The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[break these cuffs]

then why are you even here

Murder suicide.

 

[AprilRains]

Murder suicide.

rock on

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Murder suicide.

At the density they're packing in together, the odds are going up that it'll be suicide first, and they'll just be getting a murder via collateral.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

At the density they're packing in together, the odds are going up that it'll be suicide first, and they'll just be getting a murder via collateral.

Mmmmmmmmmonsterkill

 

[SIGSEGV]

Mmmmmmmmmonsterkill

BETRAYAL

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

And considering tweets like this from Paul, it seems he was very sensible to reserve the right to confiscate guns from insane degenerates stunning and brave tru womxn

Is he honestly claiming that the tranch is capable of scaring an entire state into not passing certain laws? Holy fuck, that's (almost) as delusional as believing that they're women.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

According to Kevin's thread, the pup died because of a reaction to anesthesia.

I will say while this can happen to just about any animal in surgery, and a good vet will give you that heads up, normally you see in small dogs or older dogs. They have more trouble regulating stuff like body temperature and heart rate while under, and you end up having to pack them with heated saline bags to keep them warm enough. This was a younger, large breed dog so it sends up a red flag as that is a pretty ideal animal for anesthesia. Moreover, neutering in cats and dogs is insanely easy surgery. Spaying is actually much worse on the animal because it requires internal surgery and the dogs/cats just are getting snipped literally.

However, what is notable given the care their animals receive is that an underweight dog's chances of dying regardless of size shoots up significantly to the point I've seen vets turn away patients for higher surgeries (stuff like late in life cancer treatments where a sick dog's body weight has tanked and their chances lower of surviving.) I will also point out their dogs have longer shaggy coats making their weight harder to pin. While I pity anyone who loses a dog or cat under any circumstances I am very very curious to know how much that pup weighed at the time of his surgery and what his breed standard should be.

TLDR: Large dogs seldom die from being put under unless they're underweight.

EDIT: I forgot to add, there is also a huge spike in risk if the owner doesn't properly with-hold food/water before the surgery and then lies to the vet about that.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

So, I think we've found the reason for Jarrod's "cops are secretly fucking us tweet"
Seems it's because the local Sheriff has a standard LE take on the current political situation
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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1387476872657874954

(Archive)

Which led me to have a look at Sheriff Shannon, which up turned an interesting little snippet
As you may or may not know, Colorado introduced an Extreme Risk Protection Order (Archive) bill which meant it would be possible to remove guns from a person who is believed to be mentally ill and a risk to themselves and others.
Custer County Commissioners then passed a resolution declaring that Custer County was a 2nd Amendment sanctuary and none of that shit would fly
BUT, Earl's pal Sheriff Shannon Byers, fully cognisant of the dangerous, unstable mentally ill larpers that had just moved into the county (this all happened in '19), reserved the right to grab them guns if needed (Archive)


And considering tweets like this from Paul, it seems he was very sensible to reserve the right to confiscate guns from insane degenerates stunning and brave tru womxn
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(Is it just me or are the words "famous" and "very armed" doing a lot of heavy lifting here?)

And talking of distorting words and the weight behind their meanings, Paul seems rather dismissive of the fact his father used to fuck kids
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And we have confirmation that, as with everything else in his life, Paul is larping at trooning out
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Feel free to MATI me for this hot take, but it takes a real fucked up person to place a pet's death above that of his fellow man. You can't just write off your dad's or grandfather's death with the reason that they are "super complicated". wow No shit, faggot aren't we all? It's almost like he only sees the negative traits of those not in his social group of perverts and manchildren. I doubt he actually dislikes his dad for the obvious reason, but instead he hates him for being unsupportive of his transition. On top of this, he thinks that this dog's life mattered more than his dad's and grandfather's lives because "he dindu nuffin". Holy shit, its just a dog; you can get a new one literally anywhere. You know what you can't replace? Your dead family members. This sad sack of shit holds the occasional shows of affection that he gets from a dog higher than the advice and support of his own family. What a privileged degenerate.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

it takes a real fucked up person to place a pet's death above that of his fellow man

Hate to make autistically reference something else. But, that's literally what fucking Chris does, the death of his Bob (and his aunt) were always overshadowed by when Patti (his dog) died. It's literally the exact same shit.

 

[Ghostse]

Feel free to MATI me for this hot take, but it takes a real fucked up person to place a pet's death above that of his fellow man.

I will rate a dog's death as more tragic than that of anyone at the tranch, but that is because troons aren't human.

 

[DemonicMustache]

According to Kevin's thread, the pup died because of a reaction to anesthesia.

I will say while this can happen to just about any animal in surgery, and a good vet will give you that heads up, normally you see in small dogs or older dogs. They have more trouble regulating stuff like body temperature and heart rate while under, and you end up having to pack them with heated saline bags to keep them warm enough. This was a younger, large breed dog so it sends up a red flag as that is a pretty ideal animal for anesthesia. Moreover, neutering in cats and dogs is insanely easy surgery. Spaying is actually much worse on the animal because it requires internal surgery and the dogs/cats just are getting snipped literally.

However, what is notable given the care their animals receive is that an underweight dog's chances of dying regardless of size shoots up significantly to the point I've seen vets turn away patients for higher surgeries (stuff like late in life cancer treatments where a sick dog's body weight has tanked and their chances lower of surviving.) I will also point out their dogs have longer shaggy coats making their weight harder to pin. While I pity anyone who loses a dog or cat under any circumstances I am very very curious to know how much that pup weighed at the time of his surgery and what his breed standard should be.

TLDR: Large dogs seldom die from being put under unless they're underweight.

EDIT: I forgot to add, there is also a huge spike in risk if the owner doesn't properly with-hold food/water before the surgery and then lies to the vet about that.

I am concerned about this dog. They performed surgery to neuter the dog and the dog died? Right? They didn't take him to a vet?

 

[Monolith]

You guys are getting this all wrong: The dog killed himself when the tranchers decided he should be a true and honest transwxmxn!

 

[Ninon42]

I am concerned about this dog. They performed surgery to neuter the dog and the dog died? Right? They didn't take him to a vet?

Per Kevin, a questionable narrator but the best we have, the dog was brought to a vet to be neutered and died. They also brought two cats to get fixed at the same time. The tranchers did not perform the procedures themselves. The suture kit referenced earlier was used on an ewe with a prolapse, and that was done on-tranch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You guys are getting this all wrong: The dog killed himself when the tranchers decided he should be a true and honest transwxmxn!

So the dog preemptively 41%'ed itself?

 

[A Grey Cat]

they

I swear these dudes have taco day every other day.

only way they'd ever get taco is to pay for it...and i dont mean ordering from grubhub if you get my drift

 

[AnOminous]

Custer County Commissioners then passed a resolution declaring that Custer County was a 2nd Amendment sanctuary and none of that shit would fly

This is really meaningless. All 50 states have unitary forms of government where the local governments are merely units of the state. The state can outright abolish municipalities and county commissions. What's more important is the Second Amendment itself and Article II, sec. 13 of the Colorado Constitution, which provides:

Section 13. Right to bear arms.The right of no person to keep and bear arms in defense of his home, person and property, or in aid of the civil power when thereto legally summoned, shall be called in question; but nothing herein contained shall be construed to justify the practice of carrying concealed weapons.

Despite the constitutional language, Colorado is actually a shall-issue state.

The constitutionality of some of these so-called "red flag" laws is questionable. I'm not sure if Colorado is one which has issues, but at least on paper, it requires an actual court hearing before they can limit your rights under the state and federal constitutions.

Is he honestly claiming that the tranch is capable of scaring an entire state into not passing certain laws? Holy fuck, that's (almost) as delusional as believing that they're women.

If anyone is capable of actually triggering one of these red flag laws by idiotic ITG shit on social media, these demented troons are the ones.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Another interview.

Spoiler

 

[White Devil]

Never ceases to amaze how filthy that place is, how absolutely mannish the trancheros look, and how obnoxious it is that they have to be armed for every interview.

 

[Orc Peon]

Another interview.
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Spoiler

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Nice five o'clock shadow.

 

[Ninon42]

Never ceases to amaze how filthy that place is, how absolutely mannish the trancheros look, and how obnoxious it is that they have to be armed for every interview.

Yeah they just look like fat militia larper bros which...is accurate. Take away the flags and titty skittles and anarcho-Marxian posturing and they could be literally any tacticool rural gun nuts.