The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AStupidMonkey]

Paul will talk a big game about how they're an independent safe haven to protect troons and state of Colorado is scared of them or whatever like a comic book character; in reality they live in a rural area where I'm sure people gossip, if it's anything like where I live, but don't interject negatively into their neighbor's business without extreme cause.

Well, depending on the comic book...

 

[Neko GF]

Will it be better or worse than Greers website? View attachment 2136932

"Which turd smells better?"

I'm expecting the tranch's site to mostly be just the logo, troon flags, and pictures of the alpacas. Really depends on it's all positioned. I'm going to be generous and assume that tranch's website will look better, but that's not saying much.

 

[Gone Ham]

"Which turd smells better?"
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I'm expecting the tranch's site to mostly be just the logo, troon flags, and pictures of the alpacas. Really depends on it's all positioned. I'm going to be generous and assume that tranch's website will look better, but that's not saying much.

Hmmmmm if that’s the site, weird how they don’t feature guns or stuff like it.

 

[Neko GF]

Hmmmmm if that’s the site, weird how they don’t feature guns or stuff like it.

I forget where that picture is actually from, but I think it's a good example of the tranch's graphic design skills and what to expect from them. That being basic and campy, with simplicity being the only redeeming quality.

The actual tranch site will likely be worse due to them trying to shove as much shit as possible on the front page.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"Which turd smells better?"
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I'm expecting the tranch's site to mostly be just the logo, troon flags, and pictures of the alpacas. Really depends on it's all positioned. I'm going to be generous and assume that tranch's website will look better, but that's not saying much.

I'm expecting them to demand individualized pages for each trancher because what's social media grift without having your 'own space' to customize. Something something something "individual representation and uniqueness".

 

[Gone Ham]

How do we think the site will be hosted? Do any of them have any Computer Systems experience?

 

[AStupidMonkey]

How do we think the site will be hosted? Do any of them have any Computer Systems experience?

They're troons. They automatically have Linux Server Proficiency and a +2 bonus on all systems maintenance checks/saves as a racial bonus.

Because, y'know, stunning and brave, and oh so lady-like.

 

[Coccxys]

They hired a couple of troon web developers from near Manchester in the UK to make their site. What's the betting they're doing it for "exposure" rather than you know being paid from the huge GFM funds.



For a "digital creative agency", their website is Shit.




And because fuck it, its kiwifarms.




The registered address for the business but not "Luna" change in Jan




Edit: Looks like they have moved out. 298 Tongue Moor Rd it is.




I suspect fury since the company was registered under "miss Jessica Winters" then a filing was made for a change of details to "Mx Luna Fox Winters". Only a fury would change their name to include "fox" which has to be the animal name that is number 1 red flag for fury.




Here's the twitter bio, full birthday of 22 Feb 1992, don't these people know anything about not giving away personal details online?



They're "non-binary", this tweet makes me suspect dick. Though why celebrate "female" when supposedly "enby"?



Edit: we have confirmation of mediocre white guy.




And depressingly he has a kid



Future wife of this




Also appointed as operations director of the digital agency in Feb. Has a birthday in Aug 1992, that's a fucking rough 29.



Looks like they live at the new company address.



Also let's hope she last longer that the last director that got dumped in short order.



This one was born in March 1992.



And they have/had the same address as Jessica, possibly daughter's mother?



Like all of this kind jessica is terminally online



As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

 

[voidBits]

4. I'm not sure here, but there may be someone completely hidden by 3, with the phone on the table

Not sure. I was trying to work it out, the hoody and arm all look a bit like maybe someone else, but then maybe not and the size of table and spacing suggest no one's there, but even then not definite

The person behind Kev is definitely hiding from the camera
Sensibly, they don't want to be captured for evermore with such horrowcows
But it does look like it may be that Ash Coyote troon as someone said up thread, so who knows?

Edit:
Cropping Moonface out and looking, it may be two dudes looking at a phone, squashed up
The seam on the hood doesn't look right for the first dude
But I may just be tripping

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

If five are 'working' farmers, that leaves six lodgers paying $1,000 a month rent each. I guess that Phil studied for some time at the L. Ron Hubbard school of economics. How else do they pay for all that alpaca feed. The earthship could turn out quite profitable if they can cram in enough bunks.

As always they're too stupid to think of that. They allow wayward trans people to park trailers on the property and work there but they have to bring their own food and lodging. As far as I know, the people doing this don't pay them anything but also don't earn a wage for the work they do.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Their web designers; http://gocreate.fun/

Garbage tier.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As always they're too stupid to think of that. They allow wayward trans people to park trailers on the property and work there but they have to bring their own food and lodging. As far as I know, the people doing this don't pay them anything but also don't earn a wage for the work they do.

It's been a long, weird year, but isn't this exactly one of the schemes from Tiger King?

So much of this Troontopia plan would have worked better if they'd picked an equally-cheap plot of land somewhere with water and a connection to local utilities; they don't need a thriving town nearby or a good school district, just the ability to e-beg and a mailbox.

Make flat RV sites and minimal hookups and you have all the time in the world to hang Tibetan prayer flags on your firing range and pose with the alpacas with trees in the background.

I was surprised when they bought the Earthship; an obvious Phase II would have been to have a big fundraiser to move cross-country, quietly dropping alpacas and low-performing troons along the way.

 

[Gone Ham]

I was surprised when they bought the Earthship; an obvious Phase II would have been to have a big fundraiser to move cross-country, quietly dropping alpacas and low-performing troons along the way.

They're already preparing to abandon the Alpacas though. Their final goal is for the main crew to move into the Earthshit, and have literal slaves who PAY THEM to do work on the farm

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're already preparing to abandon the Alpacas though. Their final goal is for the main crew to move into the Earthshit, and have literal slaves who PAY THEM to do work on the farm

Based and Tom Sawyer-pilled.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

They're already preparing to abandon the Alpacas though. Their final goal is for the main crew to move into the Earthshit, and have literal slaves who PAY THEM to do work on the farm

Sidenote:

You should move to the Tranch and work there for the extra cash.

What could go wrong?

 

[Gone Ham]

Sidenote:

You should move to the Tranch and work there for the extra cash.

What could go wrong?

The smell is the only issue really. An inside man (ba dum tis) would be comical

 

[SIGSEGV]

Their web designers; http://gocreate.fun/

Garbage tier.

I'm legitimately surprised that their website doesn't use any 3rd party JS.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Will it be better or worse than Greers website? View attachment 2136932

dont they already have an etsy page? why cant they just use that

 

[retard strength]

dont they already have an etsy page? why cant they just use that

Etsy takes a cut and they probably want it all, guess the troons already blew through the $100k.

That or there is too much competition on Etsy; quality wool without shit and grass embedded, at a lower price, untouched by amhole gunk and dilating manhands... obvious choice. Though their sales are more pity and "feel good" buys than people actually looking for quality.

 

[Coccxys]

They were saying about etsy integration into the webpage in their Tweets. They're apparently going to use the site for bios of the tranches, news etc. basically all the stuff social media and store fronts have rendered obsolete.