hands, and the duck feet are something but I am somewhat surprised he owns a softbox lighting set and there's an orthopedic cane in the background.
I have already sperged about how this lad seems to only know how to record in automatic and auto-focus and he still owns a softbox set.
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The wrinkled shirt, the baggy leggings, the homemade leather bags in his feet. The stressed mouth, the tensed grip of the hands, and the duck feet are something but I am somewhat surprised he owns a softbox lighting set and there's an orthopedic cane in the background.
I have already sperged about how this lad seems to only know how to record in automatic and auto-focus and he still owns a softbox set.
LOW EFFORT MEME
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Why the fuck is he so bow-legged?
Dubu Kimchi
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Shouldn't his thighs be a lot thicker? What is going on?
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I can't believe Quinton went from looking like a liberal douche to a inbread redneck by just cutting his hair.
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Okay help me out here. I know he looks like a famous mugshot I've seen, but I can't quite place it.
He has the same dead-eyed stare as Son of Sam, but it still doesn't line up; although they do share the same irl photofit bizarre proportions:
More like 'I follow her home', amicorrect.
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I don't know what to say. I don't like calling people 'ugly' because god knows I'm no model myself, but this is... Q has a really unfortunate everyhing. I don't even know how you would fix that - losing weight won't fix those knees, and his face is just kinda off in the worst way. He really needs that beard.
quinton's face looks like something you would create on the wii's mii maker as a kid to make your friends laugh
"haha oh my god dude, what if we totally max out the eyebrow and nose size and put his eyes on the furthest possible setting apart???? and of course the most fucked up head shape!"
nintendo has a mii maker online so luckily i can perfectly illustrate what i mean
"haha oh my god dude, what if we totally max out the eyebrow and nose size and put his eyes on the furthest possible setting apart???? and of course the most fucked up head shape!"
nintendo has a mii maker online so luckily i can perfectly illustrate what i mean
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Going against everyone here, but I don't think he looks that bad here. If he did his hair properly and dressed better, he'd probably pass for a man
i don't think that's what he wants to pass as
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I can't get over that shit just piled up in the background behind him. Just garbage
Clean your fucking room quinton.
Clean your fucking room quinton.
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when I saw him shave the beard and cut his hair; his face instantly reminded me of this youtuber named Alison Quinn; I'd say the resemblance is pretty close
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Maybe he has the Chris Chan thing where he never walks around, so his legs are tiny compared to normal fat people who have strong legs from carrying their weight around.
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What's the Story, Morning Garfield?
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He's got all the right features in the wrong position; like when you deliberately fuck up your character in Dark Souls.
Because I was feeling particularly bored and autistic this evening I attempted some cosmetic surgery. I was at a loss for how to fix the hair so I leave that to anyone else willing to take a crack at it:
