Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Chapstick4Lyfe said:
lol why does this motherfucker sound so smug? You know that him culling his Twitter list probably kills him. It would be like him throwing out Transformer toys he doesn't play with. Yeah, they might be detrimental because they are kiwis (Twitter) or cluttering up his home and pissing everyone off (toys), but look how many he has!
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I think the smugness comes from the fact his Twitter account is the only thing he has any power over. Purging the undesirables from his account is the only time he gets to exercise any control over someone that isn't ritually contractual. Hence, smug.
 
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1440p Curved Monitor said:
>"Based on intel gathered by others they no longer have anyone of theirs following"
>Tweet update on the farms 2hrs later

:story: you'll never escape us Kevkev. The people that regularly like and comment could be kiwis Kevkev. Good luck finding us 🥰

I definitely believe that the Korps gave Kevkev and ultimatum and is making him weed through his followers before they let him in. He's been locking down hard and focusing too much on blocking those that might be infiltrators. What a paranoid state to be in.
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I don't think Kev realizes just how many KFers there are following him. :story: He can't and won't block everyone, otherwise who's he gonna grift to get his toybux? Those stimmys will last only so long.
You're on here forever, Kevvie. And remember: it's your own fault for being so exceptional.
 
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Pizdec said:
That dog didn't die from getting fixed, Kevin, and you fucking know that. Sorry for the MATI, but nothing pisses me off more then seeing that kind of bullshit of "Oh the dog died from getting fixed". Yeah there might be some level of complication, but for a dog to die from being put under means the dog itself was likely malnourished, and what do we often see with the Tranch? Exactly.
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I don't want to defend Kev and them but unfortunately this is one of those things that can happen that wouldn't necessarily be a result of the them doing anything, outside of breeding when they really didn't need too. Dogs, and cats, can have a complication where they have a reaction to being put under anesthesia that makes their heart stop and it's not something you can typically predict. While their health level might contribute to this it can happen to perfectly healthy animals as well, it's one of those freak things. I have a friend who lost their kitten to an anesthesia reaction and he was in the prime of health. If their dogs were a specific breed that can also contribute to a higher rate of health problems you might not catch right away. I had another friend who got a mixed breed - purebreed, one of those hypoallergenic dog mixes, that died of liver failure at six months.

The cat thing is odd. Again I don't want to defend Kev and/or play into their nonsense but it is strange and he might actually have a viable complaint here. Usually vets will book surgeries in the morning and then keep the cat until they're a little perked up- but still a little woozy- before releasing them with instructions to keep an eye on them for anything of concern. The time period being several hours for observation. Unless they went to a lower income vet whose doing bulk surgeries on a specific day in which case they'll usually release them earlier to clear up the space. HOWEVER. One of the most important things about a newly neutered cat is not to let it be super active, or climb / jump, for a few days to make sure it doesn't damage the surgical site. Given their names I assume both of them are female cats which makes this even more important because the surgery they undergo is much more complicated than a males. So they shouldn't be on a cat tree at all.
 
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kev blessed us with another selfie

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he also very uninterestingly got an alligator puppet thing from his friend

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but he uploaded a video so that we could all enjoy his new present with him!



(did he fucking moan at the beginning there)
 
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God. Imagine going through over 10k people's twitters, one by one, reading through their lists and likes to sniff out even a hint if kiwi to block them. 10.6k.
Not like there alpacas to feed, shit to shovel, dogs to walk, cats to brush, a literal farms worth of work to be done, and of course, stretching the amhole.
Guess we found out why he stopped doing the most bare bones amount of exercise, has to pick through 10,600+ individual accounts to find those who wrong think just in case they are kiwis.

First, kevin, you won't find them all. Second, we're far from the only people who cap your shit. Even other trannies hate you because of your grifting. You'll never get everyone.
 
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Blue Diamond said:
he also very uninterestingly got an alligator puppet thing from his friend

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Kevin, little do you know, but your friend is a Kiwi commander, and those alligator children's stuffed animals are recording everything you say and do, hacking the ranch wifi and camera systems, beaming the information straight to a discreet New Zealand Space Program satellite, then piping the information straight to the Russian supercomputer of a certain Null K. Farms, who in return is mailing the information straight to internationally renowned Nazi terrorist Earl. And when Earl and the boys finally launch their alpaca liberation mission... they'll make sure to take all your transformers with them.

Don't say I didn't warn you faggot.
 
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Old Fart said:
From the ranch thread:

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Doesn't look like Kevin's home trainer thing sees much action, does it? Unless "Climbing over mountains of shit" is part of the training program.




Wasn't he betrothed to Jen, while Penny is his "Mistress" and Wedge... a third leg I guess? I honestly can't follow this anymore. But what would you expect from a bi lesbian agender trans woman, it's so much more complex than you can imagine teehee.
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I love the piles and piles of Amazon prime boxes from our anarcho-communist ranchers. They are bigger capitalists than the Donald.
 
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remiem said:
I don't want to defend Kev and them but unfortunately this is one of those things that can happen that wouldn't necessarily be a result of the them doing anything, outside of breeding when they really didn't need too. Dogs, and cats, can have a complication where they have a reaction to being put under anesthesia that makes their heart stop and it's not something you can typically predict. While their health level might contribute to this it can happen to perfectly healthy animals as well, it's one of those freak things. I have a friend who lost their kitten to an anesthesia reaction and he was in the prime of health. If their dogs were a specific breed that can also contribute to a higher rate of health problems you might not catch right away. I had another friend who got a mixed breed - purebreed, one of those hypoallergenic dog mixes, that died of liver failure at six months.
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I want to point out here a couple of things:

1. Animal size is a big contributor to death via anesthesia. Kittens and small dogs are more prone to passing from it than a large breed dog. It partly has to do with body heat regulation that can impact organ function, and even nowadays is quite rare because of the advancements they've made in monitoring animals when under. If you've ever seen vets work on smaller animals something they'll do is heat up saline bags in a microwave then pack them around the animal when their temp starts dropping. The chances of a large breed dog dying from this is far, far lower than a kitten.

2. Liver failure in a dog that age is likely genetic and happens a lot in purebreeds that the breeder doesn't do rigorous testing for in the parents.

These things are not exactly random and while you can't predict what animal it'll happen in there are definitely risk factors that the Tranch's dogs simply do not have outside of neglect. A big thing that can cause animal death via anesthesia is if the owner failed to properly withhold water/food for the correct amount of time pre-surgery. Knowing they have several dogs and cats I'm very, very inclined to believe there is a good chance this one had ample opportunities to get into food when he was supposed to be fasting.

EDIT: As for the climbing kitties, I've seen vets both keep an animal all day and not do so often based on what the client tells them. If you were to for example tell the vet you're a working animal ranch they're going to be more eager to pass you your animals quicker with the seed planted that you know what you're doing with them.
 
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s0mbra said:
God. Imagine going through over 10k people's twitters, one by one, reading through their lists and likes to sniff out even a hint if kiwi to block them. 10.6k.
Guess we found out why he stopped doing the most bare bones amount of exercise, has to pick through 10,600+ individual accounts to find those who wrong think just in case they are kiwis.

First, kevin, you won't find them all. Second, we're far from the only people who cap your shit. Even other trannies hate you because of your grifting. You'll never get everyone.
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You know what's even funnier. Kevin is more likely to accidentally remove a genuine follower of his if they don't pass his chud detector test if they retweet anything slightly conservative. Meanwhile a real Kiwi twitter account will be purposely tailored to mindlessly agree with everything Kevin says and thinks down to a T. Even if a Kiwi followed using their main account (if anyone has one) you can't spot it because, most kiwis are normal people in real life.

Aunt Carol said:
I really would like to know more about the psychosocial logistics of their "polycule." Not the actual mechanics of the fucking (although I think I'm safe because there doesn't seem to be any) but how does it work to be someone's BDSM slave and someone's plain ol' fiancée, but fly in a clown whore to see to your physical needs?

BDSM people love their contracts and negotiations and the sound of their own voices, so I'd think there'd be something posted from Penny about how "through My grace I have allowed slave to pay slave's money to have an itinerant clown prostitute lick My amhole, which is on slave's body," or something to that effect written out that Kevryn would photopost and squee over, and Wedge would retweet to comment "yep it's me; I'm that designated clown hooker."

The fiancée part, plain vanilla and temporarily disregarding the trans parts, is depressing. So you've got someone whose dream is to have a self-sufficient ranch in the semi-boonies, with all the hard work that implies, who really is outdoors getting dirty and tired all day, even if it's to poor effect.

Meanwhile, Penny's wife-to-be is not at all invested in his dream. Kevryn doesn't do men's farm work outdoors, but he also doesn't pick up any of the farm wife jobs and cook/mend/clean/put up food for winter. Subsistence farmers don't traditionally have the resources for kept women.

Say he's disabled and can't do anything useful, even sitting down, but then he's still not intellectually involved in Penny's life's work. Kevryn doesn't even notice things that happen outside. He talked a little about the lambs, which were brought to him, and the domestic animals that he can't help but see, and the impact on his electronics that unreliable electricity has. Beyond that, he doesn't know he's on a ranch. Kevryn doesn't even use his perpetually-online status to run the Tranch's social media presence, which would be helpful and not require him to move an inch.

I suspect Kevryn doesn't greet Penny at dinner and engage with him about animal husbandry and construction and xeriscaping, or even gun spergery. Does Penny give one single shit about Transformers? Does Kevryn rehash Twitter drama while they lie in bed together?

Kevryn and Penny are unequally yoked, and I'm sorry to say that usually doesn't bode well for the strength of their marriage. (When is the date, btw?)
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What I kinda find personally humorous is that the relationship between Kevin and Penny can't be described as a farmer and his wife dynamic as you said. It can't even be really be described as a BDSM type relationship. Hell they can barely be described as room mates if it wasn't for the fact that Kevin actually pays rent.

The dynamic I see they have is more like Penny is running a daycare center for emotionally stunted grown men. What other place can you name where a grown man like Kevin can sit in his room playing with his alligator puppet and his imaginary friend Glados, while Penny and Bonnie handle all the grown up work. I don't think I've ever even seen them pretend to take interest in each other's hobbies, besides Kevin defending Penny's guns on twitter one time. One of them has an interest in an adult oriented hobby (firearm collecting) and the other's hobby is collecting a toy line made for 8 year olds. In terms of the mental maturity gap of those two hobbies, they're are pretty far removed from each other.
 
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