The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Aunt Carol]

Never ceases to amaze how filthy that place is, how absolutely mannish the trancheros look, and how obnoxious it is that they have to be armed for every interview.

I'm not one of the gun people on this thread, but aesthetics aside, isn't it, like, bad to have all your stuff haphazardly stacked up and in the middle of the floor and in the way of the exits? Alpaca yarn and an elliptical aren't going to stop any incoming bullets.

I mean "bad" in a tactical sense, not "bad" in a "try not to get interviewed on video in front of it" sense.

 

[Techpriest]

I'm not one of the gun people on this thread, but aesthetics aside, isn't it, like, bad to have all your stuff haphazardly stacked up and in the middle of the floor and in the way of the exits? Alpaca yarn and an elliptical aren't going to stop any incoming bullets.

I mean "bad" in a tactical sense, not "bad" in a "try not to get interviewed on video in front of it" sense.

Bad in both senses.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Never ceases to amaze how filthy that place is, how absolutely mannish the trancheros look, and how obnoxious it is that they have to be armed for every interview.

And a weight watchers membership for Bro-nnie wouldn’t be amiss.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Do we have a septic tank expert in here? Cause I wanna know how long they have until it explodes

It really depends on the the size of it. Most single family septic tanks need to be pumped every 3-5 years. Assuming that they have 6 people using it they should probably have it pumped soon. If they ignore it I give it 2-4 more years before the shitsplosion.

 

[AnOminous]

Another interview.

What kind of faggot spells "Penelope" with two "l"s?

 

[Jump]

It really depends on the the size of it. Most single family septic tanks need to be pumped every 3-5 years. Assuming that they have 6 people using it they should probably have it pumped soon. If they ignore it I give it 2-4 more years before the shitsplosion.

They have a few RV's on site now too. I wonder what they are doing with that shit?

2-4 years if they had it pumped before moving in. If not who knows. And you know they must be clueless about not using antibacterial soaps or bleach. Not putting stuff like coffee grinds down the drain etc.

If there is low volume use and you are really careful about what you put down the drain you can go decades between pumps. The microbes will break down the solids. If they are overloaded the system and not giving the microbes time to do their job then the solids will overflow in to the leach field and kill the whole system. Around my parts a new system costs 30k.

The system could be failed all ready and they liekly wouldn't notice. There is so much piss and shit all over from the 200+ animals that the septic tank overflowing on to the surface would blend right in.

 

[retard strength]

Right about now, covid must feel like a huge blessing to that interview team. A nonconfrontational excuse to keep masks on inside the stank home so they don't trigger the men about their fucking filth. "No no! It's totally fine, you don't have to wear yours for the interview haha we will leave ours on. NO PLEASE, it's cool we can keep ours on!"

Feel free to MATI me for this hot take, but it takes a real fucked up person to place a pet's death above that of his fellow man. You can't just write off your dad's or grandfather's death with the reason that they are "super complicated". wow No shit, faggot aren't we all? It's almost like he only sees the negative traits of those not in his social group of perverts and manchildren. I doubt he actually dislikes his dad for the obvious reason, but instead he hates him for being unsupportive of his transition. On top of this, he thinks that this dog's life mattered more than his dad's and grandfather's lives because "he dindu nuffin". Holy shit, its just a dog; you can get a new one literally anywhere. You know what you can't replace? Your dead family members. This sad sack of shit holds the occasional shows of affection that he gets from a dog higher than the advice and support of his own family. What a privileged degenerate.

Paul? Iirc his dad has actually been convicted of sexually assaulting a child, a 9-year old I believe it was. I am assuming his grandpa's "sin" is along a similar line. That's not an easy relationship to have, he gets a pass for the dad-hate in my book.

His mom-hate is more interesting, given how much she has financially supported him. He hasn't indicated that she has some heinous criminal history either. Troons have some supremely fucked up opinions of their moms from what I have seen.

 

[Puddleduck]

What do the worker-toons think of King Slob Kevin lying around all day while they do work, is there any documented bitching?

 

[White Devil]

I'm not one of the gun people on this thread, but aesthetics aside, isn't it, like, bad to have all your stuff haphazardly stacked up and in the middle of the floor and in the way of the exits? Alpaca yarn and an elliptical aren't going to stop any incoming bullets.

I mean "bad" in a tactical sense, not "bad" in a "try not to get interviewed on video in front of it" sense.

Oh yeah, if they ever had to "mobilize" for real and not larp for grift bucks, they'd be tripping over literally everything, themselves, banging all their shitty gear on everything, etc. They'd be completely disorientated from the get go. Probably have the RVs on site now as cover so Earl has to shoot through them first while the trancheros unfuck themselves from that mess of a "living" room.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What do the worker-toons think of King Slob Kevin lying around all day while they do work, is there any documented bitching?

He does pay them $1000/month to live there which I think is too low but at least it's something. I do remember Kevin tweeting once about how Penny was getting mad at him for how many Transformers he buys.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm not one of the gun people on this thread, but aesthetics aside, isn't it, like, bad to have all your stuff haphazardly stacked up and in the middle of the floor and in the way of the exits? Alpaca yarn and an elliptical aren't going to stop any incoming bullets.

I mean "bad" in a tactical sense, not "bad" in a "try not to get interviewed on video in front of it" sense.

One of the things good order and discipline provides is organization. You, theoretically, know where you need to go, what you need to do, and can do so relatively quickly and easily. This can degrade rapidly as you add people to the equation if they don't have discipline. Go camping with someone who is experienced and organized, or better yet a guided trip, and then with people who aren't and the difference between disciplined and undisciplined is very apparent.

The people with discipline do the same thing over and over again. They buy the same supplies so they know what they have and how long it will last them. They load their gear the same way every time. They setup and take down camp in the same order. Emergency gear is always protected. These people generally won't forget things even without long checklists. They can setup camp efficiently even if shit went wrong and you roll in when it's pitch dark or in a storm.

Think about what it's like when you lose power. Do you have to stumble around because there is shit everywhere, you don't know where you put the flashlight. and your phone is dead or can you calmly feel your way to where you need to go and get what you need?

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Kiwi Challenge: Find the end product of this latest interview online and post it as soon as it pops up, and always remember to archive. There are kiwis here who are FAR more skilled at shit like that than me, or else I'd do it. The media guys are interviewing a "woman" with a heavy beard shadow in the middle of piles of junk everywhere. That alone should make it lulz worthy. I wonder how the media will hide it.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Another interview.
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>Flammible trash piled up on and around wood-burning stove
It's a wonder how these fags haven't died yet.

 

[break these cuffs]

>Flammible trash piled up on and around wood-burning stove
It's a wonder how these fags haven't died yet.

They've lived on a "working" property for years and haven't figured out that you just put your trash out in the yard and deal with it sometime later if you're lazy. Their sometime would be never. You don't let it pile up in the house.

 

[Baloney Face]

how absolutely mannish the trancheros look

About that. Most trans women do not look like women at all, but you can usually tell they are trying.
Even monstrosities such as Sophie LaBelle and Charlotte "Vic Tanney" Clymer.

In this pic, no.


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[UselessRubberKeyboard]

About that. Most trans women do not look like women at all, but you can usually tell they are trying.
Even monstrosities such as Sophie LaBelle and Charlotte "Vic Tanney" Clymer.

In this pic, no.

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There's a large pan on the floor, about a third full of water. Leaky roof? Cool Star Wars geodesic dome not working out so well for them? Or do half-empty pans of dirty water just get left lying around like empty Amazon boxes and week-old socks?

I'd swear I was looking at a bunch of frat boys in their first house together, but that couldn't be, right?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Good news gang, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch may get another boarder, if they can only groom him first! Nothing says "able-bodied ranch hand" quite like convicted arsonist, am I right?

Link to article | archive
Link to Bonnie's tweet | archive

Also this tweet by Bonnie about keeping holes open (archive) .

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Good news gang, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch may get another boarder, if they can only groom him first! Nothing says "able-bodied ranch hand" quite like convicted arsonist, am I right?
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Link to article | archive
Link to Bonnie's tweet | archive

Also this tweet by Bonnie about keeping holes open (archive) .
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I mean, they're already flaming, so I don't see any problems here.

 

[Gone Ham]

Good news gang, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch may get another boarder, if they can only groom him first! Nothing says "able-bodied ranch hand" quite like convicted arsonist, am I right?
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Link to article | archive
Link to Bonnie's tweet | archive

Also this tweet by Bonnie about keeping holes open (archive) .
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Wouldn't that make the feds garnish the income of the Tranch as well if they groom him?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

There's a large pan on the floor, about a third full of water. Leaky roof? Cool Star Wars geodesic dome not working out so well for them? Or do half-empty pans of dirty water just get left lying around like empty Amazon boxes and week-old socks?

I kinda think that water pan may be for their dogs? Only the best for their animals!