Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
It's dumb to say it's unhealthy for a young child to sleep with their parents. It's often a culture-based decision, and thus totally normal within those cultures. How exactly is it unhealthy? Just because Tess does a thing doesn't automatically make it wrong and bad. I mean, close. But.

At five years old, a boy child should have started developing healthy physical boundaries from his female mother. This isn’t just a two or three year old cuddling with mom late at night. He’s at the age where seeing his opposite gender parent in the nude is no longer appropriate, etc.

Also, there’s the issue with Tess’ degeneracy, and it’s not known to us what crap Bowie could be exposed to in her bedroom.

Also also: fat.
 
Got this screenshot on Twitter before it was deleted. Can someone translate?
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Translation: "I'm pissed that people still talk about the t-shirt debacle. And I'm high AF."

My version:
“If you think Imma scammer because I scammed before, you're mistaken because I Explaned myself so it doesn't count anymore, and Me-now is a totally new person. If you think me-now and me-then are the same scammer you're stupid and don't understand Personal Growth, sweaty.”


Also totally not bothered
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Translation: "Still high AF."

And I'm giggling uncontrollably at the people who still support you
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Oh, sad pathetic dude Orion; do you honestly think a Narc like Tess cares?

She's never going to fart on a cake for you, nor let you bury your face in the hot, yeasty crevasse between her big, fat tittays. Seriously, give it up, bro.

I have no idea why Tess being single means her son shouldn't sleep in his own bed? Single women still need their privacy... It makes zero sense to say the children of married women should sleep in their own beds but single women should sleep with their children? Kinda weird.

Also, he's not that little at all... He absolutely should be sleeping in his own bed. She's 100% right in correcting this behavior for the sake of the child's developmental health.

That being said, still hate Tess.

Most kids I know learned to sleep on their own really early, which included learning to self-soothe so they could get back to sleep without regularly seeking out their parents' bed. Individual kids may get in their parents' bed more often than others, and some may never do it, but from what I've seen they outgrow it by the time they're four, when the desire to be a big kid and do things themselves really kicks in.

That Bowie is still regularly getting into bed with Tess at almost five tells me that she's done a shit job of helping him learn to sleep on his own-'and that maybe he's anxious about whether she'll still be there when he wakes up. If he's got anxiety about being abandoned by her, I'd be the least surprised person on the planet.

Plus Bowie has had a really unstable childhood. Multiple people coming in an out of his living situation (father, brother, slave nanny, weird Tranny Olly, maybe Johns), and he's moved apartments multiple times per year. He even had to share a toddler bunk bed with the junkie trannie.

Bowie is insecure and probably has has nightmares that his mother will abandon him in the middle of the night.

A normal 3 yr old should sleep in his own bed, but it would probably be best for Ollie to sleep with his mother for a while until he's comfortable and confident in a STABLE home.

Bowie is the child of two people who give every indication they have Cluster B personality disorders. Even if both parents were still together; even if his big brother was still under the same roof; even if he'd lived in the same house all his life, he'd still be messed up by that alone.

Cluster B's need all the attention to be focused upon them, in positive ways. Their perceived needs always come first over anybody else's actual needs. Adults who can give them the attention and favor they crave will always be a higher priority than their own children. All of them have impaired emotional regulation, and short, volatile tempers that can baffle adults when they suddenly blow up, and absolutely terrify children. They're prone to overindulging kids as long as its fun for them and/or makes them look good in front of important others, only to turn right around and neglect their kids once the fun or attention has worn off. They can be verbally abusive, saying absolutely devastating, cruel things--and then pretend it never happened, blithely minimize it, or blame the child for either provoking it or taking it seriously.

Narcissists and Antisocials have mean senses of humor; they will reduce kids to tears, then be disgusted because they "take things too seriously," or "can't take a joke." Borderliners and histrionics are more likely to inappropriately dump all of their insane emotional shit on kids, using them as confidants, and putting responsibility on them for making the parent feel better. All of them pit their kids against each other, be it overtly or covertly. Narcs play obvious favorites--there's the golden child, the scapegoat, and sometimes nonentity/invisible kids in between, but the roles can shift without warning.

Cluster Bs fuck their kids up. Even the kids who come to recognize there is something really fucked up and unhealthy about their parent, and GTFO the second they hit age 18, do not emerge unscathed. And neither will Bowie, or Rylee for that matter. But at least Rylee had some genuine stability during the earliest, most formative years of his childhood, and seems to be thriving away from his mom, so I have hope for him. Poor Bowie, though...
 
How exactly is it unhealthy?
Being crushed to death by a hippo is pretty unhealthy.
Cluster Bs fuck their kids up. Even the kids who come to recognize there is something really fucked up and unhealthy about their parent, and GTFO the second they hit age 18, do not emerge unscathed. And neither will Bowie, or Rylee for that matter. But at least Rylee had some genuine stability during the earliest, most formative years of his childhood, and seems to be thriving away from his mom, so I have hope for him. Poor Bowie, though...
Agreed 100%. The poor kids end up having to re-learn normal human interactions well into their 20s, and that's if they're lucky enough to escape to an environment where they have to opportunity to actually do so. I hope Bowie runs fast and far as soon as he has the chance.
 
I wouldn't want Tess sleeping in the same bed as Bowie, if only for fear she may crush him in her sleep.
Especially given how often she gets faded. If she uses weed to go to sleep, it’s even less likely she’d wake up if she rolled over on him. Even the super-duper “family bed” crunchy moms don’t advocate for co-sleeping when you’re stoned.
 
At five years old, a boy child should have started developing healthy physical boundaries from his female mother. This isn’t just a two or three year old cuddling with mom late at night. He’s at the age where seeing his opposite gender parent in the nude is no longer appropriate, etc.

Also, there’s the issue with Tess’ degeneracy, and it’s not known to us what crap Bowie could be exposed to in her bedroom.

Also also: fat.
I agree, but there are cultural differences in this. In Tess's case, it's not the case of course, but honestly I've never understood the pearl clutching about nudity among family in the states.

That being said, I think there's a fair chance that Bowie has been sleeping on his own for a while and Tess is saying this just to suck up to her guest.
 
He should be sleeping where he’s comfortable.
Given what we’ve seen of her place, I can’t imagine a room other than the single kids space (sparse as it is) being the only place he can actually be comfortable. Peace, silence, his own toys and shit. That sounds more like a 5yr olds comfort zone than a mid-30s single mom who brags about being high and probably spends most nights FaceTiming or snap chatting with people she perceives as important
 
I agree, but there are cultural differences in this. In Tess's case, it's not the case of course, but honestly I've never understood the pearl clutching about nudity among family in the states.
Despite the stereotype, it's not always about the nudity itself and a puritan sense of things being taboo. Tess here is a perfect example of the difference.
To clarify, I don't know many Americans, even those I've met who are very Christian, who would take issue with the kind of family nudity you see somewhere like Japan where it's associated with bathing. The problem here is that we don't have a clear, non-sexual nude space. So the people who are likely to be nude around their children aren't doing so in settings where it's teaching their children that the human body is normal. Instead, what we see more often here is stuff like parents who are intoxicated doing things like having naked mental breakdowns or lounging on the couch naked smoking a blunt.
What's more, because there's no clear "normal naked" there's no way for a child raised by a shitty parent like Ryann to learn healthy boundaries. They can't just say "Mom, I don't want to be around you naked right now. I want to watch cartoons in peace." so there's an inherent power balance issue there as well.
Put simply, nudity in the US is most often associated with being in a state that is not good for children.

Sorry to double-post, but she posted this with the following caption:

@tessholliday · 1d ago

Prob why I’m single 🥴 #SkipTheRinse #TikTokGGT #gaytiktok #queertiktok #gaypanic #fyp
 
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I think she's on this track to brag about the little bit of weight loss she's had. The reality is still creative angles, camera lenses and photo editing.
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Was she anorexic when we saw the dozens of cakes she consumed in a few week span? Or when we saw her freezer full of ice cream? How about the pizza and tacos from her LV trip? I’m not sure what constitutes an anorexia diagnosis but I don’t believe for a second she has that disorder. I haven’t seen anyone commenting about weight loss, if anything people are saying the opposite and that’s only on here or the podcast YT comment section.

I will say this was the funniest Twitter post from her in awhile.
 
I think shes on this track to brag about the little bit of weight loss shes had. The reality is still creative angles, camera lenses and photo editing.
"Anorexic". Sure, Tess.

All those cakes, cupcakes, pints of ice cream, and other junk food you've bragged about scarfing down on your IG say otherwise.
 
"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.
 
"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.
The only thing bigger than this lie is her gut. This is so utterly shameless and must be an extension of her meltdown she was having a couple days ago.
 
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