Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Henry Bemis]

Decent musicians waved a wand over Greer's stupid and turned it into a advertising jingle.

I'm guessing they did a lot more than just set the words to music.

SongCat took "I Get You, Taylor Swift" and recorded it as written. Since I don't think Russell's songsmith skills have improved much in the years since, his current collaborators have to be doing a lot of work to push what he hands in across the finish line.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Every time I read yo yovana it’s gonna be too Russ’ tune, that’s a bigger impact than most people ever have on the world.

Thank Christ I’m not 13 and incredibly unlikely to hear that name after this week...

 

[Pip Squeak]

Russell's lyrics remind me of teaching poetry to kids between 7 and 11. It's the most basic form of poetry there is. Obviously, my students all came out of it little Shakespeares after some work.

Without teaching, prompting or help, kids will work one line at a time. There is no general theme beyond the first line because what rhymes is most important in their minds. Rhythm and the rest of it is just not going to happen with kids. They are like, "It rhymes, it's a poem, why do you hate me?"

So if the theme is a sunny day, they'll start with "On a sunny day I have ice cream". That's it, that's your theme dealt with. The following line is worked by figuring out what rhymes with cream and structuring any sentence possible to have that at the end. "I like the colour green". The rest of the poem works this way if they're on the clever table. One line on theme, second line kinda rhymes. There are way and techniques to deal with this and that is the point of a teacher.

Russell is still at this stage. It's why we end up with the shit that makes no sense like comparing someone to a beach and fuck knows what other nonsense. He's literally lost in making rhymes, his brain power is working at full capacity, he literally can't do anything beyond that.

I also think this is why he's convinced his song is about body positivity. He very likely started with that theme but its hard to find even non-rhyming words within that context. It's a stupid theme to write about a gorgeous super model anyway but all his best ideas are stupid. Rather than admit the lyrics didn't reflect body positivity he just sticks with it. Because this is Russell, his intention is what matters. He intended to write about this theme, therefore he succeeded.

I'm not suggesting he learns to write properly cuz this is proper entertaining, but I don't think either that he could be taught. This is it, this is the best he can do.

There's lots of talk over whether he's an actual sped or not. He is, there is no doubt about it. Russ is on my special table working on his poem with the help of pictures and a fucking template where most of it is written for him. He gets a gold star for the slightest hint at the potential for intelligent thought. He gets a pat on the head and his poem goes in the pile of 'not going on my fucking display wall'.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm guessing they did a lot more than just set the words to music.

That's what they mean by "wave a wand". They had enough talent to take what Russel gave them and made it workable in the most efficient way possible. I would not be surprised if they took his lyrics and put them to one of a half-dozen or so generic songs they keep for when they get something unusable. I'd keep a stable of generic and easily alterable tunes for popular styles of music if I were doing their type of work. It probably doesn't resemble what Ruseel sent them at all and he can't tell the difference. It sounds catchy and has a pretty woman in it. That's all he wants.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Russ’ role in the business was to “audition the girls.” So Russ owns the brothel and has sex all day long with young women looking to “audition,” while some woman works below him on the ladder to actually RUN the business.

He was also planning on being the in-house legal advisor (so he could flex his Super Cool Studly Legal Eagle Prowess), career counselor, and the professor for the mandatory "understanding the disabled" classes.

Considering he has a burning hatred for any other person with a disability other than himself, I would love to know what he intended on "teaching" for those classes. Or maybe it would just be hands-on field work learning how to suck him his penis, act like a devoted and loving girlfriend to a ratfaced pipsqueak, and kiss in a way that helps with his disability.

As for the "beautiful woman in her 30s-40s with business experience" who would run the whole operation, per his court records - he's clearly just basing that off "Miss Suzanne" at Hof's brothels. He had some woman listed as a codefendant on his court docs but I forget her name and she was likely not even aware of her name being included. edit: Thanks @Useful_Mistake , it was Tricia Christie and she was a plaintiff, not a codefendent.


Re: the catchiness of Yo Yovanna. Pop music is dead fucking easy to write, the four chords of pop are a thing for a reason. He consumes nothing but the most bland, generic, mass-produced pop music known to man, so he's had lots of exposure to that genre. He does have some music background, so it's not unheard of that he could write a catchy song. However, he is undone at every turn by his single-minded horniness, complete inability to follow the meter with his lyrics (even Bart Baker would be ashamed), and bizarre turns of phrase.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Russell is still at this stage. It's why we end up with the shit that makes no sense like comparing someone to a beach and fuck knows what other nonsense. He's literally lost in making rhymes, his brain power is working at full capacity, he literally can't do anything beyond that.

This is exactly the reason for that weird line "for having all the colors that flank you." He went through the alphabet in his head until he thought of a word that rhymes with "thank."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He had some woman listed as a codefendant on his court docs but I forget her name and she was likely not even aware of her name being included

Do you mean Tricia? No other parties changed between his original complaint, his amended one, and the dismissal as far as I can see.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm not suggesting he learns to write properly cuz this is proper entertaining, but I don't think either that he could be taught. This is it, this is the best he can do.

He can't improve because he doesn't think he needs to. He thinks he's the best at everything he does and suggesting he's not is hating the disabled. He got offended when someone told him if he wanted to break into songwriting he should start locally. This is a guy who thinks he's good enough to write for Taylor Swift, so he took the suggestion he wasn't already at that level as an insult. Remember in his book when the lawyer told him his arugements were flawed and he didn't know what he was talking about? I think that actually happened because it made him look bad. To anyone, even non-experts in the law, his argument is ridiculous. Taylor did nice things for some people so she's legally obligated to nice things for anyone who asks? Anyone with a normal understanding of the world can tell why that's nonsense.

 

[Pip Squeak]

He can't improve because he doesn't think he needs to. He thinks he's the best at everything he does and suggesting he's not is hating the disabled. He got offended when someone told him if he wanted to break into songwriting he should start locally. This is a guy who thinks he's good enough to write for Taylor Swift, so he took the suggestion he wasn't already at that level as an insult. Remember in his book when the lawyer told him his arugements were flawed and he didn't know what he was talking about? I think that actually happened because it made him look bad. To anyone, even non-experts in the law, his argument is ridiculous. Taylor did nice things for some people so she's legally obligated to nice things for anyone who asks? Anyone with a normal understanding of the world can tell why that's nonsense.

Oh he's totally a living breathing Dunning Kruger effect, but he's also an absolutely massive narcissist.

In short, he's too retarded to know how stupid he is, but, he also has his narcissism telling him that his best is the absolute best.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just remember, he did some research and found there is, in fact, no law stating he has to work his way to the top.

So it's pure bigotry that he hasn't simply been scooped up and placed there yet.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just remember, he did some research and found there is, in fact, no law stating he has to work his way to the top.

So it's pure bigotry that he hasn't simply been scooped up and placed there yet.

Oh yes, I recall. He said there is no written law that says he has to start small. So like you said, that means Taylor or whoever he's obsessed with at the time is required to make him famous with minimal effort on his part.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Just remember, he did some research and found there is, in fact, no law stating he has to work his way to the top.

If this was anyone else than Russ, I'd think you're joking. Given that we are talking about Russ, I can 100% believe it.

 

[Fwiffo]

If this was anyone else than Russ, I'd think you're joking. Given that we are talking about Russ, I can 100% believe it.

Oh yes, it was definitely completely serious. I don’t have the screengrab — another Russtorian will need to do better than me — but it was in response to Facebook suggestions he received from other commenters. He complained that no radio stations were airing his music or something or other about not being bigtime yet, and someone wisely suggested that he should get in touch with other musicians in the local scene, play gigs with them, network, and slowly broaden his horizons. His response was that he doesn’t need to because there’s no law that says you must.

As others have said already far better than I, Russ doesn’t fail to improve because he tries and fails, it’s because he sees no value in it to begin with. He is entitled to success right away, and starting from the ground up is for suckers and other people

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Just remember, he did some research and found there is, in fact, no law stating he has to work his way to the top.

So it's pure bigotry that he hasn't simply been scooped up and placed there yet.

For some reason this reminds me of Russell's "Contract With God" he penned in paralegal class.
The one involuntarily roping the Almighty into an agreement granting Pipsqueak everlasting joy in exchange for his devotion, for what little that's worth.
Naturally, Gourdhead failed to serve and was outside his jurisdiction.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

This is exactly the reason for that weird line "for having all the colors that flank you." He went through the alphabet in his head until he thought of a word that rhymes with "thank."

Not to mention the "do you wanna stop shaking". She shakes? WTF?

 

[Cilleystring]

Not to mention the "do you wanna stop shaking". She shakes? WTF?

"because you dominican girls make the earth start quaking" sounds like he's calling yovanna fat

"heres hoping, i find an opening" is my favourite though as it sums up Russell's entire life

 

[DrJonesHat]

Here's a nice summary of Russ's antics to date, complete with links and documentation. It doesn't really say anything longtime Russ watchers don't already know but it's good for people who want to jump into the thread quickly.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Here's a nice summary of Russ's antics to date, complete with links and documentation. It doesn't really say anything longtime Russ watchers don't already know but it's good for people who want to jump into the thread quickly.

It's missing that the mentioned 2020 Taylor Swift suit was dismissed early this year. Othervise, it was a joy to read.

 

[lamp shade]

"because you dominican girls make the earth start quaking" sounds like he's calling yovanna fat

"heres hoping, i find an opening" is my favourite though as it sums up Russell's entire life

Isn’t the Dominican Republic on a fault line? How insensitive Russ, earthquakes are no joke, whether they’re caused by fat Dominican girls or not.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I would like to correct an error I made a couple days ago. I said that Russ's animosity towards Justin Bieber was one of his only two redeeming qualities. I have since learned that the Biebs is one of the top volunteering celebrities for the Make a Wish Foundation (after John Cena).

And while that doesn't mean I'm going to be blasting "Baby" in the whip, I don't think Russ has any right to talk shit on Justin. Or anyone else that gives their time to others without expecting something in return.