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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Shouldering a braced pistol isn't illegal. Modifying the brace to function like a stock is illegal tho
We are gradually getting to the point where people are not giving a fuck anymore and just putting stocks on regardless. The ATF cannot logistically police all of it and I can tell you that unless you live in CA, NY, NJ, or IL, local and state law enforcement can give less of a fuck. The only NFA thing that would get the tranch on the ATF radar would be destructive devices or machine guns.
 
They hired a couple of troon web developers from near Manchester in the UK to make their site. What's the betting they're doing it for "exposure" rather than you know being paid from the huge GFM funds.

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For a "digital creative agency", their website is Shit.

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And because fuck it, its kiwifarms.

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The registered address for the business but not "Luna" change in Jan

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Edit: Looks like they have moved out. 298 Tongue Moor Rd it is.

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I suspect fury since the company was registered under "miss Jessica Winters" then a filing was made for a change of details to "Mx Luna Fox Winters". Only a fury would change their name to include "fox" which has to be the animal name that is number 1 red flag for fury.

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Here's the twitter bio, full birthday of 22 Feb 1992, don't these people know anything about not giving away personal details online?

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They're "non-binary", this tweet makes me suspect dick. Though why celebrate "female" when supposedly "enby"?

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Edit: we have confirmation of mediocre white guy.

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And depressingly he has a kid

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Future wife of this

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Also appointed as operations director of the digital agency in Feb. Has a birthday in Aug 1992, that's a fucking rough 29.

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Looks like they live at the new company address.

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Also let's hope she last longer that the last director that got dumped in short order.

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This one was born in March 1992.

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And they have/had the same address as Jessica, possibly daughter's mother?

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Like all of this kind jessica is terminally online

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As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

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Slight correction - Bolton isn't really Manchester. It's a dirt-poor shithole Northern town famous for absolutely nothing other than being a total shithole. Nothing interesting has ever happened in Bolton other than crime, unemployment and simmering racial tension. Still, £80k for a terraced house is really cheap even for dole-hole Northern hellscapes, especially as the housing market is highly inflated at the moment due to lockdown easing. That place he was renting must have been a complete hovel even by Bolton standards.

Being a shit-tier troon "web developer" doesn't pay very well, it seems.
 
We are gradually getting to the point where people are not giving a fuck anymore and just putting stocks on regardless. The ATF cannot logistically police all of it and I can tell you that unless you live in CA, NY, NJ, or IL, local and state law enforcement can give less of a fuck. The only NFA thing that would get the tranch on the ATF radar would be destructive devices or machine guns.
It takes more effort than replacing furniture to make a machine gun so no way the tranch is going to bother.
 
Slight correction - Bolton isn't really Manchester.
Note I said near Manchester. Which at 10 miles from centre to centre it really is.

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It's a dirt-poor shithole Northern town famous for absolutely nothing other than being a total shithole. Nothing interesting has ever happened in Bolton other than crime, unemployment and simmering racial tension. Still, £80k for a terraced house is really cheap even for dole-hole Northern hellscapes, especially as the housing market is highly inflated at the moment due to lockdown easing. That place he was renting must have been a complete hovel even by Bolton standards.

So what you're saying is it is identical to pretty much every outskirts area of Manchester. Or are Oldham, Trafford and Eccles examples of rich suburbs these days?
 
Note I said near Manchester. Which at 10 miles from centre to centre it really is.

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So what you're saying is it is identical to pretty much every outskirts area of Manchester. Or are Oldham, Trafford and Eccles examples of rich suburbs these days?

Bolton isn't Manchester culturally, it's Lancashire. Manchester has delusions of grandeur and at least has some sort of music/art scene, Bolton does not. Don't get me wrong, Manchester sucks, but it sucks in a big city way not a horrible neglected Northern shithole with no jobs sort of way. A Manchunian will get Big Mad if you say they're from Lancashire, and if you call someone from Bolton a Manc you'll probably get a half-finished can of Special Brew slung at you.

Bolton is one of the four near-identical horrible Lancashire towns beginning with "B" within about 20 miles of each other - Bolton, Blackburn, Bury and Burnley. They all suck, in particular they all have racial ghettoes and the occasional race riot, and near-bankrupt football teams that used to be good decades ago (apart from Bury, who actually went bankrupt and out of existence a few years ago). You could also include Blackpool in that list, it's in Lancashire and it's a shithole, but it's a run-down seaside resort so it's terrible in a different way to the others (apart from the near-bankrupt football team that used to be good, that seems universal in Lancashire - See also Preston, Oldham, Rochdale, Stockport etc.)

Bradford is technically in Yorkshire but otherwise fits too - Starts with B, a near-permanent state of race war, shitty football team that used to be good.
 
Sorry mate Manchester has nothing going for it either. I know that is apparently triggering to you but its an euqal shit hole to the rest of the "culturally lancashire" towns you named.

You want racial tensions and riots, check out Oldham.

You want unemployment Manchester has a higher unemployment rate and rate of households with no working members than Lancashire does.

You want run down shit hole terraces,

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Manchester City are there because of a rich Prince wanting a play thing, Manchester United is there because people who don't even know where Manchester is buy their shit.

The music scene is basically dead (and was before covid). The city centre is nothing but kebab shops where music venues used to be.
 
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They hired a couple of troon web developers from near Manchester in the UK to make their site. What's the betting they're doing it for "exposure" rather than you know being paid from the huge GFM funds.

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For a "digital creative agency", their website is Shit.

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And because fuck it, its kiwifarms.

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The registered address for the business but not "Luna" change in Jan

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Edit: Looks like they have moved out. 298 Tongue Moor Rd it is.

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I suspect fury since the company was registered under "miss Jessica Winters" then a filing was made for a change of details to "Mx Luna Fox Winters". Only a fury would change their name to include "fox" which has to be the animal name that is number 1 red flag for fury.

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Here's the twitter bio, full birthday of 22 Feb 1992, don't these people know anything about not giving away personal details online?

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They're "non-binary", this tweet makes me suspect dick. Though why celebrate "female" when supposedly "enby"?

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Edit: we have confirmation of mediocre white guy.

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And depressingly he has a kid

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Future wife of this

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Also appointed as operations director of the digital agency in Feb. Has a birthday in Aug 1992, that's a fucking rough 29.

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Looks like they live at the new company address.

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Also let's hope she last longer that the last director that got dumped in short order.

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This one was born in March 1992.

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And they have/had the same address as Jessica, possibly daughter's mother?

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Like all of this kind jessica is terminally online

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As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

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Not that you shouldn’t dox trannies for no reason but I should mention that they only openly tweeted at Paul when he was asking for “queer only web developers”. Unfortunately they we’re queer first and developers second. Not sure if they got the gig.

I'm legitimately surprised that their website doesn't use any 3rd party JS.
Maybe it should....

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Not that you shouldn’t dox trannies for no reason but I should mention that they only openly tweeted at Paul when he was asking for “queer only web developers”. Unfortunately they we’re queer first and developers second. Not sure if they got the gig.


Maybe they should....

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My webdev skills are basic but that *can* be fixed with CSS alone.
 
It takes more effort than replacing furniture to make a machine gun so no way the tranch is going to bother.
They're more likely just to buy a Hellfire trigger and call it a day.
Not that you shouldn’t dox trannies for no reason but I should mention that they only openly tweeted at Paul when he was asking for “queer only web developers”.
And they got what they deserved, a shitty, half-assed Web 1.0 site.
 
blah blah Northern cess pits

They're all fucking shitholes
And despite being 10 miles away, Bolton is fuck all to do with Manchester
I mean Salford is 5 minutes from Manchester city center and it's also definitely not Manchester

The best way for non Brits to think about the UK is to think of all the various states of the USA and their cultural attitudes, squeezed together into Michigan, with about half the land containing 10% of the population (Scotland) and the rest packed in tight

But the only guns are held by another 10%, who are in charge and all learn to shoot at as part of their separate education system
And have shooting as one of their main leisure activities btw
Always makes me laugh when people think Brits are no guns, I mean most of them are, but some of them very much aren't
Anyway that veered off /derail end
 
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