US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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More AWS-8Q Than You said:
That's just sad. I suppose when you're a manlet who has to air out the supply closet after the pharmaceutical reps and doctors are done fucking in it you have to get your kicks some how.
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Imagine paying $20 to some gossip site thinking it's gonna get you special treatment or eject the thoroughly entrenched right wing userbase that now basically owns it because of our completely fucked sociopolitical climate. :story: That's not sad, baby; that's the definition of pathetic. And they call US spergs.

Hopefully they make another 100+ page thread screencapping A&H until the next nigger responsible for it gets himself banned for being an obsessed faggot.

raspberry mocha said:
Loyalty Day got "ignored" because it's already May Day for leftists and other agitators. Way to pick a date. I can only suspect it's another attempt at co-opting a movement.
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I vote more along the lines of a limp-dicked non-attempt to materialize the facade of support from cattle that seethe for their broken promises but will continue to Vote Blue No Matter Who next cycle, because it's not like the little first-worlders can even muster the will to at least pretend to be revolutionaries.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
>China
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>Missing Opportunities

The Road to 2030 will be a long one, huh guys?
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Golly, they're trying their darndest, but gosh, they just keep missing those opportunities to be more green! I'm sure they're trying their hardest, and they'll get the next one for sure!
 
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Without even reading the article, I'm going guess that the "journalist" never hits upon the real reason why Joe's handlers are happy that Joe is getting far less attention and scrutiny than Trump got.

That being- they're trying their damndest to hide the plain fact that Joe's a senile fuckwit.
 
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X Prime said:
Don't kid yourself. That ACA vote was because he and Rommey both knew they would forever be known as men who were and are lesser in every way than Donald J. Trump, a literal reality show TV star. Hence do they lash out ineffectually.
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The amount of seething that a literal reality TV star won where they lost has to be insane. I think 2016 broke Romney.
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They're lucky more people don't see the elder abuse to rival a nursing home staffed by minorities.
 
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Austrian Conscript 1915 said:
Joe Biden has recently proposed reforming English spelling so "you" is the singular form and "yuo" is the plural form, so when yuo want to address a group of people yuo say "what's going on yuo guys"
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Malodorous Merkin said:
Without even reading the article, I'm going guess that the "journalist" never hits upon the real reason why Joe's handlers are happy that Joe is getting far less attention and scrutiny than Trump got.

That being- they're trying their damndest to hide the plain fact that Joe's a senile fuckwit.
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"Nobody's paying attention to Biden. Here's why that's a good thing "
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
"Nobody's paying attention to Biden. Here's why that's a good thing "
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It unironically is a good thing for the Biden admin and their fluffers if their voters are still being distracted by the shadow of Orange Man and not having to at least pretend to notice that the President is an embarassing undiagnosed dementia patient and the Vice President is a charisma void.
 
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The absolute cognitive dissonance of such a proclamation....

1) A leftist using the phrase "in the year of our Lord" (I'm not even aware of the right doing that),
2) Championing the country and the constitution all the while the more fanatical wing of your party claims both are outdated and are connected to systematic racism,
3) Tying this to May Day and not a more meaningful day based on our history such as April 30th (when Washington took office), July 2nd (when the Declaration of Independence was actually passed), or hek July 4th, etc.
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Supposedly the DNC even agreed with... Carville? The democratic strategist that looks like Bat Boy, Anyway, that "wokeness is a problem and everyone knows it." So they are probably prepping to... Well they already shoved leftists under the bus, I'm guessing they wish to back over them and run them over again for shits and giggles.
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Remember how Trump was a fascist but Biden can combine state surveillance with private business and is a "savior of the republic"?
 
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