Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

cistendered said:
Baby Xans will suffer the sins of his father for the entirety of his natural born life, and it will have nothing to do with KF.
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Well the sins never die, can’t just wash the blood off your hands now?
 
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Oh how I wish they’d live-streamed this.

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Thundermania said:
I’m amazed they held a Baby Shower for that piece of fuck-trash. You’d think the Vickers would keep it under wraps until he’s born. By then they could’ve thought up a decent lie to make it less embarrassing.
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Every child deserves to be wanted and welcomed with joyful anticipation by people who love them, even if their parents are garbage. It’s not his fault. If the Vickers were ashamed and trying to hide him, that would only harm an innocent child. Anyone who wants to see that has no moral high ground on the Gunt or Faith.
 
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Thundermania said:
I’m amazed they held a Baby Shower for that piece of fuck-trash. You’d think the Vickers would keep it under wraps until he’s born. By then they could’ve thought up a decent lie to make it less embarrassing.
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It's their first grandchild. The kid is going to be spoiled. If this were a different time, it would be more low key since the baby was conceived under shady circumstances. There was a court case. How many kids can say their mother tried to put their father in jail for releasing a video of your parents having sex prior to your birth? But after generations of baby mamas, no one is going to feel shame or be discreet. If you were an attendee it has to be in the back of your mind. It's one of those modern social interactions where everyone has to pretend they don't remember the backstory and the baby just magically arrived from the stork or it was an immaculate conception.
 
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High Tea said:
It's their first grandchild. The kid is going to be spoiled. If this were a different time, it would be more low key since the baby was conceived under shady circumstances. There was a court case. How many kids can say their mother tried to put their father in jail for releasing a video of your parents having sex prior to your birth? But after generations of baby mamas, no one is going to feel shame or be discreet. If you were an attendee it has to be in the back of your mind. It's one of those modern social interactions where everyone has to pretend they don't remember the backstory and the baby just magically arrived from the stork or it was an immaculate conception.
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This has got to be the talk of her neigbours and the Vickers friends and enemies and Oboy a guy like Vickers who owns a pawnshop and is belligerent must have a lot of enemies.
Not to mention Faiths classmates i dont know about you guys but when i was in middle/highschool word of the wierd kids internet activites such as youtube channels and blogs would spread like wildfire.
"Oh you know the new Vickers child, i have heard that its their eldest daughter thats the mother and she got pumped and dumped by a redneck"

All it takes is for one of them to find this forum and we are gonna have content for years to come.
 
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High Tea said:
It's one of those modern social interactions where everyone has to pretend they don't remember the backstory and the baby just magically arrived from the stork or it was an immaculate conception.
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I hope the Vickers’ family and friends are capable of holding at that level of decorum. It would be good entertainment for us, but it’s not cute or clever to try to ruin a baby shower with shit-talk. In fact, it’s downright niggerish behavior. If some of them are World Star members, we might actually get a glimpse. But being more of an asshole than Ethan and his degenerate friends isn’t a goal anyone should be shooting for.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
This has got to be the talk of her neigbours and the Vickers friends and enemies and Oboy a guy like Vickers who owns a pawnshop and is belligerent must have a lot of enemies.
Not to mention Faiths classmates i dont know about you guys but when i was in middle/highschool word of the wierd kids internet activites such as youtube channels and blogs would spread like wildfire.
"Oh you know the new Vickers child, i have heard that its their eldest daughter thats the mother and she got pumped and dumped by a redneck"

All it takes is for one of them to find this forum and we are gonna have content for years to come.
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This is why I’m surprised at the shower, I agree the kid needs love and as the first grandchild will be spoiled. Personally I hope he never learns about this place, the tape or the nonsense that took place in the year before his birth.

But these are also the Vickers, the same winners who raised a junkie whore and deliberately ruined their personal lives in an idiotic attempt to get their idiot daughter back.

I thought for sure that they would’ve hushed up the pregnancy and passed him off as adopted to their suburbanite friends, colleagues and associates. I just get that vibe from them. Like they’re the type to be on Home Owners Association.

Hope the best for the kid though.
 
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