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Pargon said:
Were it not for the fact that there are videos of Kat playing and appropriately reacting to an RPG I would question whether she can read.

You ever watch the clips of her on stream with Phil? There's not much going on upstairs, there.
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You’re being very generous. She is an absolute dipshit.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil won't play it because you end up spending a portion of it being chased by Lady Dimitrescu, the tall vampire lady that everyone is thirsting over. Everyone except Phil, who is totally married and a mature adult, dood! I don't have time for that! This isn't really Resident Evil, either! Where are the zombies? This sucks, dood!
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Phil's the type of dude to mod her into looking like Mr. X, instead of what someone else is surely going to do, and mod Mr. X and Nemesis into her.

That is, if Phil knew the slightest thing about how mods work. Which he doesn't.
Pandalee’s Tits said:
You’re being very generous. She is an absolute dipshit.
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Never observed her at adequate length, but she would have to be to put up with Phil for this long. If I'm not mistaken, they've been living together for longer than Leanna shared a dwelling with the pigroach, correct?
HERO_V said:
At this very moment, Kat is STILL downstairs crying about Phil's twitch partnership being terminated. *Points thumb to door*
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He actually say that, or you just making a joke?
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Phil's rancid personality honestly wouldn't be so bad if he didn't always frame himself as "a brutally honest guy who says what others are too afraid to". That's the excuse that every dumb asshole pulls to justify why no one likes them. Phil excuses his non-existent popularity by claiming his opinions are "too tough for people to handle".
In reality he's just a vapid, anti-social sperg who can't control his emotions and physically can't understand how someone who isn't him can feel.
There's plenty of examples of wildly popular streamers who constantly talk shit and are rude to people, but they have a "finesse" that Phil could never achieve. Like Tyler1, he's always taunting and yelling at people, the difference is he can laugh when people insult him back, he's actually capable of banter. And he's clearly aware that his primary goal as a streamer is to make people laugh and enjoy themselves, that's why he gets increasingly dramatic as time goes on. Phil's brain is incapable of thinking about something being done for anyone who isn't him, so he wants money to be thrown at him just for showing up, and then he wants his chat to shut the fuck up while he bashes some dumb bots to death.
Every time Tyler1 turns off his stream, he starts berating his viewers. Watch this clip and tell me there isn't a dramatic difference between him and DSP.
Phil can piss and moan about his popularity being dead the fault of the trolls, but there are very good reasons for why big-time streamers are able to pull in the audience that they do, and it isn't their willingness to "sell out". Tyler can channel his anger into something creative and fun, Phil is a whiny, spoiled brat whose mouth is like a faucet, just blurts out complaints before he even thinks and then bans anyone who calls him out on it.
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I mean I love this, because it really shows that Phil just kinda sucks at being the King of Hate. Like, I'm an asshole. I even still have friends while being an asshole. Depending on the day, it's either because no one wants to be the first one to stop being friends with the autistic kid, or because I can take what I dish out. That's an important skill. And I bring up King of Hate, because he always claims that moniker is because he takes up all the hate towards him and channels it. But, he clearly doesn't. And that's what makes him acting like bad ass so, so much funnier. Like, you don't have to be a jacked 6 foot ogre to come off as a bad ass. Which Phil thought, as he likes to pretend he is/was. You gotta have swagger. And when every fucking mongoloid on Twitch and Youtube goes duhhh you fucked a horse, you lose a lot of that swagger when you get all huffy and go n-no she's a super model totally. She's muh beautiful wife.

No Phil what you do. Is you look them straight in the eye, and tell them you're wife's a horse because no human woman could handle your massive dong. As I keep re-reading this and realize that banter just does not fucking working on a fucking text forum.
 
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Pargon said:
Were it not for the fact that there are videos of Kat playing and appropriately reacting to an RPG I would question whether she can read.

You ever watch the clips of her on stream with Phil? There's not much going on upstairs, there.
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DSP has only ever been able to wrangle the young and the retarded, and since we know Kat wasn't particularly young when she met the guy, we know what that means...
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
And I bring up King of Hate, because he always claims that moniker is because he takes up all the hate towards him and channels it.
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The real reason is to look like the victim forever, and pretend that it doesn't get him down, but you should totally still feel bad enough for him that you tip him some money. A walking contradiction, as always.
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
Do you guys think Kat read the farms?
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She used to. We got specific shoutouts on the Halloween stream because we said she looked like a raccoon. After that, I suppose she just stopped at some point. Probably a good choice in the long run. At this point Phil's mods don't even bother keeping Phil's chat clean, so you'd get a million references to demon slaying, Homer's shotgun, the wrong sister, horses are cute but pandas were far better, potato weight, potato mind, Jim at the Gym, yellow thongs CAW, etcetera...

Not to mention her streaming was absolutely ass even before taking residence at the Snort Fort, but her complete lack of chemistry with Phil only makes things extra painful. Love being here with... Phil. No I don't want to grab the controller, you do everything while I sit here sulking in silence. Stress ball popping. Visible mental preparation to give Phil a peck on the cheek. Girl being sold to us as a "Swimsuit model who will be an addition to the stream" turns out to be a benzo'd out cheating potato from Michigan lacking eyebrows, and she totals TEEEEWWWW stream appearances before disappearing forever. For all we know, she's dead. We haven't gotten so much as a creeper shot for months now. Reminder that the paypigs stepped up for Phil to be able to fly her in, under the guise of taxes, it wasn't cheap, and they don't get to enjoy her company at all. That price could have bought a lot of OnlyFans packages for the lonely, discerning simp. It essentially went to buying Phil a live-in thotmare/soulmaid.

I mean, I'd watch a Phil+Kat stream. But I have absolutely no doubt it would be fucking horrid. Kat struggles with games harder than Phil does, if you'll believe that, and her commentary is about the same level. If they were to talk amongst themselves it would probably be about the usual topics: Food and tribal music. There would be no interesting dynamics to watch, no cool things happening. Just two idiots struggling through a game together in silence. At least Kat probably has more stamina and can play for 3-4 hours without needing a million breaks, stalls and begments. But that's about it.

TL;DR: Kat used to read but most likely stopped a long time ago. A year plus, I'd assume. Better for her since she'd only get mocked for being a cheating, unfortunate looking gold digger.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
The real reason is to look like the victim forever, and pretend that it doesn't get him down, but you should totally still feel bad enough for him that you tip him some money. A walking contradiction, as always.
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The whole "I'm the King of Hate because other people hating on me fuels me to victory" is a total retcon. He's an ex-troll by his own admission, he hates on shit, he's "ahnest" etc. Why the fuck would he have a segment called The Hateful Truth if "Hate" referred to others hating on him?

His lies are retarded as usual.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
TL;DR: Kat used to read but most likely stopped a long time ago. A year plus, I'd assume. Better for her since she'd only get mocked for being a cheating, unfortunate looking gold digger
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Also for the best because her "first one to drink the Kool-Aid" personality would be constantly compared to Leanna's spicy shrewishness as she alternately guided and berated Phil through a playthrough of The Godfather.


 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
The whole "I'm the King of Hate because other people hating on me fuels me to victory" is a total retcon. He's an ex-troll by his own admission, he hates on shit, he's "ahnest" etc. Why the fuck would he have a segment called The Hateful Truth if "Hate" referred to others hating on him?

His lies are retarded as usual.
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He hates everything........especially the truth.
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Brining Khet
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Excellent freudian slip.
 
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Glenn Miller Fan said:
Anyone think DSP will even touch Mass Effect Legendary Edition when it comes out? Just for a "old school" feel and treat for his "fans"?
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Mass Effect is one of the few series in vidya that I do believe he genuinely still enjoys. Couple that with the fact that he loves wasting money and it's a sure thing he'll play it. They even removed Miranda ass shots for him so he can refrain from being an offended married man crying on the internet for all of two seconds.
 
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Pargon said:
Were it not for the fact that there are videos of Kat playing and appropriately reacting to an RPG I would question whether she can read.

You ever watch the clips of her on stream with Phil? There's not much going on upstairs, there.
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"Kat, read the message". Kat reads the message. "No, read it out loud..."

What the fuck. How can you be that retarded without actually having Downs?
TheGoutburglar said:
Phil's the type of dude to mod her into looking like Mr. X, instead of what someone else is surely going to do, and mod Mr. X and Nemesis into her.

That is, if Phil knew the slightest thing about how mods work. Which he doesn't.

Never observed her at adequate length, but she would have to be to put up with Phil for this long. If I'm not mistaken, they've been living together for longer than Leanna shared a dwelling with the pigroach, correct?

He actually say that, or you just making a joke?
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Leanna was with Phil far longer than Phil and Kat.
 
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