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Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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iPhone 8 64GB unlocked on Amazon for under $200, directly from the renewed Amazon store. First thing that popped up when I searched "unlocked iPhone", what the hell is he talking about with "I can't find one unlocked on Amazon"?
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How dare you, you can't expect our Princess Lou to use something as old as an iPhone 8!
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Listen, Lou has difficulty with problem-solving and following linear steps.
We all know, and he's finally admitted, that he's disabled.
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What kind of retard goes around with an APPLE phone of all things without a case?
Oh, all makes sense now.
Oh, all makes sense now.
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Maybe he should stop treating his valuables the way CWC treats women and he wouldn't have issues like this. He sits in bed all day, so he would have to be pretty fucking violent to break shit as often as he does.
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Good thing Lou has plenty of other gadgets to connect to the internet and lives with people who will certainly let him make phone calls. All he really needs is a stupid tracphone or something. The ability to make phone calls is pretty important, granted. But mobile data is not, nor is a smartphone. I used a tracphone until about 4 years ago, it served me perfectly fine. Lou would lose no internet ability by downgrading since his parents provide wifi.
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If he wants to make phone calls he can use Google Voice for FREEE!!! Worst case scenario he might have to use the landline in his house or if he wants to avoid talking to his family he'd have to walk down the road god forbid and put a bit of shrapnel into a payphone.
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Where do you live that there's still payphones.
It doesn't matter anyways since he probably has a house phone and this is all just a really pathetic attempt to sucker people out of money so he can get the newest iCrap.
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There's 3 on the street next to where I live.
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What’s the odds on lardo having AppleCare for his phone? Or is his insurance policy that gullible people will always donate to his grift?
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Just sit there long enough like Lou, dude. If you're healthy, you'd snap at shit around you too. Imagine spending like two decades in bed or however long Lou has sat there for. It's incredible that he's as stable as he is. People live better lives in prison even under hunger and maltreatment.
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Fucksake, do you know how many people have gone with phone screens that look like a fucking spider nest because they didn't have the money to replace it right away? I know I have, and I'm sure many of you fine folks have as well. And cracked screens are so common that there is a whole industry that's grown around getting them replaced. Or, as someone else pointed out, you can just slap one of those stick on Gorilla Glass screen protectors so you don't have to feel the crack. It's like $10 for a pack of two on Amazon.
And if the crack is so bad that it's cutting Louie's fingers, then let's see the cuts. He was able to use one of his OTHER expensive devices to take a photo of the cracked screen, so he can definitely take a photo of the cuts in his fingers. And now it's "vibrating". I guarantee you that phone is going to mysteriously have more and more "problems" the longer he has to beg complete fucking strangers for money to replace it.
And if Louie is telling the truth about dropping his phone after someone bumped him in the store (highly fucking doubtful) then maybe Louie should keep his phone in his pocket while at the store and concentrate on his shopping instead of fucking around on his phone. Or, if he absolutely HAS to have his phone out to check his shopping list or reply to a text or whatever, then get the fuck out of people's way to do it instead of just standing in the middle of the aisle and blocking everyone from doing their shopping. Simple things like that will help prevent broken phones in the future.
Let's see the cuts, Louie! Surely you aren't lying your ass off to get new shiny stuff, right?
And if the crack is so bad that it's cutting Louie's fingers, then let's see the cuts. He was able to use one of his OTHER expensive devices to take a photo of the cracked screen, so he can definitely take a photo of the cuts in his fingers. And now it's "vibrating". I guarantee you that phone is going to mysteriously have more and more "problems" the longer he has to beg complete fucking strangers for money to replace it.
And if Louie is telling the truth about dropping his phone after someone bumped him in the store (highly fucking doubtful) then maybe Louie should keep his phone in his pocket while at the store and concentrate on his shopping instead of fucking around on his phone. Or, if he absolutely HAS to have his phone out to check his shopping list or reply to a text or whatever, then get the fuck out of people's way to do it instead of just standing in the middle of the aisle and blocking everyone from doing their shopping. Simple things like that will help prevent broken phones in the future.
Let's see the cuts, Louie! Surely you aren't lying your ass off to get new shiny stuff, right?
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Nah, send it in to Louis Rossmann, I want to see a video.
"So we have this iPhone here with a cracked screen- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS ASSHOLE DROP HIS PHONE IN GRAVY? EEEEEWWWWWWWWW"
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Just sitting here and reading this on my badly-shattered iPhone 8 with a stupid grin on my face.
I wonder if he's willing to downgrade.
Or if "staying on iOS" means upgrading to one of the next models....
I wonder if he's willing to downgrade.
Or if "staying on iOS" means upgrading to one of the next models....
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Just sitting here and reading this on my badly-shattered iPhone 8 with a stupid grin on my face.
I wonder if he's willing to downgrade.
You know Louie won't settle for anything but a new model. He's too good for "downgrading" to an older model or (God forbid!) a used phone. He will use some asinine excuse to justify getting the latest model, like he needs the newer model so he can see the screen better with his 'Beetus Eyes or some shit.
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dude my phone's screen (glass protector) is more cracked than that
it's not cutting your fingers you fucking liarjust get the screen repaired, won't cost the same as a new phone
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My first smartphone got dropped from 3 stories and was smashed to fuck...I was only 6 months into the contract and getting the screen replaced was next to impossible back then. By the end of the 2yrs, there were literally chunks of glass missing...it still worked and it didn't even scratch me, never mind cut anything.
In short, fuck off Lou.
In short, fuck off Lou.
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The most surprising thing about all of this is that Lou went to a store.
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What's really killing me here is that services like Google Voice exist, so Lou doesn't even NEED a phone. And with all of the tablets that he has, he definitely doesn't need a smartphone.