Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Paddy O' Furniture]

You know, a while ago, Dax mentioned something about how in L.A., so many jokes were just totally off-limits now, but pedophile jokes somehow weren't. I really wish I had timestamped that, because it explains his weird turn towards pedophilia as his new MABTW. He's still too cowardly to piss off the retards in L.A., despite being banned for life from UCB thanks to Maddox, but he still wants to be edgy, so he takes the safest possible route for where he lives. I guess it's that important to him to be accepted there, despite how even associating with an open pedophile is career suicide in the rest of the world, and how his live-in girlfriend is an elementary school teacher.

But like, shit, man, you just can't be an edgi edgi boi when you still go "WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHH!" and have Sean censor your callers whenever they say "faggot". Even Cum Town and YMS freely say that on their podcasts.

He's so far on the outside rim, I'm pretty sure he's full of shit about that claim anyway especially after things like #timesup.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

So Basically Mr. Girl says he isn't a pedophile but he was unironically sexually attracted to underage girls in a movie most likely made for pedos.
Where is the satire here? His cuties review wasn't a joke, He is sexually attracted to underage girls.
Dax can't claim to not know any better either. I get the whole getting tired of everyone trying to smear everyone they don't like as a pedo and that the constant think of the kids fear of pedophiles targeting YOUR children is annoying... but what else do you call an adult who is sexually attracted to kids by his own admission and not as a joke?

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Get Dan Schneider on the show

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Get Subway Jared on the show

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God I wish Dax would have Dan Schneider on. So he could be known forever as friend-of-pedo.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

You know, a while ago, Dax mentioned something about how in L.A., so many jokes were just totally off-limits now, but pedophile jokes somehow weren't. I really wish I had timestamped that, because it explains his weird turn towards pedophilia as his new MABTW.

I don't think this is the exact clip you are talking about, but it seemed relevant enough:

 

[Sped Xing]

Dax was a cow long before he was a child rape advocate. But with hard work and dedication, he has entered the rarefied company of people like Yaniv and Nick Bate-- cows who deserve no sympathy.

The fact that Dax Herrera achieved this level of dislike from so many former fans, not through violent and as it were uncontrollable behavior, nor even malicious litigation, but merely by exposing and elucidating his genuine opinions, is truly impressive.

 

[El Mundo Dios]

So to recap this whole gang:

- Dax spent the better half of a year melting down because people didn't like Netflix releasing softcore child porn.
- Mr. Girl is a pedophile who openly admitted his attraction to children and sings about fucking them. "haha get it?"
- Of fucking course Dax likes this and sends Mr. Girl his laminated membership card.
- Vito literally lives on Twitter, spamming people with his "akshully it's heboliphobiphilia" arguments that only other pedophiles care about.
- Digibro is a pedophile and anyone who's dated or lived with him likely is.

If Null's decision to stop associating with Dax was a crypto that you could've invested in at the time, you'd be rich right now because holy shit was that a good idea.

I'm not joking, this is my sincere opinion: I'm actually surprised EDP hasn't made an appearance on the show yet. "You tried to hook up with a 13 year old? Boy I bet the KAREN FAAARMS are giving you shit for that eh buddy!??"

 

[Sped Xing]

Maybe it was a gambit all along. He got us to stop talking about how he made his common-law wife watch him get buttfucked by a more attractive woman. Nobody is concerned with his simpery anymore, nor his pathetic "mansion," nor yet his shady businesses.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Get Lostprophets' Ian Watkins on the show

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Get Jeffrey Epstein on the show

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About the average BMI of a current TDS fan as we learned in the Road Rage pics.

If you have any Q's for your favourite Newsgirl, here's your chance xoxo

Dedicated to the podcast by Dick Masterson, The Dick Show.

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The sports bra chick is doing a Q&A on TDS subreddit. It's as autistic as you would expect. I wonder how much TDS lore she knows about or if she was paid.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Get Lostprophets' Ian Watkins on the show

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If you have any Q's for your favourite Newsgirl, here's your chance xoxo

Dedicated to the podcast by Dick Masterson, The Dick Show.

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The sports bra chick is doing a Q&A on TDS subreddit. It's as autistic as you would expect. I wonder how much TDS lore she knows about or if she was paid.

Isn't Magaman one of the mods over there?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Naw, but he's been on the reddit forever and is an old fan of the show. It's just more old fans shitting on MadDax

 

[Pissmaster]

So to recap this whole gang:

- Dax spent the better half of a year melting down because people didn't like Netflix releasing softcore child porn.
- Mr. Girl is a pedophile who openly admitted his attraction to children and sings about fucking them. "haha get it?"
- Of fucking course Dax likes this and sends Mr. Girl his laminated membership card.
- Vito literally lives on Twitter, spamming people with his "akshully it's heboliphobiphilia" arguments that only other pedophiles care about.
- Digibro is a pedophile and anyone who's dated or lived with him likely is.

If Null's decision to stop associating with Dax was a crypto that you could've invested in at the time, you'd be rich right now because holy shit was that a good idea.

I'm not joking, this is my sincere opinion: I'm actually surprised EDP hasn't made an appearance on the show yet. "You tried to hook up with a 13 year old? Boy I bet the KAREN FAAARMS are giving you shit for that eh buddy!??"

Digibro said his famous "I like watching anime of little girls getting FUCKED" line like just a week or two before Cuties came out, and Dick caught a lot of flack for standing up for Digi. Cuties couldn't have been better timed, and Dick decided to double down because he just can't stand losing.

Anyone with any life experience can tell you that when someone consistently portrays themselves as some kind of horrible person but insists it's a joke, surprise surprise, it's not a joke at all. Mrgirl isn't even pretending it's a character or anything, he just kinda comes out and says it in the same tone in which he says everything else.

As for Dick, if it's really all just a joke and your audience is split, why keep pushing it? If you did stand-up and a joke bombed, would you just keep cycling back to that joke, getting increasingly angrier and seething when people start walking out? Why keep bringing it up every single week?

And why isn't Sean trying to rein any of this shit in? I never had a bad thing to say about him before, but holy crap man he is straight up:

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Anyone with any life experience can tell you that when someone consistently portrays themselves as some kind of horrible person but insists it's a joke, surprise surprise, it's not a joke at all.

Shouting "Thief" randomly into a crowd until one guy sprints away while another proclaims he didn't do nothing.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

And why isn't Sean trying to rein any of this shit in? I never had a bad thing to say about him before, but holy crap man he is straight up:
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I get the impression that Sean doesn't say anything because A) Dax is his friend and he doesn't want to have problems there and B) It's a solid paycheck to show up and bahh at the camera for a couple of hours per week.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Digibro said his famous "I like watching anime of little girls getting FUCKED" line like just a week or two before Cuties came out

What? There was like a full 2 years between Digi on the Dick Show and the release of Cuties. It led to one of the best byproducts of TDS

 

[Pissmaster]

What? There was like a full 2 years between Digi on the Dick Show and the release of Cuties. It led to one of the best byproducts of TDS

Shit, I could have sworn it was right before Cuties. Did Digi re-emerge on the show right before Cuties? I could have sworn Dick started leaning heavily into the pedo apologetics right before Cuties was released.

 

[Berrakh]

RE: Dax and Cuties.
He was mad at how people turned on him for the Digi stuff, and saw the same kinds of "pedo shouters" (his words I believe) disliking Cuties.
The charitable interpretation of Dax is that he's just a retard who was mad at people who shout pedo to feel self-righteous when they're just being bullies. I think he even said something like this at the time but he's Too Chad™ to admit that sort of vulnerability. Perhaps for the best if his plan wasn't to triple down.

And the hebephilia thing always amuses me. It's like they don't see that the problem is that you're such dry dick adult that you think it's cool to lust after teenage girls even when society has said not to. It's a lucid case of your self-interest overriding good judgment which is a hallmark of all dysfunctional personalities.

 

[break these cuffs]

RE: Dax and Cuties.
He was mad at how people turned on him for the Digi stuff, and saw the same kinds of "pedo shouters" (his words I believe) disliking Cuties.
The charitable interpretation of Dax is that he's just a retard who was mad at people who shout pedo to feel self-righteous when they're just being bullies. I think he even said something like this at the time but he's Too Chad™ to admit that sort of vulnerability. Perhaps for the best if his plan wasn't to triple down.

And the hebephilia thing always amuses me. It's like they don't how the point is that you're such dry dick adult that you think it's cool to lust after teenage girls even when society has said not to. It's a classic example of your self-interest overriding good judgment which is a hallmark of all dysfunctional personalities.

Since we're going back in time a bit, let's not forget him and Zoom. We have digi, Zoom, and Mr. Girl, plus however many of the Hollywood hangers on he's friends with who are open pedos. Just how many pedophiles is Dax Herrera friends with?

 

[Sped Xing]

Digi came on the show bragging about trooning out just before the cuties debacle.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Since we're going back in time a bit, let's not forget him and Zoom.

That was the moment I realized something was up with Dax. He's been around the Killstream enough to know, or should know Zoom is cancer, why the fuck would you buddy up with him?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

That was the moment I realized something was up with Dax. He's been around the Killstream enough to know, or should know Zoom is cancer, why the fuck would you buddy up with him?

Furthermore, why would you hire him to do penetration testing with IIRC was free software?! You'd think he could just ask Coach about it but here we are. I'm fairly certain that Dick's shit on Godsped on both the Killstream and his own show. I remember that was one of the reasons I started listening to less of the show. People judge you by the company you keep.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

What? There was like a full 2 years between Digi on the Dick Show and the release of Cuties. It led to one of the best byproducts of TDS

HMWH and Ken Doll are probably some of the best things to come from The Dick Show. It’s just fun music, really.
My favorites are Big On Twitch and Lonelyfans.