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[Aunt Carol]

1. RE: Kevin and the ranchers. I looked into some light financial reports I could find earlier in the thread and Kevin/Jen are not considered employees of the ranch from what I can tell. The amount of workers the ranch has listed is 5, with 7 perma-residents meaning Kevin and Jen are strictly renters which is why those two don't do shit and while that may cause some resentment its also the agreed upon situation. I will add here I think there may be some legal issues with renting 1/3 of the bed for $1000 as there are rules to what someone can rent and call a home, as well as standards the landlord must meet be

This makes sense, legally. In my state, there's a difference between a tenant and a boarder/lodger, with regards to shared common spaces, utilities and privacy. It's legally easier here to evict a boarder, probably because things escalate quickly when you're cheek-to-jaw with someone.

From what I can find, Colorado doesn't have that distinction (and some others) in their tenant law, probably because of wide-open spaces and rugged individualism. There's DV tenant protection. Related: being "in a relationship" is probably useful for waiving some of those rights; of course you'd expect to share a bed with your "wife-to-be."

Don't troons and their allies usually feel some kind of a way about landlords, and people with hereditary wealth who choose not to work? One day the labor class might cast off their chains, seize the Transformers and beat them into plowshares pawn them for rifles.

 

[UVB-76]

What is up with the pattern of Tranchers being so open to housing convicted felons? I know they're anarchists or whatever, but the extent of what they're willing to overlook is astounding (reinforced by the kiddy-pimp earlier in the thread).

"House" them and feed them, use them as free or very low wage labor. With a criminal record and potentially cut off from their families, there won't be many opportunities to leave once they're in the trap.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Water rights are a big deal in some places out West. Rain barrels were banned by Colorado's state constitution until 2016, although it was the only state to ever outright ban them. Currently homeowners are allowed to collect a total of 110gal from 2 rain barrels at a single or multi-family household. The government owning the rain before it even touches your roof has been a pretty common sov cit/lolberg meme for decades. It's always presented as being a much more widespread issue.

I actually didn't know CO had lifted their ban until I double checked before writing this post.

Don't forget the lolberterians screeching about the guy in Oregon collecting rain water. When you look into the case he was damming a stream and had a huge pond. If you want to do that shit, live on the east coast.

 

[voidBits]

Kevin and Jen are strictly renters which is why those two don't do shit

I think you'll find that's a incredibly hurtful and kinkphobic slur against the horrifying degenerate brave and valid troon Michael(Jen)

Michael certainly does do shit
And as you can see in this recent photo he looks like he's just been released from Belsen doing remarkably well

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(Again with the broken down fucking cardboard boxes from all their daily toy deliveries just littering every space, and that looks like soiled underwear dumped were it was taken off. Though maybe there's a little night time snack tucked in there for Mike)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The prettiest wasteland you'll ever see. (archive)

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[Techpriest]

ACAB, therefor he did nothing wrong. That's their reasoning. I want them to turn into a waystation for criminals. People running from halfway houses, skipping out on parole, and the like would actually garner them LEO attention if the authorities find out where these criminals are going. Then they'll find the social media and see that they posture as leftwing militia/sov cit types. Hilarity would hopefully ensue. By then J should have pretty firmly planted himself in the inner circle and be providing good intel.

I honestly think they're just talking a big game like they do around everything else. Paul is the alpha tranny and I think he's lucid enough to keep away anyone who isn't useful or controllable. I could be overestimating him because he certainly is a delusional troon. It's a matter of whether or not he actually believes half the shit he puts out on twitter or if it's mostly grift.

MPD’s third precinct was notoriously corrupt and abusive. Burning the place down honestly did the cops a favor - they should be paying him for covering up their mistakes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The prettiest wasteland you'll ever see. (archive)
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That looks like the Arizona desert.

 

[Swiss46]

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What the fuck did they do to their fence

 

[break these cuffs]

What the fuck did they do to their fence

It looks like they took down the majority of the fence and just left it there in a pile. I guess they do understand how to pile shit in the yard.

 

[scumbus]

The prettiest wasteland you'll ever see. (archive)
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Looking at this makes me understand why Kevin barely mentions living here in his multitudes of tweets. What a barren hellscape. The mountains are beautiful, but what's in the immediate vicinity is downright depressing. Almost makes me feel sorry for these fuckers who have to live here.

Almost.

 

[cowisnow]

Feel free to MATI me for this hot take, but it takes a real fucked up person to place a pet's death above that of his fellow man. You can't just write off your dad's or grandfather's death with the reason that they are "super complicated". wow No shit, faggot aren't we all? It's almost like he only sees the negative traits of those not in his social group of perverts and manchildren. I doubt he actually dislikes his dad for the obvious reason, but instead he hates him for being unsupportive of his transition. On top of this, he thinks that this dog's life mattered more than his dad's and grandfather's lives because "he dindu nuffin". Holy shit, its just a dog; you can get a new one literally anywhere. You know what you can't replace? Your dead family members. This sad sack of shit holds the occasional shows of affection that he gets from a dog higher than the advice and support of his own family. What a privileged degenerate.

If the father was a child-rapist, as Lovecraft's Cat mentioned; then definitely the dog's life mattered more than a pedophile's. This is not rocket science

 

[Gone Ham]

They had a “family” dinner.
Imagine the smell. kev still has the shitty troon head angle

 

[Neko GF]

They had a “family” dinner.
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[Aunt Carol]

They had a “family” dinner.
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It's in the category of turd-polishing, but Kevryn really does look better when he's prevented from showing off his Ralphie-from-A-Christmas-Story side part.

 

[Orc Peon]

They had a “family” dinner.
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All of them but the first on the left and the Richard Simmons lookalike in the middle look dead inside.

 

[El Mundo Dios]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.

Also lol @ literally everyone in this tightly knit polycule being on their phone to avoid interaction. Even after years, they just can't overcome their trooncel instincts telling them that being together irl is unnatural and that they should only be hanging out on Discord while hiding behind picrew avatars.

Case in point: Discord.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Also lol @ literally everyone in this tightly knit polycule being on their phones to avoid interaction. Even after years, they just can't overcome their trooncel instincts telling them that being together irl is unnatural and that they should only be hanging out on Discord while hiding behind picrew avatars.

It would be one thing to be on your phone while eating dinner. It's another to be on your phone while posing for a photo. They can't even be bothered to put those phones down for a literal 10 seconds, even the most phone addicted 7 year old is able to do that.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.
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Also lol @ literally everyone in this tightly knit polycule being on their phones to avoid interaction. Even after years, they just can't overcome their trooncel instincts telling them that being together irl is unnatural and that they should only be hanging out on Discord while hiding behind picrew avatars.

Case in point.
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God I didn't even notice it at first. It amuses me how they still seem to derive so much justification of their own existence via social media still when by all accounts, they've made it to their promise land.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

They had a “family” dinner.
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Fuckin' Boner with his useless soft dropleg hoster
Also who's that downie sitting next to him

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.
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Also lol @ literally everyone in this tightly knit polycule being on their phones to avoid interaction. Even after years, they just can't overcome their trooncel instincts telling them that being together irl is unnatural and that they should only be hanging out on Discord while hiding behind picrew avatars.

Case in point.
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