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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I know he wouldn't since he already sees himself as physically perfect aside from his mouth, but it would be pretty funny if Russ slowly started photoshopping more and things about his appearance, like the shoulders to make himself look more buff, stretching the pic to make himself look taller, giving himself a better haircut and beard, adding designer clothes, using that softening thing or whatever fucking cartoony looking filter that thots use, to the point where his pictures were grotesque amalgamations of bad photo editing making him look even more ridiculous than that smiling pic.
Agreed, but if one absolutely must toucha da poo-poo, just leave a laugh reaction on his facebook posts.
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Teasingly, Greer’s ultimate goal, though, is to impress Yovanna Ventura. However, he jokes, “I won’t set my hopes too high.”
LOL, set your watches, boys. Since when has Passive Aggressive "jokes" gotten butternut anything?
Russell Greer is a disabled songwriter who is claiming Las Vegas as his new home next month. By day, he works as a professional, office job. However, after 5 PM, he writes pop music and is trying to have an established artist pick up his music.
How do you work as a professional office job? Butternut is a professional office? Butternut is a professional job? And doesn't he realize that established artist could just mean cousin Shecky over at the Rainbow Room at (insert crappy Vegas resort) name here.
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Did they put dsp's alleged wife's chompers in grizzles mouth?
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Proofreading is for lesser mortals. And he's probably a paper pusher of some kind. He's been a janitor a couple of times, it doesn't mean he's one now. He's probably doing something that just takes a GED to do, but since it's in an office, it's an office job and therefore professional.
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Unironically this. Skordas probably has an intern periodically screenshot all his FB posts. Or maybe he's bookmarked this thread, since we do it for free. When (not if) Russ sues Yovanna for disability discrimination, Skordas will only need to repeat the strategy that got him a $1500 judgement for Ariana Grande.
The probability that Yovanna's agents will hire Skordas when Russ incompetently serves his lawsuit is very high. All these PR people talk to each other. It's probably why Skordas represented both Taylor and Ariana.
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I'm actually glad Based Skordas didnt get AG of Utah, because hes of much better use at the forefront of fucking up Russell Greer, and making way more money while doing that and other based legal things
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I see, funny thing is that video has 2.5k views, so if there really were 200 sites it would be like 12 views per site.
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He also spammed it all over Reddit; and I also wonder how many of the views came from KF. (I'm pretty sure that almost no one other than KF reads his FB posts).
Also, is it possible to pay for Youtube views?
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Russ, if you want to make your fame by being a proud #DisabledArtist with a physical deformity, you shouldn't go out of your way not to appear disabled in your press releases. People don't throw just pennies a day at starving African children that look well fed.
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If you want to pozload my negholep you should keep it to yourself and don’t get caught or brag about it unless you want everyone to make fun of you for being a shit-groping A-log.
Edit: Lmao, that’s the best word-replacement filter I’ve seen on the site so far.
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He probably wasn't expecting to win as a Democrat, but just being willing to be a sacrificial lamb candidate gets you political connections and public exposure.
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Probably you can rent a botnet. And yeah, we're really the only people who pay regular attention to him.
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Only if Skordas is licensed to practice law in whichever State Russ tried to file in. Skordas is a Utah attorney, and Russhole lives in Las Vegas now. The only reason Skordas is helping Null right now is because Russhole filed the suit in Utah before moving to Nevada. If Pipsqueak does try to sue Yovanna it will likely NOT be in Utah, so why would she hire a Utah attorney to represent her instead of an attorney in the state Russhole files in?
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lol nah. This dude has literally been lectured in person by multiple very patient judges on how his filings are defective and how to fix them. They're one step removed from just straight up telling him "dude, if you do X you will lose this case, but if you do Y then this case can proceed and you might have a chance," which is beyond what a court can ethically tell a litigant. And he still fucks it up every time anyway.
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Rusty McPlightface is my favorite.
Just needed to say that I desperately want to see an Alcoholism arc. Russ is bad enough without impairment....i can only imagine the chaos that his own Leaving Las Vegas saga would entail. Flipping blackjack tables, doing lines off hookers, crashing celeb parties and getting into barfights......... .
Then one night, in a drunken haze, somebody talks him into eating a bag of shrooms. Over the next 6 hours, he travels to hell and back, writhing in the unavoidable introspection and terror that comes with ego death. The next day, he sees himself clearly.....as we all do....and must somehow integrate his subjective personhood with the newfound knowledge that has spent 30 years as an objectively thirsty cringe-lord.
Could he come to terms with this existential self-awareness ? I doubt it.
Just needed to say that I desperately want to see an Alcoholism arc. Russ is bad enough without impairment....i can only imagine the chaos that his own Leaving Las Vegas saga would entail. Flipping blackjack tables, doing lines off hookers, crashing celeb parties and getting into barfights......... .
Then one night, in a drunken haze, somebody talks him into eating a bag of shrooms. Over the next 6 hours, he travels to hell and back, writhing in the unavoidable introspection and terror that comes with ego death. The next day, he sees himself clearly.....as we all do....and must somehow integrate his subjective personhood with the newfound knowledge that has spent 30 years as an objectively thirsty cringe-lord.
Could he come to terms with this existential self-awareness ? I doubt it.
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There are other cow forums, Russ is discussed on several Reddit subs, and Russ's fame is international; the phrase "magical star buddy" actually comes from a Taiwanese site that covered him.
But about paying for Youtube views, whenever you want to know if people are cheating, ask yourself two questions: 1) Is it possible to cheat? (In this case, yes.) and 2) Is there an incentive to do so (In this case, also yes.) If you can answer these two questions yes, cheating can be guaranteed to be happening. The only question is how much will it cost.
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Well if he has a good enough rep, he might seem like a good choice. And Skordas can always ask the court for permission to practice in whatever state Yovanna will be sued at. It's not terribly uncommon for such requests to be granted, although it's not exactly commonplace either.
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Even if she hires a different attorney, he might reach out and offer background on Russ as a courtesy to a victim. We're pretty sure Skordas keeps tabs on the little maniac.