The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[break these cuffs]

They were saying about etsy integration into the webpage in their Tweets. They're apparently going to use the site for bios of the tranches, news etc. basically all the stuff social media and store fronts have rendered obsolete.

One thing it could be used for is as a central place for all their puff pieces. They'll all get tweeted out, but eventually get buried. Having a website with a landing page full of independent interviews and articles about how they're strong independent women will help legitimize the grift.

 

[A Grey Cat]

They had a “family” dinner.
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ffs these people make dinner at leatherface's house look normal.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Can someone with skills shop a couple of the Tranchers and a stuffed alpaca in that pic?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Can someone with skills shop a couple of the Tranchers and a stuffed alpaca in that pic?

or leatherface into theirs works too since hes got makeup on like one

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

They were saying about etsy integration into the webpage in their Tweets. They're apparently going to use the site for bios of the tranches, news etc. basically all the stuff social media and store fronts have rendered obsolete.

One thing it could be used for is as a central place for all their puff pieces. They'll all get tweeted out, but eventually get buried. Having a website with a landing page full of independent interviews and articles about how they're strong independent women will help legitimize the grift.

There's already a website that has all of that already done for them.

Here's a link to it.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

They hired a couple of troon web developers from near Manchester in the UK to make their site. What's the betting they're doing it for "exposure" rather than you know being paid from the huge GFM funds.

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For a "digital creative agency", their website is Shit.

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And because fuck it, its kiwifarms.

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The registered address for the business but not "Luna" change in Jan

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Edit: Looks like they have moved out. 298 Tongue Moor Rd it is.

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I suspect fury since the company was registered under "miss Jessica Winters" then a filing was made for a change of details to "Mx Luna Fox Winters". Only a fury would change their name to include "fox" which has to be the animal name that is number 1 red flag for fury.

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Here's the twitter bio, full birthday of 22 Feb 1992, don't these people know anything about not giving away personal details online?

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They're "non-binary", this tweet makes me suspect dick. Though why celebrate "female" when supposedly "enby"?

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Edit: we have confirmation of mediocre white guy.

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And depressingly he has a kid

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Future wife of this

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Also appointed as operations director of the digital agency in Feb. Has a birthday in Aug 1992, that's a fucking rough 29.

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Looks like they live at the new company address.

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Also let's hope she last longer that the last director that got dumped in short order.

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This one was born in March 1992.

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And they have/had the same address as Jessica, possibly daughter's mother?

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Like all of this kind jessica is terminally online

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As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

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Okay, I was wrong. Those are NOT doughy cat ladies. Fat brits just pass okayishly well..

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Okay, I was wrong. Those are NOT doughy cat ladies. Fat brits just pass okayishly well..

Imagine being a limeoid and having your "women" look like troons

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

It's been a long, weird year, but isn't this exactly one of the schemes from Tiger King?

So much of this Troontopia plan would have worked better if they'd picked an equally-cheap plot of land somewhere with water and a connection to local utilities; they don't need a thriving town nearby or a good school district, just the ability to e-beg and a mailbox.

Make flat RV sites and minimal hookups and you have all the time in the world to hang Tibetan prayer flags on your firing range and pose with the alpacas with trees in the background.

I was surprised when they bought the Earthship; an obvious Phase II would have been to have a big fundraiser to move cross-country, quietly dropping alpacas and low-performing troons along the way.

Them having RV sites and charging people to live and work at the tranch may give us additional cow crossovers. That seems to be the exact grift of The Garden in Tennessee.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

They hired a couple of troon web developers from near Manchester in the UK to make their site. What's the betting they're doing it for "exposure" rather than you know being paid from the huge GFM funds.

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For a "digital creative agency", their website is Shit.

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And because fuck it, its kiwifarms.

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View attachment 2137337

The registered address for the business but not "Luna" change in Jan

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Edit: Looks like they have moved out. 298 Tongue Moor Rd it is.

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I suspect fury since the company was registered under "miss Jessica Winters" then a filing was made for a change of details to "Mx Luna Fox Winters". Only a fury would change their name to include "fox" which has to be the animal name that is number 1 red flag for fury.

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Here's the twitter bio, full birthday of 22 Feb 1992, don't these people know anything about not giving away personal details online?

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They're "non-binary", this tweet makes me suspect dick. Though why celebrate "female" when supposedly "enby"?

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Edit: we have confirmation of mediocre white guy.

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And depressingly he has a kid

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Future wife of this

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Also appointed as operations director of the digital agency in Feb. Has a birthday in Aug 1992, that's a fucking rough 29.

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Looks like they live at the new company address.

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Also let's hope she last longer that the last director that got dumped in short order.

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This one was born in March 1992.

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And they have/had the same address as Jessica, possibly daughter's mother?

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Like all of this kind jessica is terminally online

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As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

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They're both rough looking 29s, although I must admit I always find it hard to guess troon ages, they always look older than they are.

The kid situation is depressing, as always. I'm glad her mom didn't leave her alone with the troons though.

 

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Joke image I made for the Kevin thread:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Though their [Etsy] sales are more pity and "feel good" buys than people actually looking for quality.

Although nobody here cares for the Tranch's logo design, they're really missing out in not selling patches/tees/stickers on their Etsy page. It'd be easier to move than the yarn; if you don't knit, you're not going to buy $35 of yarn even if you do want to help the innocent transwomen. (If you do knit and know your stuff, you're going to be racking your brain for excuses not to buy that yarn, although maybe a canvas tote bag?)

I hear the kids today love stickers for their water bottles.

Them having RV sites and charging people to live and work at the tranch may give us additional cow crossovers. That seems to be the exact grift of The Garden in Tennessee.

That's a perfect example, and I think that might be the rare instance of people with less business sense than troons.

The Tranch doesn't have extra water or power for RVs, though, and nothing grows there. I wonder how long people can maintain the self-delusion that they're making progress, especially when they have their own transportation and portable shelter and could leave in the night.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Although nobody here cares for the Tranch's logo design, they're really missing out in not selling patches/tees/stickers on their Etsy page. It'd be easier to move than the yarn; if you don't knit, you're not going to buy $35 of yarn even if you do want to help the innocent transwomen. (If you do knit and know your stuff, you're going to be racking your brain for excuses not to buy that yarn, although maybe a canvas tote bag?)

I'd assume the reason they don't is because even stickers/patches/shirts aren't really that profitable for them in the long run. Sure, they could have stuff printed up and sat in a corner for random sales, but despite Kevin and the shit-eater not doing anything but lounge around all day so they could easily package individual sales quickly, they probably don't feel it's worth the effort when grifting is much more profitable.

I think Earl the Nazi will start attacking the tranch every six months or so, although considering how they've been spending lately we might have to make that every three months.

 

[args]

Although nobody here cares for the Tranch's logo design, they're really missing out in not selling patches/tees/stickers on their Etsy page. It'd be easier to move than the yarn; if you don't knit, you're not going to buy $35 of yarn even if you do want to help the innocent transwomen. (If you do knit and know your stuff, you're going to be racking your brain for excuses not to buy that yarn, although maybe a canvas tote bag?)

I hear the kids today love stickers for their water bottles.

I'm sure Tranch stickers look great next to Trans pride and Communism stickers on some random Student's or Journo's MacBook

 

[Russketeer]

I still don't get why the Tranchers posing with and treating rifle based pistols with "arm braces" as stocks doesn't catch glow attention for the Tranch. Back when Ar Pistols plus arm stabilizer braces got popular people were seemingly getting trouble for treating the arm brace like a stock. The troons pose like they have tax stamped SBR's and nothing happen.

 

[White Devil]

I still don't get why the Tranchers posing with and treating rifle based pistols with "arm braces" as stocks doesn't catch glow attention for the Tranch. Back when Ar Pistols plus arm stabilizer braces got popular people were seemingly getting trouble for treating the arm brace like a stock. The troons pose like they have tax stamped SBR's and nothing happen.

Because the ATF relaxed that restriction years ago and no one gave a damn even before then anyway. They have about 2,000 agents to cover an entire country, you gotta pick your battles and going after people who are shouldering braces is so damn low on the totem pole of things to give a shit about.

 

[UVB-76]

I still don't get why the Tranchers posing with and treating rifle based pistols with "arm braces" as stocks doesn't catch glow attention for the Tranch. Back when Ar Pistols plus arm stabilizer braces got popular people were seemingly getting trouble for treating the arm brace like a stock. The troons pose like they have tax stamped SBR's and nothing happen.

Back when the arm brace became a hot topic issue the ATF went back and forth on the legality of using the brace as a stock. Not a lawyer, but my understanding is that the current interpretation is that intending to use the brace to manufacture an illegal SBR is a no-no, but letting the brace touch your shoulder while shooting is not illegal.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Back when the arm brace became a hot topic issue the ATF went back and forth on the legality of using the brace as a stock. Not a lawyer, but my understanding is that the current interpretation is that intending to use the brace to manufacture an illegal SBR is a no-no, but letting the brace touch your shoulder while shooting is not illegal.

One of Biden's executive orders on gun control was to instruct the ATF to start saying shouldering the brace is illegal again but I don't know if they ever actually did it.

 

[White Devil]

One of Biden's executive orders on gun control was to instruct the ATF to start saying shouldering the brace is illegal again but I don't know if they ever actually did it.

They can say that all they want but the logistics of actually enforcing that outside of a token case is impossible. It's like 922r, shit only gets enforced or charged if they're going after you for something way bigger.

 

[break these cuffs]

One of Biden's executive orders on gun control was to instruct the ATF to start saying shouldering the brace is illegal again but I don't know if they ever actually did it.

The announced executive order gave the ATF 60 days to make a ruling on under what circumstances using a pistol brace turns a pistol into a rifle. Except if you look at the Federal Registry, there are no executive orders that address gun control as the White House press release stated. So it seems like they were just publicly asked to do it and not legally ordered to do it? I don't know. It's all very gay. I'm sure the new gun grabber head of the ATF will do everything he can to make braces illegal, but it's interesting to note that the ATF did publish a pistol brace guidance document in December of 2020. It went over all the criteria of SBRs and pistol braces. It basically explained that putting a pistol brace on anything doesn't make it a pistol. It also described amnesty for people who accidentally built firearms that violate the NFA in good faith to modify, destroy, or register. They were told to shut up and not worry about braces, so it was dropped before being adopted.

If this anything comes about from this possibly not an executive order, the ATF might (and it's a big might) just use this guidance document that didn't affect 99.9% of pistols with braces. I'm not even sure anything is officially being done because there isn't executive order that I can find. The issue is ridiculously complex. You can just shoulder the buffer tube. Cheek rests still exist. The definition of "concealable" under the NFA is a joke. Does this executive order address "Other" firearms over 26" that are neither SBRs nor rifles, because those exist.

 

[Ghjkl63]

I still don't get why the Tranchers posing with and treating rifle based pistols with "arm braces" as stocks doesn't catch glow attention for the Tranch. Back when Ar Pistols plus arm stabilizer braces got popular people were seemingly getting trouble for treating the arm brace like a stock. The troons pose like they have tax stamped SBR's and nothing happen.

Shouldering a braced pistol isn't illegal. Modifying the brace to function like a stock is illegal tho