Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Gone Ham]

He heard our cries! Unicron has been freed!

God bless the Unicron. Hopefully Earl can program it and destroy the tranch once and for all

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Lol even the toy has it's own Amhole

Kevin wishes his amhole opened that wide

 

[Kamui]

Ok but could someone identify who Kev is eclipsing in the pic? It looks like most of the gang is there, but there's obviously someone behind him.

I think that's where the person who's taking the picture was sitting.

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin wishes his amhole opened that wide

I was going to say "he's going to but his dick in that thing" and then I remembered,

 

[one_time_user]

the cats are going to have SO MUCH FUN destroying that

 

[Nothing To See Here]

I was going to say "he's going to but his dick in that thing" and then I remembered

I believe the correct uwu lesbian hsdfjkdskfjhd term for what Kevin's going to do to it is "scissoring"

 

[grandpasatan]

I think that's where the person who's taking the picture was sitting.

I thought that at first too, but look at the back of Kevvy’s “hair.” https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/7d19422e-c4c1-4419-b6da-3b34be2c5013-jpeg.2135418/

 

[Kamui]

I thought that at first too, but look at the back of Kevvy’s “hair.” https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/7d19422e-c4c1-4419-b6da-3b34be2c5013-jpeg.2135418/

Wow, I completely missed that. Actually scared me a little when I noticed just now.

 

[John Furrman]

the cats are going to have SO MUCH FUN destroying that

Do you think he's gonna store it somewhere more secure than the very high shelves? It's huge, where could one even store a figure that big?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do you think he's gonna store it somewhere more secure than the very high shelves? It's huge, where could one even store a figure that big?

It's huge but it looks light, and it expands like a Hoberman Sphere.

Not my personal style, but he could hang it from the ceiling in their geodesic dome; there's so much overhead space there with nothing in it.

Or he could just keep it in the box forever again, indistinguishable from a box full of rocks for his monetary investment.

 

[White Devil]

It's huge but it looks light, and it expands like a Hoberman Sphere.

Not my personal style, but he could hang it from the ceiling in their geodesic dome; there's so much overhead space there with nothing in it.

Or he could just keep it in the box forever again, indistinguishable from a box full of rocks for his monetary investment.

He should stick it in his asshole.

 

[voidBits]

I thought that at first too, but look at the back of Kevvy’s “hair.” https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/7d19422e-c4c1-4419-b6da-3b34be2c5013-jpeg.2135418/

Wow, I completely missed that. Actually scared me a little when I noticed just now.

Prolego gives a who's who on the other thread and there's been a bit more discussion there about it

Penny really is cramming them in tightly, isn't he. I wonder how many of them pay rent for the cupboards or shelves they sleep on. Starting from Bonnie and moving round the table we have:

1. Paul
2. Sky, Paul's husband
3. Person in mask looking at phone. Wedge?
4. I'm not sure here, but there may be someone completely hidden by 3, with the phone on the table
5. Unknown male in black
6. Jarrod / Josie Bean
7. Desert Daisy - I thought he'd left
8. Blonde haired man hiding behind Kevin
9. Kevin
10. Michael

and presumably 11. Phil

If five are 'working' farmers, that leaves six lodgers paying $1,000 a month rent each. I guess that Phil studied for some time at the L. Ron Hubbard school of economics. How else do they pay for all that alpaca feed. The earthship could turn out quite profitable if they can cram in enough bunks.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

It's huge but it looks light, and it expands like a Hoberman Sphere.

Not my personal style, but he could hang it from the ceiling in their geodesic dome; there's so much overhead space there with nothing in it.

Or he could just keep it in the box forever again, indistinguishable from a box full of rocks for his monetary investment.

Honestly? That would probably look really cool as an abstract art piece not gonna lie. Also bonus of having it hanging high up means you cant tell how utterly boring and plastic it looks. Even transformed into robot mode that thing just looks like an unpainted mid-range Gundam model.

Speaking of, here's some nerds collection of Perfect Grade Gundams. All those put together (at about $250 per) would be about the same price that fucking Unicron is going for in resale. Transformers fans are such peak consoomer manchildren its ridiculous.

(e. ah shit vid not playable embedded, sorry bout that)

 

[Blue Diamond]

correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like kev bought some new transformers

assembly time

wonder if these were bought with biden bux or leftover gogriftme gibes

 

[Easy Peasy]

IRC, he was going to take it out of the box, make sure it wasnt damaged, and then repack it until they had more space at that earth ship monstrosity.

 

[0 0]

wow literally in the middle of fucking nowhere

It's the setting for the upcoming Fallout sequel.

 

[stupid frog]

IRC, he was going to take it out of the box, make sure it wasnt damaged, and then repack it until they had more space at that earth ship monstrosity.

Pretty sure the Earthship is going to be used souly for toy storage, tbh

 

[papaya]

Few pages late but, being permanently “engaged” to a man who has zero intention of actually holding a wedding, but just agrees to let his partner use that title in order to get his partner off his back about marriage, is probably the first (and only) occasion of Kevin actually engaging in a pattern of behavior more resembling that of a woman (albeit a beta female) in his entire life.

 

[retard strength]

Remember when Kevin expressed how buying plastic robot toys was a bad and useless coping mechanism for his depression, but now that he has the amhole he is happy he no longer feels a compulsive need to waste money on them?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

He should stick it in his asshole.

Why not utilize Wedge’s skill set for that?