Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

The main shit media articles are coming out:
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I’m sure Tess is delighted at this coverage but all it’s going to do is attract more trolls and hatewatchers.

Tess may have done this as a shot across the bough for Kast Media, who was very likely going to drop Tess prior to this “bombshell.” Now they’re going to be too cowardly to do what is needed. Same goes for Flabletics. It’s a way to ingratiate herself in with the fitness crowd as people now have to find a way to make way for these morbidly obese anorexics.

 

[peppy]

Muh AhnorExya

...... LMAO that she ever thought such a picture is sexy.

..... On a side note, if she ever lost weight, which won't happen, but let's say if she ever did lose significant weight, those tattoos would look hilarious with stretched skin.

 

[gamer2014]

Even if a second season of her podcast goes ahead, tess is going to run out of topics to cover. Sge can only do so much with Anoxeria.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Ouch. That must have hurt

Spoiler: Also delusion, broken physics and fookin trump

 

[NoReturn]

Ever since EDNOS was switched to OSFED, and the atypical anorexia label came into use, a lot of fat bitches have claimed to have it.

I had no idea it had been switched over. Dang, I'm out of it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Goddamn Ryann needs to be "finished" Mortal Kombat style.

If anorexia were an ePiDeMiC, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a BONA FIDE Minnesota Starvation Experiment patient every time you leave your house. But you definitely can't swing a dead cat without hitting a literal GAS GIANT like Ryann--just like you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a pedophile at an Antifa rally.

She just made several, repeated public jokes of a condition that causes real trauma and suffering. A condition born from trauma and suffering. Super moddle Ryan Hooves made a joke out of Isabel Caro--a very sweet and sincere young woman who FUCKING DIED from her trauma. Hooves has officially made me MOTI.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Seems like Tess doesn’t know that there is a difference in claiming that you starve yourself but don’t lose weight and claiming that you starve yourself but you gain LOTS of weight. Fucking dumbass

 

[Luna Mothews]

I seem to remember that Tess’ whole shtick used to be that she was fat but fit. So... what’s up? Are we to believe her videos of working out are videos of her self harming? Is her expensive personal trainer an enabler? And I’m sure fabletics would love to hear that they have a supposed anorexic modeling their workout clothing.

 

[Constellationzero]

I seem to remember that Tess’ whole shtick used to be that she was fat but fit. So... what’s up? Are we to believe her videos of working out are videos of her self harming? Is her expensive personal trainer an enabler? And I’m sure fabletics would love to hear that they have a supposed anorexic modeling their workout clothing.

She's just covering her eyes and throwing handfuls of shit at the wall to see what sticks at this point. Ryann will learn nothing and Ryann will benefit from nothing less than a hefty steel toed boot rammed violently up her ass. She has no incentive to get her stories straight or exercise a drop of empathy for those who have died and currently suffer from this traumatic condition.
The only incentive is consequences. The cancel culture she craves.

Then...if she does learn...she can apply her newfound knowledge in obscurity. Working a real job. Raising her OWN child. In buttfuck Egypt where she came from.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

treatment just becomes harder and more complicated when you reach an underweight diagnosis, not to mention all the health problems that come with it.

And those that continue to pop up throughout the rest of your life, even if you are able to recover. Turns out you can’t treat your body with the same affection and kindness afforded to the dumpster out behind a shitty Chinese restaurant and expect to escape consequence-free.

If Tess truly had ever been anorexic, her long-suffering body would not have been able to balloon to her current proportions without failing her in some way.

I know real anorexics probably freak the fuck out when some landwhale claims they suffer just like them. And I've known a few anorexics who have relapsed, or refuse treatment, because they are terrified of ending up like someone like Tess.

Yes. I’m reminded of when NEDA appointed some fat cow as the spokeswhale for ED recovery. Maybe Ragen Chastain? All I remember is the collective response of the skellies: “Fuck recovery then, if I have to look like HER.”

Anorexia is a mean disease. It can transform a person into a brutal goblin. Tess shouldn’t attempt to interact with anorexics online because they are mean as fuck. The ones like Lindo Bacon will laud her bravery (while using her as reverse thinspo) but the other ones, the competitors, won’t fuck around. Tess is gonna be a mess from all the narcissistic injury she’s about to get served.

Most of them have a history of trauma or OCD. Eating disorders are a complex mental illness and by saying it's society's fault, Tess is only adding to the stigma around eating disorders.

Yes. I won’t powerlevel (You can trawl through my post history to find where I did if you want to, I don’t delete comments like a little bitch, even when they’re embarrassing.) but yeah. SoCiEtY doesn’t make anorexics. Or, at least, it only makes shitty ones like Tess.

She just made several, repeated public jokes of a condition that causes real trauma and suffering. A condition born from trauma and suffering.

She isn’t capable of feeling genuine love and care for her own offspring. It should surprise nobody that she’d attempt to garner attention by dunking on the mentally ill.

 

[Inkleborque]

One of these things is not like the other.

Spoiler

 

[Gramlol]

She's just using WANNArexia to crybully, control narrative, and emotionally hijack conversation. Ryann is DIS----GUSTING. If any of her jackass followers actually knew/know someone personally with anorexia, they'd do the right thing now and engage that cancel culture. But they won't. Because most fat sacks of shit know they can say they have an eAtInG dIsOrDeR so they can make excuses, treat others like shit, lie, cheat, and bully people with it.

She liderully found out that a girl with anorexia will be in recovery for life--if she chooses to recover. That means struggles and relapsing. That means concerned and fearful friends and family to support her with her struggles. Might be just to sit and listen to her talk. But it also might involve placing a comforting arm around Ryann's bulk. "There, there, honey...We need to rush you over to Buffalo Wild Wings STAT and you can order ALL YOU WANT! And if anyone says anything MEEN, well, I'll just video them and post it everywhere to sHaMe tHeM for bUlLyInG a pOoR vUlNeRaBlE gIrL iN rEcOvErY!"

Ryann Cloven hooves is disgusting.

I'm pissed off by this so hard because of personal experience seeing anorexia up close. It isn't glamourous, it's scary, and many many die from it, Tess, you fucking bitch. How many will see this and relapse??

PL my sibling went into cardiac arrest twice before age 18. She grew hair all over her body, lanugo. Our family did 'home therapy' so we had to sit with her for up to an hour, 5 times a day, to make sure she ate meals filled with butter. I missed a lot of school, my parents were in the hospital with her 24/7 so it was coming home to an empty house. We saved her life, but it took most of my childhood away from me, I was a kid and this hell was almost a decade. Tess doing this is like pretending she has brain cancer.
When will we stop enabling fatheads and just call them out as anti science morons? It's like the emperor has no clothes, no one has spoken up yet.

 

[cactus]

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Spoiler: Also delusion, broken physics and fookin trump

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If you're supposedly starving yourself and not losing weight, you're not starving yourself, you're eating at maintenance... or drinking a fuckton of soda.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I have many thoughts on this stunt, but I'm going to pull right back and make it simple.

While Tess has no doubt pulled this stunt to cause yet another media outcry to get herself back in the spotlight...which seems the only way she knows these days to get any notice...she deserves to be cancelled for this.

 

[ratatat]

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These people are fucking delusional. You can have a shitty diet or have damaged your hair and that’s why it’s falling out. When you’re starving yourself and you’re not losing weight, it’s because YOURE NOT ACTUALLY STARVING. If that was the case, where were all the overweight Holocaust survivors? I don’t know why this is irritating me so much.

 

[multiverse]

The main shit media articles are coming out:
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Oh man, kudos to the photo editors. They really sold the "yes, we know this is bullshit" angle with those winners. The ice blue parade float dress is my favorite!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

that’s why it’s falling out.

This isn't traction alopecia; she's just anorexic; case solved.
Agree wholeheartedly, this “starvation mode” is a personal pet peeve of mine.

 

[pr3nt177]

I'm pissed off by this so hard because of personal experience seeing anorexia up close. It isn't glamourous, it's scary, and many many die from it, Tess, you fucking bitch. How many will see this and relapse??

PL my sibling went into cardiac arrest twice before age 18. She grew hair all over her body, lanugo. Our family did 'home therapy' so we had to sit with her for up to an hour, 5 times a day, to make sure she ate meals filled with butter. I missed a lot of school, my parents were in the hospital with her 24/7 so it was coming home to an empty house. We saved her life, but it took most of my childhood away from me, I was a kid and this hell was almost a decade. Tess doing this is like pretending she has brain cancer.
When will we stop enabling fatheads and just call them out as anti science morons? It's like the emperor has no clothes, no one has spoken up yet.

I long for the day when people didn't celebrate deathfats and morons in general.

btw: Hope all is well with your sister now and with you too. xxx

 

[lamp shade]

I thought that screenshot was fake when I first saw it. Of all the things Tess could claim, this is by far the most batshit and most hilarious.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

My own pet theory about the well-trod cliche of the fat girl crying “Muh anorexiuh” is that is a direct consequence of high school libraries stocking anything written by Lurlene McDaniel. The trope of the waifish dying girl wasn’t invented by McDaniel of course. She did, however, add a layer of medical realism to the ballad of the tragic consumptive maiden and probably contributed to the rise in self-diagnosis among adolescent girls.

I don’t know *why* librarians felt that “young adult terminal illness torture porn” was a genre that needed robust representation in high schools, but I’m sure they never imagined baby munchies and HAES evangelists using it as aspirational/mastubatory fodder.

That being said, Tess is a barely-literate hick and I *highly doubt* she ever visited her school library of her own volition.