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Fill Bern El said:
you know it's funny, DSP talks about how in college he had "the party dorm" and how everybody was getting high and shit, but he was threatening to ban me for telling him I was going to send him 50g of weed in the mail...like pretty sure it's legal in Washington so he should have no worries but ofc he's afraid of weed
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Not an American so my perspective is not all that informed, but if I were in Phil's place I would be worried about the legality of being sent cannabis across one or more state lines, since I believe it's illegal even if both states have legalized it.

And I'm sure claiming you had no part in this and you're just a streamer being f#cked with would be easy, but being implicated in a legal case is generally a negative, and in that case there is basically no upside considering consuming something an evul detracktor sent would be a dumb idea even for Philbert.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
you know it's funny, DSP talks about how in college he had "the party dorm" and how everybody was getting high and shit, but he was threatening to ban me for telling him I was going to send him 50g of weed in the mail...like pretty sure it's legal in Washington so he should have no worries but ofc he's afraid of weed
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There's no point in sending him something of actual value like this.
All you need to do is send him another cardboard dick and it'll break his mind for another 8 years.
 
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Less than 10s into the stream, throat clear and snort has already happened.

Fuck me I just can't handle this man

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0 days off.

Snap will be a CHILL game, played once or twice a week. Divinity's end may be sooner than later.

Returnal retconned into being liked. Is ranting about no saves, saying lottapepul also want save games. Doesn't matter if it's a roguelike or not. He's fucking BITCHMADE, still crying about roguelikes.

How can you call yourself "King of Retro" and want savegames :story:
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
How can you call yourself "King of Retro" and want savegames :story:
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Didn't you see the mario streams where he's savescumming every other minute?

Also Patreon is fucking up and it might seem like Phil isn't getting your messages about missing perks so send him an email instead. Because emails to Phil totally don't get lost in the ether. Not his fault though.
 
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LoveXbeet said:
I’ll add to your thunk parade, by even saying maybe all this stuff Kat is doing (having a part time, casseroles upon more casseroles(( I think she was into African drum music at one time)) is all a ploy to irritate and annoy Phil into filing for divorce. That way she stakes claim to assets , it would also prove why he’s squeamish to video game sex and sexual references because she can construe that to being adulterous behavior in her divorce papers.
Sorry for the speculations it just doesn’t add up to what a married couple is and how people who claim to be in love or soulmates act.
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I get a laugh on how the thread teeters back and forth between Kat being dumb as bricks or being a 5D chess gold digger.
 
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He said on prestream that everyone on the internet is hating the saves on Returnal which is a lie. Many streamers and youtubers are praising the game and see the save point as a small issue. Again Dave is lying to create a narrative just in case he needs to rage quit the game if it gets hard. And the game gets harder and oh boy the gameplay gets faster and more reactionary, and we know Dave sucks at reactionary games.

Also I looked up on google "how early should retail workers get their schedules" and it states that most part timers dont get their schedules days to hours before they work. I worked in some retail spots and this is true. I would get my schedule a few days in advanced as a part timer and when I worked full time I would get it at least a week in advance. We already know Kat is a part timer and doesnt work a 40hr a week, so she shouldnt be surprised that she doesnt get her schedule early. Dave is just bitching because his mom wife cant go with him to the doctors on a set day. God just go alone to the doctors, you are fucking 39 yrs old, you dont need a caretaker to take you to doc appointments.
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DSP swoops in with his medical knowledge saying that taking medicine over time makes it less effective because your body builds an immunity to it. I think Phil read the vaccine wikipedia page and assumed that's how all medicine works, if he did any research at all and is simply coming up with any bullshit his brain can cobble together.
 
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Dave thinks Twitch needs to give him his money owed to him from the last month when he was kicked out of the partner program. Guess what sweet heart you signed a contract stating they dont have to give you shit regardless of the reason. God you must be a salesman wet dream because you sign shit without looking at the fine print. Get fucked Dave, Twtich has your money. "Thanks for the money dummy!" -DSP

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