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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

 

[scumbus]

Ok but could someone identify who Kev is eclipsing in the pic? It looks like most of the gang is there, but there's obviously someone behind him.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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Im pretty sure we're living in the Endtimes at this point, surely this should convince even the most staunch atheist of the fact that Clown World is, undeniably, Satan's Playground.

 

[glass_houses]

Ok but could someone identify who Kev is eclipsing in the pic? It looks like most of the gang is there, but there's obviously someone behind him.

It looks like someone who's intentionally avoiding the camera. I wonder if the Tranch already has their first convicted felon onsite?

 

[Old Fart]

Im pretty sure we're living in the Endtimes at this point, surely this should convince even the most staunch atheist of the fact that Clown World is, undeniably, Satan's Playground.

Or if this is God's idea of a joke, I'm off to the Devil.

 

[kazuhiro]

Ok but could someone identify who Kev is eclipsing in the pic? It looks like most of the gang is there, but there's obviously someone behind him.

The two-tone hair is similar to "Ash Coyote," a furry filmmaker who lives in Colorado and has visited the ranch to make some kind of feature.

 

[White Devil]

Is that a dilator hanging out of Bonnie's pocket? And Jesus mtf Christ, he's in desperate need of some new trousers. He's on the verge of doing a Hulk.

Tactical pants like that usually don't come in hambeast sizes, which is why it looks like Paul is about to explode out of them.

 

[Law]

Is that fat retard Paul wearing a thigh-holster in the fucking restaurant?

It's digging into his thigh like Tess Holiday's shoulder straps.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's digging into his thigh like Tess Holiday's shoulder straps.

They're going to make some alpaca ham and he volunteered for the test run.
Such a dedicated fellow, I applaud him!

 

[Yamamura]

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The poor residents of this town.

You can tell by the expression, that isn't the face of someone at ease and relaxed. You can sense the tenseness and anxiety in her face. That is the face of someone who's trying to pretend Kevin and his band of merry men aren't at the next table over.

Imagine going out to lunch with your husband and your friend at a pub one afternoon. And then Kevin and the gang walk through the door. They're loud, rambunctious and probably chatting nosily about chuds and dilating or something. The fat one looks like he's armed. And now you notice they're taking a group photo. All you can do now is try to look away uncomfortably and find a way to discretely tell everyone you're with, that you want to leave as soon as possible.

 

[Ninon42]

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This picture is a lot. From Troon Bonne's waves of thighfat and painfully distended ears or Jen's massive fucking feet to the unabashed maleness of every person at the table and their attachment to their phones, it's a perfect encapsulation of the tranch. Someone tell them that skinny jeans are really, really out please. And who is the guy in the back that actually noticed the camera and looks mildly happy to be there? It looks and probably smells like a Vampire: The Masquerade reddit meetup.

That lone cheese-covered salad is fooling no one, trancheros. You're all fat and no one would have sex with any of you, not even each other.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Copy that.

 

[mickey339]

Odds are the extent of negotiations was Penny going "You want to be my sex slave?" and Kev going "Sure!" (add in sound effects and suitable coomer emojis) and nothing more at all.

Sounds accurate. Going by twitter Kevin moved in with Penny after knowing him for little over a week. Considering this has grossly influenced his life since... one wonders if similar impulsive decisions were involved with his amholery.

 

[Puddleduck]

Someone tell them that skinny jeans are really, really out please

Since when!!??

 

[Ninon42]

Since when!!??

About the last two years, but even my middle aged auntie in rural Minnesota has finally gotten that memo. It's been a bit of a running millennial vs gen z joke of skinny vs loose/relaxed fit jeans. I'm keeping one dark pair to wear with fall/winter boots though. Things are also moving towards low-rise after the super-high-rise of the past 5 years, but for the sake of us all the trancherinas don't need to know that.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Kevin and Tranch stream confirmed for tomorrow.

There's going to be a twitter meltdown of epic proportions, methinks.

 

[El Mundo Dios]

Like ninja Skeksis said, Null's doing a stream on the tranch.

Kevin finally opened/devalued his collector's item Transformer toy.

 

[Gone Ham]

Like ninja Skesis said, Null's doing a stream on the tranch.
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Kevin finally opened/devalued his collector's item Transformer toy.
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UNICRON HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Like ninja Skesis said, Null's doing a stream on the tranch.
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Kevin finally opened/devalued his collector's item Transformer toy.
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Lol even the toy has it's own Amhole

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

He heard our cries! Unicron has been freed!