The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Joke image I made for the Kevin thread:

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New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

 

[SIGSEGV]

New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

Coomers

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.




Also have some more exact confirmation of arrivals and departures of the temp tranchers, so have updated their cards accordingly.

Spoiler: Sources.

6.9.20 - Josie arrives
7.10.20 - Daisy arrives
30.7.20 - ikksnay leaves

Final visual is a timeline of residents at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It's hideous because so are they.


In the special needs group picture, I think the person to Sky's left is Winter/@deathpigeon.

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland, whose quick bio is very apt in more ways than one...

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Some dumb tweets (they also retweeted their own tweet within 6 minutes of posting it)View attachment 2138575View attachment 2138576View attachment 2138577

How long will it be before the Pennywise drops on them, and they realize the grass is never coming back?

 

[voidBits]

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland sex-change surgeon

Colin Markland, whose father owned a butchers shop in Bolton

Glad to see that that fine Northern tradition of following your fathers trade still holds true

 

[Aunt Carol]

How long will it be before the Pennywise drops on them, and they realize the grass is never coming back?

About the time they release the toxicology report that shows how Earl murdered that alpaca.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It really doesn't but I'm not going to go into that here.

I'm assuming the tranchers don't know about those. Their overall guns knowledge is nogunz-tier after all.

 

[break these cuffs]

How long will it be before the Pennywise drops on them, and they realize the grass is never coming back?

Why would they care? Grass doesn't bring in gofraudmebux. They can just buy more hay. It's not like they're paying for it. There are a few different kinds of troons. There is of course overlap like some kind of degenerate Venn diagram, but I firmly believe you can evaluate them through a primary motivation. The crew running the Tranch is firmly in the grifter category. They want to live out their larp and there is no way it was going to happen through hard work. The Tranch started with a hustle. They're 40 year old men and one of them had to get their mother to cosign on the mortgage. I think it's a mistake to take their gun larping and leftwing rhetoric at face value. The Tranch can most effectively be viewed through a grift lens.

Not even the gun larp approaches their need to grift. An entry level precision rifle and a couple fighting carbines? Some PV panels and 4 consumer grade wireless CCTV cameras? That isn't how you militia larp when you have $100k in the bank at all. What they did spend their money on?

They bought an offsite with plans to make it the living quarters for the high caste troons so they have room for more low caste migrant workers on the Tranch. They've been playing pretend at being rugged individualist rural ranchers for a couple years now and are keenly aware that running a semi-functional ranch is work, which they do not like doing, and they have a financial bust with the alpacas. They need free money and free labor to keep this thing going. They're obviously not worried about getting it because they bought a defunct property instead of improving the Tranch's financial sustainability or even living their larp fantasy to the max with gucci tier gear and gats. We'll see how much if the earthship turns into a shitshow, but my bet is they just make it half-assed normal kind of house and not an earthship at all.

The brain trust are much more effective at scamming the public than the their predecessors at Troonblynka who's primary mistake was starting too late into their scam. The writing had to have been on the wall and may have been the motivation to create Troonblynka. The founders used Trans Life Line as their personal piggy bank for years. The assorted trannies and fags who took over after they were ousted admitted they embezzled $300k in an attempt to try and explain how the books were so fucked up and give the organization an air of legitimacy. I suspect more was stolen myself.

Shrek and Pajeet had their worthless plot of land where they were going to make a self sustaining tranny compound straight out of Borderlands. They got some troons that had useful abilities to come out there and help get things started. The two of them and their dogs would go out and smoke weed on the weekends, but their cash cow was gone and the trannies they had working were building from absolutely nothing and got frustrated quickly. Pajeet had to go back to computer touching to make ends meet.

Eventually Kevin, yes the Tranch's Kevin, (correction by @Old Far) a troon who need a CPAP and a dude an active warrant and criminal history moved out to the shipping container. Meth Tranny hated CPAP tranny threatened to kill him after like a week and I think it was only two weeks before CPAP tranny had his mom drive out and rescue him. I may have been as long as a month, but Meth Tranny's patience quickly wore thin. The hopes of a tranny concentration camp left with him when he disappeared.

A funny thing about the mismanaged land at the Tranch is that it looks rather similar to Troonblynka's because Troonblynka was in the Mojave Desert.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

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Also have some more exact confirmation of arrivals and departures of the temp tranchers, so have updated their cards accordingly.
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Spoiler: Sources.

6.9.20 - Josie arrives
7.10.20 - Daisy arrives
30.7.20 - ikksnay leaves

Final visual is a timeline of residents at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It's hideous because so are they.
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In the special needs group picture, I think the person to Sky's left is Winter/@deathpigeon.

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland, whose quick bio is very apt in more ways than one...
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Oh those would look great with a set of Chris's autistic shit fic card game

 

[lolwut]

Because the ATF relaxed that restriction years ago and no one gave a damn even before then anyway. They have about 2,000 agents to cover an entire country, you gotta pick your battles and going after people who are shouldering braces is so damn low on the totem pole of things to give a shit about.

Personally, I think they just got tired of getting letters like this.

 

[White Devil]

Personally, I think they just got tired of getting letters like this.

Should have seen the one they got over the Tac Sac.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Ranch cards update, in light of a couple of exciting revelations:
A) Bonnie's confirmed to be actually quite fond of his dick and balls, courtesy of @voidBits and
B) Jen is a literal shit-eater as discovered by @Donovan the Man
I've tentatively named this series 'The Heckin Trancherinos'. Ex-tranchers are discontinued.

View attachment 2139125 View attachment 2139123 View attachment 2139120
View attachment 2139138 View attachment 2139127 View attachment 2139144

Also have some more exact confirmation of arrivals and departures of the temp tranchers, so have updated their cards accordingly.
View attachment 2139154 View attachment 2139153

Spoiler: Sources.

6.9.20 - Josie arrives
7.10.20 - Daisy arrives
30.7.20 - ikksnay leaves

Final visual is a timeline of residents at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It's hideous because so are they.
View attachment 2139202

In the special needs group picture, I think the person to Sky's left is Winter/@deathpigeon.

ETA: One of the very few famous Boltonians is Colin Markland, whose quick bio is very apt in more ways than one...
View attachment 2139238

Even though he was a short timer I"m really hoping for a return of Anarchowhore, Jarod Defarari now using the handle SofieUnique on Twitter. Since leaving him and ButchBloc, Leslie Johnson went to Portland and were both arrested on election day. Leslie's charges were dropped but Jarod is facing 5 felonies. They have since broken up with mutual accusations of abuse but Leslie seems to have been more welcomed into PDX circles. Jarod has been homeless and in a spectacular downward spiral. Even posting deranged gun pics yesterday. Jarod just may be the spark the tranch needs.

 

[knobslobbin]

I was watching the latest MATI stream today and was amazed at how much knowledge of troon culture has been painstakingly pieced together here on the farms to make the tranch accessible to your common internet voyeur.

Worldwide this site is probably home to the top 100 troonologists that ever lived.

Godspeed.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So when I was listening to the MATI stream today, I heard the words 'Rent'.

They are renting that land.

They destroyed it.

I think the landowner could potentially sue them for an action in waste or nuisance for their destruction of the land.

They don't even own the land they're obliterating I'm sickened.

But maybe they did buy it based on later statements? Either way fuck em

 

[noco]

So when I was listening to the MATI stream today, I heard the words 'Rent'.
They are renting that land.
They destroyed it.
I think the landowner could potentially sue them for an action in waste or nuisance for their destruction of the land.
They don't even own the land they're obliterating I'm sickened.

At 1:26:30 on the MATI stream Null says that Bonnie's Mom owns the land.

A Denver Post article refers to Penny Logue being the owner of the ranch. [Denver Post article archive]

 

[Sheryl Nome]

At 1:26:30 on the MATI stream Null says that Bonnie's Mom owns the land.

Ok so they're renting from their mom I assume then.

yeah but you killed moviebob

he was a cuck

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Ok so they're renting from their mom I assume then.

Kevin and Jen pay rent, as has been noted in the thread a couple of times.

Bonnie's mom is a co-signer so if/when BonBon and Penny go AWOL she'll be on the hook, but they don't pay rent for the property.

EDIT: Also forgot to note, I believe Bonners went no-contact with his mom a bit ago because she's supposedly a raging narc monster so he definitely isn't handing her rent.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Kevin and Jen pay rent, as has been noted in the thread a couple of times.

Bonnie's mom is a co-signer so if/when BonBon and Penny go AWOL she'll be on the hook, but they don't pay rent for the property.

EDIT: Also forgot to note, I believe Bonners went no-contact with his mom a bit ago because she's supposedly a raging narc monster so he definitely isn't handing her rent.

God this is a convoluted mess then

As expected from the tranch, impressive.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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That's not gay, its garrish. A gay gun would be fashionable or at leasr coordinate with the rest of the outfit, armor included.

What you have got there is one of them there colliding playskool pony set, popular with adult littles and autists across the nation. It ain't gay or queer unless you mean in the derageratory degenerate sense, which isn't very gay positive of BonBon. I said it once and I'll say it again: color blindness happens more often in males than females.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I was watching the latest MATI stream today and was amazed at how much knowledge of troon culture has been painstakingly pieced together here on the farms to make the tranch accessible to your common internet voyeur.

Worldwide this site is probably home to the top 100 troonologists that ever lived.

Godspeed.

Bless the troonologists, they should be paid handsomely for wading through filth for us yet they do it for free.