DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
Somecatchyname said:
I disagree one point slightly. I am in the camp that Phil never actually had a personality it's a character. He is basically every stereotype of the d-bag bully from the 80s and 90s TV and movies.
Click to expand...
In my grandest fantasies he has been overcompensating so hard, for so long, that he has utterly ceased to be Philip Burnell and the only surviving shard of his being left is Darksydephil. When he kills the stream all emotion drains from his face and voice and Kat has to feed him and see to his biological needs because outside of his drive for gatcha he's essentially catatonic.

I know it's nothing like that but Phil being a husk of a human being is something I have to convince myself must be reality because I can't conceive of a person willingly sinking to the depths he regularly finds acceptable.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: leChinkyRaccoon, 74 Screaming Armadillos, CT 05 and 12 others
Thomas Highway said:
Kat is still there.

If Kat was gone, so would be Jasper because Phil hates that cat.
Click to expand...

Jasper is definately Kat's as well, Phil doesn't like anything that doesn't benefit him directly and Kat probably gives a shit about the cat more than the swine she married.

Kat is likely still there because even with Phil losing his partnership, she still gets free bed and board while Phil is raking in the wheelchair bucks. Unlike Panda who wanted a little emotional support, Kat is in it for the money and while times are still good in the Snortfort then it's unlikely she'll be leaving. However, should Phil's twitch account get banned or there's a serious dip in phasativity then she'll be packing her bags and out the door in a week.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: CT 05, Optimus Prime, draculapenis and 5 others
Cistern Rumbler said:
So his shrubs had started growing into his fireplace exhaust and he didn't even notice and the house could have burned down when they turned it on in winter? Jesus Christ imagine living next door to this personification of a disaster just waiting to happen.

I wonder what that outside area looks like now, since his parents have been around for quite some time to do his big boy homeowner chores for him. Probably looks like fucking Jumanji by now.
Click to expand...
HoA takes care of his front. I know that much, but I'm not sure if it also takes care of the inside.
Probably not if the stories of him being down to one toilet out of three are true. I think the lore is that any time a toilet in the house breaks he just uses another one instead of fixing it.
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: draculapenis, wahkando, 100% VIRGIN M00TY and 1 other person
TheGoutburglar said:
Also, didn't he deny filing for bankruptcy for a bit? I know he didn't want the details being public, that's for sure.
Click to expand...

For around a month or so, as I recall, until he finally had a begging reveal stream and admitted that all the "nonsense" he had been banning people for for the previous month was actually all 100% true.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Dread Pirate Retard, 74 Screaming Armadillos, AssBlaster and 15 others
actually said:
For around a month or so, as I recall, until he finally had a begging reveal stream and admitted that all the "nonsense" he had been banning people for for the previous month was actually all 100% true.
Click to expand...
This is why I'm ahead of the curve. :story:
BepsiLight said:
HoA takes care of his front. I know that much, but I'm not sure if it also takes care of the inside.
Probably not if the stories of him being down to one toilet out of three are true. I think the lore is that any time a toilet in the house breaks he just uses another one instead of fixing it.
Click to expand...
HOA takes care of the exterior. Owner responsible for inside.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: draculapenis, wahkando, 100% VIRGIN M00TY and 1 other person
Cistern Rumbler said:
Didn't he only start Nier Replicant a week ago?
Click to expand...
He had made some progress and played it most of the week and his fans even wanted him to just play nier instead of the street fighter night.

He was also autistic enough to think the end of the prologue was the end of the game "where a lot of questions went unanswered"
Helps the game has been modernized so even a creature like phil could play it and feel like he understood something.
Kept him uncharacteristically quiet and non whingy.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Swallow Moon, CT 05, Rumpelstiltzkinz and 6 others
clownpiss said:
lol its funny when you hear about dsp talking about squirrels and birds in trees and shit in his backyard and then you actually watch an old video and realize its a rinky dink patio and he whispers outside because hes so scared of other people

IDIOTS!
Click to expand...
Remember when his father had to hang pictures and clean his garage for him. Oh! And how his Mother and Father whilst having their nightly cocktails noticed Fil' vent by his fireplace was loaded with weeds and woulda lit the house on fire. lol :story:
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Iron Father, Prince Lotor, draculapenis and 6 others
Gramh said:
I don't know about anyone else, but forcing beef between a schizo retard like Perry Caravello and DSP has to be the stupidest goddamn thing on the internet.
Click to expand...
I dont condone t0uchin poop, let alone smearing shit on to another lolcow, but I watched the video and its funny that this is happening. Someone convinced Perry that DSP is sending overcooked pizza with anchovies and other shitty food to his house. And Perry is telling his viewers to send DSP pizza with anchovies and other things for revenge for what DSP "did" to him. Are we getting a crossover arc? Again i dont condone this, I think its funny.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Autistic
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: pahsitive, draculapenis, TurdFondler and 7 others
DSP tries it: torturing video editors (no really he sucks at this game the IGN reviewer dude is leagues better than DSP)
DSPTIHYDPuhhmaybe.png
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: 74 Screaming Armadillos, pahsitive, Nypical Haterade Comment and 8 others
Phil consider the following -

$200 - single vest
$400 - double vest
$500 - plat vest (take off the double vest)

If you want double the dosh then double the goals dood. Now that the "last tip" is bringing in the small fry paypigs it is time to make them work harder for their rewards.
 
  • Like
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Iron Father, draculapenis, wahkando and 10 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back