Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
What's funny about Russell sperging on reddit is that he literally does not understand how to use it, going as far as to post on subreddits that have autistically high standards for posting, It's also remarkable that he thinks no one will notice his posting on /r/news as plugging his shit.
Reddit and Russell is a match made in heaven, a degenerate autistic looney posting on a degenerate autistic looney website.
You'd think after posting on 3 subreddits, having the posts removed by the automoderator with an explanation as to why it was removed and how he needs to format it correctly, he wouldn't still spam post it 5 more times on more subreddits.
It's the definition of insanity of "doing the same thing over and over expecting different results". Kind of like his lawsuits.
You'd think he would learn how to file them, but he doesn't, and it always ends the same way.
 
Unfortunately, you can't rush genius. Even during Chris-Chan's heyday, events were separated by at least a week or two. And unlike Chris, Russell doesn't have an army of trolls needling him to act. Give him time; he'll come around.
True. We can rely on Russhole to do the wrong thing eventually. Law of the universe.
 
You'd think after posting on 3 subreddits, having the posts removed by the automoderator with an explanation as to why it was removed and how he needs to format it correctly, he wouldn't still spam post it 5 more times on more subreddits.
It's the definition of insanity of "doing the same thing over and over expecting different results". Kind of like his lawsuits.
You'd think he would learn how to file them, but he doesn't, and it always ends the same way.
Oh c'mon this is Pipsqueak we're talking about. He hasn't learned that thirsting on instathots, venmoing them a dollar and then expecting them to want to suck him his penis is never going to work. So why would spamming Reddit be any different? He's the equivalent of a guy starting his own business and who's only idea to get customers is to stick a flyer in everybody's mailbox and then wonder why he's not getting any calls. He doesn't understand that he needs to target his audience and not rely on carpet bombing an area to get any kind of recognition.

There's better musicians out there that have tried harder than him and are less known because they focused on the music. You know, the important thing. They're paying their dues by playing crappy little clubs for no money just trying to get their sound out there. Pipsqueak wants to rush to the finish line because it's not about the music for him. It's about the fame. And that's why his music sucks. There's no feeling or soul to it. It's just brainfarts that he's scribbled down and set to music.
 
You'd think after posting on 3 subreddits, having the posts removed by the automoderator with an explanation as to why it was removed and how he needs to format it correctly, he wouldn't still spam post it 5 more times on more subreddits.
It's the definition of insanity of "doing the same thing over and over expecting different results". Kind of like his lawsuits.
You'd think he would learn how to file them, but he doesn't, and it always ends the same way.
it's even funnier when you see he tries to follow the title rules of the music subs, but they still get removed. LOL!
 
I was like WTF but I see it's advertising, "Sponsored: Advertising Content" and "Information contained on this page is provided by an independent third-party content provider. Frankly and this Site make no warranties or representations in connection therewith. If you are affiliated with this page and would like it removed please contact pressreleases@franklymedia.com"

That photo is fucking shopped:

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I was like WTF but I see it's advertising, "Sponsored: Advertising Content" and "Information contained on this page is provided by an independent third-party content provider. Frankly and this Site make no warranties or representations in connection therewith. If you are affiliated with this page and would like it removed please contact pressreleases@franklymedia.com"

That photo is fucking shopped:

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Russhole thinks it’s not shopped because they used an app, not photoshop 🙄
 
I bounce between Russ, Chantal, Tess Holliday, Kevin and the Tranch, and occasionally orbit Tommy Tooter. That way I'm never bored, and if one of them starts making me legit mati, I can cool off and laugh somewhere else
 
better side-by-side comparison of shopping:

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I’ve not noticed before, but has the ‘not-photoshopped it’s an app’ version also bulked out his sad little sloped shoulders too?

It’s also made his eyes smile rather than the dead fish stare we’re used to. There’s nothing powerful enough to straighten that tie or those glasses though.

This is what Pipsqueak thinks makes him a 10/10.
 
I was like WTF but I see it's advertising, "Sponsored: Advertising Content" and "Information contained on this page is provided by an independent third-party content provider. Frankly and this Site make no warranties or representations in connection therewith. If you are affiliated with this page and would like it removed please contact pressreleases@franklymedia.com"

That photo is fucking shopped:

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It's a solid ad. Almost makes you forget Russhole is a sex pest.
 
anyone want to try mailing pressreleases@franklymedia.com to bring it down?
No, no, no.

Something I've always enjoyed about the above photo of Russell is that the lighting and posing are so professional, and then we have Russell's disheveled caveman beard and hair. The photographer's blandly professional style really sets off everything wrong with Russell's appearance.

As an aside, it's a bit depressing that so many news outlets publish this sort of "NEWS ARTICLE (not actually a news article, just an ad)" material.
 
I’ve not noticed before, but has the ‘not-photoshopped it’s an app’ version also bulked out his sad little sloped shoulders too?

No. The edited version is cropped (zoomed in), so that may be why his shoulders look larger to you.

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I’ve not noticed before, but has the ‘not-photoshopped it’s an app’ version also bulked out his sad little sloped shoulders too?

It’s also made his eyes smile rather than the dead fish stare we’re used to. There’s nothing powerful enough to straighten that tie or those glasses though.

This is what Pipsqueak thinks makes him a 10/10.
Even with the shopped maw he has a face like a smacked arse. Would not root.
 
I still haven't listened to the whole thing, but "I want to thank you, for all the colors that flank you" still has to be one of the stupidest lines I've ever heard
Russell Greer's STUPIDEST LINES EVER by K-TEL!!

* You're Hot Like A sAuNa
* Sorry if it's cheesy but making it wasn't eAsY
* Something about the beach at Barahona
* You don't have to sing another sAd sOnG, bAd sOnG
* You say things you really don't mean, and that's qUiTe mEaN
* It's not about what you know. It's all about wHo yOu kNoW
* A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
* Walking out of each law firm trying to find my

State of Grace
State of Grace
sTaTe oF gRaCe
 
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