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[DavidS877]

Yesterday one of them was bitching that "society" won't let him carry around a murse full of spare masks and bottles of sanitizer every day.

I could hardly wait to log on to this thread when I saw that.

He could just not be a pussy and use a backpack or a briefcase if he really cared instead of whining about it.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

Redditors are some of the biggest pack of Branch Covidians I have seen in my life. Fuckers think if you don't wear masks outside and take the CDC as gospel you'll instantly die and vaporize all the old people in a 100 mile radius with you.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Redditors are some of the biggest pack of Branch Covidians I have seen in my life. Fuckers think if you don't wear masks outside and take the CDC as gospel you'll instantly die and vaporize all the old people in a 100 mile radius with you.

I'm curious to see how they'll react now that the CDC says you don't need masks anymore if you're vaccinated.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Not sure if it's just me autistically examining some shit but has anyone ever noticed that a redditor speaks in the most tryhard "how do you do fellow kids" kinda way

Late but I think I know what you're talking about. I posted on something awful early 2000s and it was the first board I had ever used that had a post history button that you could look up all of a user's posts. It was also pretty marxist/xenophilic. History button is not just for bringing up other's wrongthink but its very existence is also there for your own self-satisfaction. I noticed it back then, on there they would talk very fellow kids or very try hard "i'm a professional" type way. "I had my pfizer vaccine...no contraindictions, instramuscalarly of course, I observed distal radial discolorings...blah blah and furthermore I got fired from my drivethrough window job" It's because they think of their post history as their resume or their life's body of work or something. They really hope people will click that and see how much of a smarty-man they are. They hope someone at huffington post or vox will click it and offer them a paid loft apartment in a big city that has well-known tv and movie creds and a huge salary to write about skin colors capeshit and genital things.

Also they never change accounts, so as not to fragment the magnum opus of posts, try and look at a post history of someone you see talking the way you mean, I bet you it goes back 5+ years. Funny thing about that though is they do post thirsty "i bet that pink little asshole tastes good" shit at girls in gonewild subs with the same account or will talk about fleshlights or something too like it's not even a mark on their life's work.

 

[Corpun]

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I think this speaks for itself.

I swear I really need to do my tranny LARP post on some big sub to farm reddit gold then edit the post to some offensive shit just to spite them.

Redditors are some of the biggest pack of Branch Covidians I have seen in my life. Fuckers think if you don't wear masks outside and take the CDC as gospel you'll instantly die and vaporize all the old people in a 100 mile radius with you.

Their utter worship of anything that has the word science slapped on it is to blame for this lunacy. It's fucking pathetic that people forget science was supposed to be something not set in stone. It is a religion nowadays and if you go against the current orthodoxy you will be lynched.

 

[Let's Love Lain]

I can't even stand to hate browse Reddit anymore.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I can't even stand to hate browse Reddit anymore.

I used to read the piracy and bit torrent related subreddits but now they're filled to the brim with utter retards that think µTorrent is the best client ever. The eternal redditor needs to be first in line for the gas chamber.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

I can't even stand to hate browse Reddit anymore.

The only time I ever look at it now is through Google results when I'm looking for specific information, and even then it's a matter of skimming the thread for the answer and then closing the tab.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

honest feels, i've seen a QA job listing here that requires you to know how to make autonomy scripts for unity. turning you into a cheap ass programmer with QA obligations as well which are a fucking pain in the ass only to recieve breadcrumbs... still, fuck these retards.

The fun thing is that we have a position that's never been filled, pays $70k/year, requires you to have a nursing license and know SQL. The nursing license part is non-negotiable but HR would accept self-taught programmers, I'm pretty sure.

We literally just have nobody applying that qualifies. If these angry redditors who know how to code would deign themselves to sink a couple thousand to get their ASN from a community college, they'd get their meal ticket.

 

[mdrop22]

Spoiler: BPD AND ECSTASY

Just kidding, this might be one of the most fucked things Ive ever read on reddit. Where are her parents?

 

[Vingle]

Spoiler: BPD AND ECSTASY

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Just kidding, this might be one of the most fucked things Ive ever read on reddit. Where are her parents?

Obviously they don't care, probably abusive to the point where the kiddo had to escape from reality with drugs.
If you're this fucked up early in life it's better to just commit an hero. Health care isn't going to help the kid.

 

[smallmilk]

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I think this speaks for itself.

This redditism has infected the youtube comments too. Nowadays everyone who gets 100+ likes on a dumb comment has the need to go back and edit to thank for the likes. It wasn't like this before.

Edit: waow!1! Thanks for all the stickers kind farmers!!!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Redditors are some of the biggest pack of Branch Covidians I have seen in my life. Fuckers think if you don't wear masks outside and take the CDC as gospel you'll instantly die and vaporize all the old people in a 100 mile radius with you.

If only we were so lucky.

 

[mdrop22]

Obviously they don't care, probably abusive to the point where the kiddo had to escape from reality with drugs.
If you're this fucked up early in life it's better to just commit an hero. Health care isn't going to help the kid.

It's funny you say that, considering she already received this advice in a DM and reposted it to r/cyberbullying (a good smaller sub to look for weirdos). Here it is:


Looking through her post history, she has been raped by a 20 year old man while blacked out on Xanax and regularly ODs on MDMA. If you dont know, binging MDMA causes oxidization of brain cells. She likely has unironic, literal brain damage and she's only 16. I also knew a coke head in high school, he is functionally retarded and still lives with his mother into his 30s because he cant keep a job. He can barely hold a linear conversation.

When even the drugged out college kids on r/drugs tell you you'll be dead before 18, it's over.

 

[Toolbox]

This redditism has infected the youtube comments too. Nowadays everyone who gets 100+ likes on a dumb comment has the need to go back and edit to thank for the likes. It wasn't like this before.

And 9 times out of 10 that comment is some sort of shit meme likely inspired by reddit subs like meirl. Stuff like "X exists: X: wacky reaction" really seem like simple format reddit 'jokes' that are just the lowest rung of observational comedy. Youtubes comments were bad before, but it seemed like far fewer of them were the same joke copied over and over. At least with copypastas about winning a million dollars if you copy a comment or the little girl who got murdered coming to kill you they were at least funny in their absurdity. The further homogeneity of the entire web, even more since the late 2000s, has made everything less unique between websites. A lot of Youtubers use Reddit, pretty much all websites use Youtube, after Tumblr died Twitter became it's worse replacement, removing another site from the pool of what the general populace uses.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

This redditism has infected the youtube comments too. Nowadays everyone who gets 100+ likes on a dumb comment has the need to go back and edit to thank for the likes. It wasn't like this before.

Edit: waow!1! Thanks for all the stickers kind farmers!!!

And 9 times out of 10 that comment is some sort of shit meme likely inspired by reddit subs like meirl. Stuff like "X exists: X: wacky reaction" really seem like simple format reddit 'jokes' that are just the lowest rung of observational comedy. Youtubes comments were bad before, but it seemed like far fewer of them were the same joke copied over and over. At least with copypastas about winning a million dollars if you copy a comment or the little girl who got murdered coming to kill you they were at least funny in their absurdity. The further homogeneity of the entire web, even more since the late 2000s, has made everything less unique between websites. A lot of Youtubers use Reddit, pretty much all websites use Youtube, after Tumblr died Twitter became it's worse replacement, removing another site from the pool of what the general populace uses.

I've seen quite a few youtubers complain that nowdays youtube comments have seriously decreased in quality, now of course, youtube comments were never known for their high quality, however they atleast talked about the video and it's subject, give critisism and feedback to the youtuber, nowdays it's just reddit humour, using the same templates over and over, barely talking about the video and just using it to post timestamps so they can make their epic joke that no one on the planet heard before, I remember going to a video about venezuelan prisons and how the inmates rose up and essentially created their own feudal micro-states but half the comments were talking about either the parties they had or posting a timestamp of 2 girls that the commenters were thirsting over, barely any discussion about how things managed to become that way.

 

[Otis Boi]

And 9 times out of 10 that comment is some sort of shit meme likely inspired by reddit subs like meirl. Stuff like "X exists: X: wacky reaction" really seem like simple format reddit 'jokes' that are just the lowest rung of observational comedy. Youtubes comments were bad before, but it seemed like far fewer of them were the same joke copied over and over. At least with copypastas about winning a million dollars if you copy a comment or the little girl who got murdered coming to kill you they were at least funny in their absurdity. The further homogeneity of the entire web, even more since the late 2000s, has made everything less unique between websites. A lot of Youtubers use Reddit, pretty much all websites use Youtube, after Tumblr died Twitter became it's worse replacement, removing another site from the pool of what the general populace uses.

I wish we could go back to the days wheen youtube comments where overly thought out political rants on a video that had nothing to do with said political rant. That or people just calling each other faggots for what ever reason.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

It's funny you say that, considering she already received this advice in a DM and reposted it to r/cyberbullying (a good smaller sub to look for weirdos). Here it is:

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Looking through her post history, she has been raped by a 20 year old man while blacked out on Xanax and regularly ODs on MDMA. If you dont know, binging MDMA causes oxidization of brain cells. She likely has unironic, literal brain damage and she's only 16. I also knew a coke head in high school, he is functionally retarded and still lives with his mother into his 30s because he cant keep a job. He can barely hold a linear conversation.

When even the drugged out college kids on r/drugs tell you you'll be dead before 18, it's over.

How do these children afford so many drugs?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I've seen quite a few youtubers complain that nowdays youtube comments have seriously decreased in quality, now of course, youtube comments were never known for their high quality, however they atleast talked about the video and it's subject, give critisism and feedback to the youtuber, nowdays it's just reddit humour, using the same templates over and over, barely talking about the video and just using it to post timestamps so they can make their epic joke that no one on the planet heard before, I remember going to a video about venezuelan prisons and how the inmates rose up and essentially created their own feudal micro-states but half the comments were talking about either the parties they had or posting a timestamp of 2 girls that the commenters were thirsting over, barely any discussion about how things managed to become that way.

Get a youtube enhancer extension and block comments and chats. If you're conservative at all there's a good chance you're shadowbanned from posting anyway so why bother reading this shit?

How do these children afford so many drugs?

They fuck their dealers.

 

[Jones McCann]

Average Redditor dumping ground

Spoiler

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a rainbow boot stamping on a human face – forever.


Can't comfort your father in his last moments but can snap a picture for reddit 6 feet away while he suffocates?

The Redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, parasite, bugman, communist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”