Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Wally Balljacker]

Yeah no I think if that fuck shows up at my doorstep it is your problem. Of course you people have shown you dont care about victims or mentally ill people so!!!! Idk why I bother!!!

I having the worst time trying to wrap my head around how what one lame dickhead in Texas does to another lame dickhead in Texas in any way effects any one of us here.

I'm sure your response would be some smarmy teenage sarcasm???? because we're totes your personal hugbox???? ok????

You type like an asshole, you act like an asshole, and when you come here and asshole it up, expect to be treated like any other asshole.

My name is Johnathan, thank you

We're not playing your stupid little teatime game, chump. Everyone here is so aware of your deadname real name that it's practically embedded into the software code.

Once again, you forget where you are.

You telling him ANYTHING about me risks him finding me... so at the very least you're risking him searching for me at school

You are practically so utterly boring as a human being, I sincerely doubt anyone is going to go out of their way to personally flag you down at school.

You're such a non-entity that the only people worth interacting with you are us Kiwis, and if you factor in the kinds of people who normally get our attention, this does not bode well.

Tumblr and talking to people I love requires minimal effort. I can blog without really thinking about it, and I feel happy talking to people I love.

We're so fully aware of how little effort it takes to run a Tumblr, we have an entire subforum for it, and we know that all the ccyyrrttyping is a result of purposely being haphazard and lazy with the touch-keyboard, autocorrect off, while naviaging through Tumblr's absolute nightmare of a mobile app.

If you really have depression you'll know there's no magically cure and people mocking you for it does the opposite of help.

We don't mock a single person here for having depression. We mock people for faking depression for extra Sympathy Points at the Oppression Olympics that is Tumblr.

 

[harvey dirdban]

I'm probably just an old curmudgeon but to me Kayla's situation drives home how isolating Tumblr is. In the pre-social-media days of the internet, if you were obsessed with, say, some creepy lolicon singing game, you would join the official creepy lolicon singing game fan forum and make friends. On Tumblr you just shout "hi pls send me asks about my special interests uwu" into the void and hope somebody answers.

 

[Bisharp]

Here's some caps of a few ask she got today.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Here's some caps of a few ask she got today.

So wait, factkin aren't actually who they claim to be because they're just 'identifying', but she's actually video game characters? How does that work? Am I witnessing kin elitism?

I completely forgot about that shitty troll blog until she abruptly shoehorned it in. She's now mastered all tumblr modes of discourse, from false equivalency, to veering wildly off topic, to sudden pity party, and - my all time favourite - replying to any and all criticism with "why do u hate mentally ill ppl jw????"

 

[Bluebersaur]

I missed a Kayla visit? Aw I would have had fun poking holes into her statements but everyone's beaten me to it.

Here's some caps of a few ask she got today.

I'm rusty on the plethora of "kin" bullshit that Tumblr flings around, yet somehow what she's saying sounds like nonsensical garbage.

So wait, factkin aren't actually who they claim to be because they're just 'identifying', but she's actually video game characters? How does that work? Am I witnessing kin elitism?

Kin elitism is a thing on Tumblr. It's a lot of two-sided hypocritical bullshit but I see it frequently when one particular person I follow reblogs the drama at times. Kin wars are abnormally common, though I suppose on Tumblr it's just more everyday news.

 

[Meowthkip]

So wait, factkin aren't actually who they claim to be because they're just 'identifying', but she's actually video game characters? How does that work? Am I witnessing kin elitism?

Factkin works in whatever way is most convenient at the time.

 

[DN 420]

It'd be so great if we could live in a world where tumblrites would post in their threads, being whiny pissbabies, and nobody would try to reason with them.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

It'd be so great if we could live in a world where tunblrites would post in their threads, being whiny pissbabies, and nobody would try to reason with them.

That's kinda why I enjoy surprise lightning rounds instead of cows who camp out on the forums, giving people time to write out long, personal diatribes or well-meaning but misguided advice. When it's an ambush, you gotta get your digs in fast, then have plenty of time to circlejerk afterwards.

 

[cwcproquo]

I can just imagine this poor bus driver, trying to do his job and dealing with the engine overheating but occasionally running the air conditioning to keep his passengers cool, getting the stink eye from Ronald McDonald the whole time as she ragetypes about him on her blog to an audience of people who hate her.

That guy is an American hero. I salute you, anonymous bus driver.

 

[Jaimas]

Kayla, if you're reading this, please, seek help. Like, professional help. No self-diagnosis bullshit. Your behavior indicates a possible deeper mental issue that you can't afford to let metastasize into something worse. Those assholes on Tumblr encouraging your behavior are not your friends, care nothing about you, and will ultimately abandon you when you outlive your usefulness. You deserve better than that.

 

[Erica]

Wouldn't count on that anytime soon. Apparently she's managed to get online classes.

So, she may continue to be a friendless loser into her college years.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Kayla, if you're reading this, please, seek help. Like, professional help. No self-diagnosis bullshit. Your behavior indicates a possible deeper mental issue that you can't afford to let metastasize into something worse. Those assholes on Tumblr encouraging your behavior are not your friends, care nothing about you, and will ultimately abandon you when you outlive your usefulness. You deserve better than that.

You're too nice to care about this pathological liar. She makes her own bed.

 

[Red_Rager]

Kayla, if you're reading this, please, seek help. Like, professional help. No self-diagnosis bullshit. Your behavior indicates a possible deeper mental issue that you can't afford to let metastasize into something worse. Those assholes on Tumblr encouraging your behavior are not your friends, care nothing about you, and will ultimately abandon you when you outlive your usefulness. You deserve better than that.

I honestly tried to advise her and give genuine advice earlier in the thread on how she could improve her lot, but she did not listen. She is beyond help at this point unless she is willing to put aside her ego and do some deep reflection.

Tumblr is cancer of the mind.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You're too nice to care about this pathological liar. She makes her own bed.

The concern @Jaimas is voicing is completely valid; she's in serious danger of fucking up her entire life unless she makes a change soon. That said, it is a bit late to help her, and I'm not sure we should even if we were able to. She doesn't need other people trying to save her from the terrible cost of her choices. What she needs if for her own actions and issues to finally come back and bite her in the ass. People like her will improve when they no longer have any other choices or options, and that requires them to hit rock-bottom first. And personally? I'm perfectly content to watch that happen.
So don't worry about her health and safety, fellow Kiwis. The girl is completely and unavoidably fucked, and there's nothing left to do but kick back and enjoy the spectacle. I think it's gonna be a hell of a show.

 

[Cubanodun]

Kayla, if you're reading this, please, seek help. Like, professional help. No self-diagnosis bullshit. Your behavior indicates a possible deeper mental issue that you can't afford to let metastasize into something worse. Those assholes on Tumblr encouraging your behavior are not your friends, care nothing about you, and will ultimately abandon you when you outlive your usefulness. You deserve better than that.

like @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said at this point we should all know that kayla and all lolcows of her kind will NEVER listen to any suggestion of getting help, come on is even in the rules

if they want to shoot themselves in the foot let them is more fun this way

also kayla claiming to be "almost" raped is one of the most fun things that i have ever see

 

[Jaimas]

like @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said at this point we should all know that kayla and all lolcows of her kind will NEVER listen to any suggestion of getting help, come on is even in the rules

if they want to shoot themselves in the foot let them is more fun this way

also kayla claiming to be "almost" raped is one of the most fun things that i have ever see

White Knighting would imply I'm trying to defend her actions, Cubanodun.

 

[Cubanodun]

White Knighting would imply I'm trying to defend her actions, Cubanodun.

need to cut that part is the "if you want to help" but

>lolcows
>getting help
>year 1 after the fall of konami

also a question, what is the true photo of kayla? her tumblr is full of photos that she claim are from her but she is not fat on those

 

[sugoi-chan]

Kayla, if you're reading this, please, seek help. Like, professional help. No self-diagnosis bullshit. Your behavior indicates a possible deeper mental issue that you can't afford to let metastasize into something worse. Those assholes on Tumblr encouraging your behavior are not your friends, care nothing about you, and will ultimately abandon you when you outlive your usefulness. You deserve better than that.

The sad part is, in the past 250 pages, this message has been brought up repeatedly. She won't change.

 

[Anus]

need to cut that part is the "if you want to help" but

>lolcows
>getting help
>year 1 after the fall of konami

also a question, what is the true photo of kayla? her tumblr is full of photos that she claim are from her but she is not fat on those

Anything with the ridiculous pink dyed hair is her. She isn't really fat, but we call her fat because we're the Kiwi Farms and that's what we do.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

The sad part is, in the past 250 pages, this message has been brought up repeatedly. She won't change.

I thought we already knew that she isn't in the business of listening to anything we have to say. Whenever kiwis have come to her in the past with advice or suggestions, she's adamantly refused to take it just to "show us".