Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.
What the actual fuck is this? How is this open mouthed photo relevant or APPROPRIATE for this subject?
 
Anorexia.

Somehow, this seriously shocks me. Even though, let's see... Jude, Corissa and J, Kelly Lipids, Elizabeth Blodgett... who am I forgetting? All suffer from anorexia. It shouldn't be surprising that Tess would throw herself in that category, but somehow, I just can't believe the gall.

I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. What restrictive eating disorder doesn't include Dunkaroos?

Jesus, you know it's bad when you make Fat Jenny, Hamberlynn, and Chinny seem virtuous by comparison. At least they've never tried to jump on the wannarexia train.
 
"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.
Tess must be even more delusional than I thought.

She thinks that between her constant cake binges and her workouts that consist of flailing like a tipped over cow, that somehow she actually lost weight. No, honey - that's called "Photoshopping" and "camera angles".

Tess is half right, though - she does have a eating disorder. She is unable to put down the fucking fork. All that pot smoking sure isn't helping, and I'll bet she also makes private mukbang videos for paypigs, adding to her already massive calorie count.

Between her failed modelling career, losing Jolene as a live-in slave, her podcast crashing & burning, and having to whore herself out to pay the bills, Tess has nothing left but lying about starving herself in order to get even a scintilla of attention

I can only imagine how much lower she's going to sink next just for that IG dopamine hit
 
Is it possible to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder, but you think you’re significantly smaller than you actually are?
BDD is a formal diagnosis made when someone focusses too much time and energy on a perceived flaw in their appearance, so is unlikely diagnostically to include fat-arses who think they are smaller than they actually are...unless they see that as a flaw and work very deliberately in an attempt to correct it. Certainly many deathfats see themselves as smaller than they are, which could explain why they keep buying clothing sizes below what they realistically are. The fact they they are deluded, doesn't mean they have BDD.
 
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You can’t dim Tess’ shine, she’s unbothered! You can tell by her manic tweets she’s posting all hours of the night.

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Hahahaha ok, but.
Why is she trying to claim anorexia ? Like, actually why.? I don't get it.
That and it's the most nakedly untrue thing, why would she think it's a plausible thing to say??
She's fatter than that fat guy in the meme wearing the 'I beat anorexia' t-shirt.
Also lol at 'you Guyz just don't how the body and science works', from a high school drop out. Alright, buddy.
 
I’ve noticed a trend in fat people saying “I’m anorexic”, so people can’t shame them for eating as much. They can say “fuck you I’m recovering ANOREXIC!” The bitch has never suffered from anorexia, and she prob never will. That’s why she’s saying it now though, so she can use that as a weapon to the “fatphobic” people. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has convinced herself of this in her head, since maybe she didn’t eat breakfast and lunch one day, and skipping meals? Must mean she’s anorexic. Whatever Tess you look so dumb saying this that I JUST CANT.
Edit to say: most anorexics even in recovery won’t ever let themselves get fat. Some do, but a good amount will just stay in healthy weight zone and never higher.
 
She really doesn't understand how TikTok works. 40 seconds of her making different face expressions very slowly?
The sound she used is someone explaining "how to flirt as a LGBT+" (even with the sound she is so awkward it's just cringey).

More attempting at LARPing as a "QweeeerWomxn", but just proves she really can't wink.
 
If Tess has anything it's EDNOS/OSFED with an a-typical anorexia sub type. That means she's starving herself successfully and losing weight at an unsafe rate that will lead to being underweight. It's far more likely she wakes up in the morning planning to diet and gives up by the afternoon and binges... which is BED.

She does not, by pure medical definition, have anorexia which requires the person to have a BMI of 18.5 or less. There's very good reasons for this distinction.

In the medical community you can't just perscribe treatment willy-nilly, there has to be a diagnosis before treatment can be addressed in these situations. It prevents quack doctors from giving unnecessary treatments, and it's also for insurance purposes. If you are underweight, you need supervised weight restoration which can be dangerous (lots of people died after being rescued from concentration camps in the holocaust because they were not properly refed, it's called refeeding syndrome). In order to get this treatment paid for, you need the diagnosis saying you need it.

Deathfats screaming fat people can have anorexia is simply not true and it's nothing to do with fatphobia, it's just medical jargon for goodness sake.

Edit: One more thing that makes Tess gross for saying that she has anorexia when she doesn't is that it's well known there's a hierarchy among eating disorders and she's just giving in to the truly fat phobic idea that having anorexia is somehow better than having BED. She's glamorising anorexia the same way people always have. Shame on you, messy Tess.
 
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We all know she is full of shit. I mean cake. But just a simple matter of diagnosis and thought patterns upon HAES thunk soyience.

Thoughts of restriction does not equal anorexia. This is called self control or delayed gratification.

Intrusive thoughts of restriction due to perceived sense of great harm if not carried out. This is a mental illness which can include anorexia.

And I am also sure Tess has claimed some OCD too because she loves to greedily scoop any spoonie points she can. From my understanding. People with OCD do not clean because they really love cleanliness or other activity. They clean because they think great harm will come to them or people they love if they do not do it. Hence COMPULSIVE DISORDER. The obessesive part is not a fleeting thought once a day before you IV butter cream icing into your adiposity. It is never ending screaming of thoughts and desire which never abate until the activity is done or performed.

These are not cute diagnosis. They can be extremely debilitating, destructive and come with some of the poorest outcomes for recovery and fatal comorbidities.

Anorexics do tend to die from heart failure. This is where Tess may actually share a similarity with anorexics. That heart can't keep pumping Krispy Kreme glaze through the body forever.
 
Isn't atypical anorexia just anorexic behavior without low weight? Tess doesn't restrict her calories, nor does she exercise in excess, nor is she afraid or disgusted by being fat.
Also why do deathfats want to be associated with anorexia anyway? I don't want to generalize anorexics, I know they aren't all pro-ana cunts, but that vocal minority are like the final boss of fatphobia. Why would you claim a disorder that is characterized by someone being afraid to look like you?
 
Isn't atypical anorexia just anorexic behavior without low weight? Tess doesn't restrict her calories, nor does she exercise in excess, nor is she afraid or disgusted by being fat.
Also why do deathfats want to be associated with anorexia anyway? I don't want to generalize anorexics, I know they aren't all pro-ana cunts, but that vocal minority are like the final boss of fatphobia. Why would you claim a disorder that is characterized by someone being afraid to look like you?
They use anorexia as an excuse to stuff themselves. "I couldn't possibly go on a diet I might turn anorexic, better have some cake just to make sure"
 
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