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Is there really much difference in how she’s living at 29 and how your average teen girl is living? Her parents pay all her expenses, she stays in the same bedroom she had as teenager, she isn’t expected to have an actual job and we’ve seen multiple times that she still has the same mentality as a teenager (especially with her recent dude weed xD bullshit). It’s already a problem now that she’s 29 and it’s going to be really fucking weird when she’s 40.
I feel less sympathetic for her lack of dignity now. She's not making as good faith an effort as I thought.
But doesn't she make lots of money from getting over a million views each video she does?
Then again she puts no effort into her videos and just coasts on being relatable and approachably "cute" so maybe not.
 
Women tend to mature a lot faster too.

Did you know Beetlejuice attempted to marry a girl who was still in high school? Winona Ryder was 17 at the time she played Lydia Deetz. She also played Jerry Lee Lewis's 12 year old cousin in Great Balls of Fire. Hollywood put her in movies where she engaged in teen sex and then people wondered why she acted so squirrelly when she got older.
 
If Shoe is trad as I suspect
I have no idea where this delusion comes from that thousands upon thousands of otherwise rational people from all over the internet share that this woman has a "trad" bone in her body, or somehow secretly deep down wants to go "trad" someday.

She is fucking 30 and has absolutely no history of anything "tradlike". She has nudes all over the internet, subscribes to far left retardism and even when she was in a "stable" relationship all she did was brag about being a self proclaimed slutty sub and talk openly about craving her dude's cock to thousands of people. No trad girl would do that.

She probably has a sub fetish or immediately sheds her free will in relationships because her parents never taught her any form of autonomy or self control or self respect, subconsciously she knows she lacks this and craves these things but due to never having developed self awareness has not and will not ever be "trad" or seek out "trad" because in her fucking 30's she is not going to have any kind of epiphany that reveals this to her.

She will end up being the 40 year old "cool wine aunt" still dude weeding on the internet and coping over her dwindling subs.
 
Did you know Beetlejuice attempted to marry a girl who was still in high school? Winona Ryder was 17 at the time she played Lydia Deetz. She also played Jerry Lee Lewis's 12 year old cousin in Great Balls of Fire. Hollywood put her in movies where she engaged in teen sex and then people wondered why she acted so squirrelly when she got older.
Actually the character of Lydia Deetz was 17, Winona Ryder was 15 at the time of filming. Kind of fucked up I guess but Beetlejuice is the bad guy in that film and all that really happens is an attempted marriage. It's nothing compared to the Hollywood producers that most assuredly raped her.

I'm not sure what any of this has to do with June though.
 
I have no idea where this delusion comes from that thousands upon thousands of otherwise rational people from all over the internet share that this woman has a "trad" bone in her body, or somehow secretly deep down wants to go "trad" someday.

She is fucking 30 and has absolutely no history of anything "tradlike". She has nudes all over the internet, subscribes to far left retardism and even when she was in a "stable" relationship all she did was brag about being a self proclaimed slutty sub and talk openly about craving her dude's cock to thousands of people. No trad girl would do that.

She probably has a sub fetish or immediately sheds her free will in relationships because her parents never taught her any form of autonomy or self control or self respect, subconsciously she knows she lacks this and craves these things but due to never having developed self awareness has not and will not ever be "trad" or seek out "trad" because in her fucking 30's she is not going to have any kind of epiphany that reveals this to her.

She will end up being the 40 year old "cool wine aunt" still dude weeding on the internet and coping over her dwindling subs.
Its clear Shoe thinks being Trad is being a sub. Which is not true at all because one is a lifestyle built off raising children and sharing a life with your working partner. While the other is a fetish where you intentionally give up control to another person for the thrill of it.

Shoe is just too stupid to see the difference.
 
I know a couple of trad woman and their husbands as they are in-laws of mine. They all have the following in common
1. they dont call themselves that
2. They're purds and very reserved when it come to even just talking about sex
3. All of them are stay at home moms raising kids in their early to mid 20s
4.all of have dated the same guy since high school whom the got got married to
5. All of them live in very small midwest towns living out in the country on an acreage
6 all of them go to church on Sunday and are part of the same womans church group

Now ask your self does wigonhead sound anything like this
 
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I have no idea where this delusion comes from that thousands upon thousands of otherwise rational people from all over the internet share that this woman has a "trad" bone in her body, or somehow secretly deep down wants to go "trad" someday.

She is fucking 30 and has absolutely no history of anything "tradlike". She has nudes all over the internet, subscribes to far left retardism and even when she was in a "stable" relationship all she did was brag about being a self proclaimed slutty sub and talk openly about craving her dude's cock to thousands of people. No trad girl would do that.

She probably has a sub fetish or immediately sheds her free will in relationships because her parents never taught her any form of autonomy or self control or self respect, subconsciously she knows she lacks this and craves these things but due to never having developed self awareness has not and will not ever be "trad" or seek out "trad" because in her fucking 30's she is not going to have any kind of epiphany that reveals this to her.

She will end up being the 40 year old "cool wine aunt" still dude weeding on the internet and coping over her dwindling subs.
The two sides of her are pulling in different directions.
One, her parents are probably her role models for what traditionalism is.
Two, her youtube and internet status is the model for what rebellion is.
She's caught between being like her parents, and being the cool kid. The working theory is that if she ever gives up on one, she'll go towards the opposite.
Right now she's trending towards the internet, but I wouldn't be surprised if something changed that, and the internet famous thing completely blew up.
In that case, being disconnected would bring her back down. Without twitter and drama, who is she really? Does she even know?
 
One, her parents are probably her role models for what traditionalism is.
That's why most of trad people are so full of bs. Having a good marriage is not being trad, it's just not being a fuckup.

Traditionalism is a social ideology, related to conservatism, in which you celebrate and preserve the traditions of your people because that's what forms the identity of your culture.

The day Shoe starts dancing the tarantella, we can talk about how trad she is. So far, all she knows is to be a Guido trash.
 
That's why most of trad people are so full of bs. Having a good marriage is not being trad, it's just not being a fuckup.

Traditionalism is a social ideology, related to conservatism, in which you celebrate and preserve the traditions of your people because that's what forms the identity of your culture.

The day Shoe starts dancing the tarantella, we can talk about how trad she is. So far, all she knows is to be a Guido trash.
That'd be larpy, when she finishes her punch card at the local planned Parenthood, then we'll know she's continuing the time honored guidette traditions.
 
That's why most of trad people are so full of bs. Having a good marriage is not being trad, it's just not being a fuckup.

Traditionalism is a social ideology, related to conservatism, in which you celebrate and preserve the traditions of your people because that's what forms the identity of your culture.

The day Shoe starts dancing the tarantella, we can talk about how trad she is. So far, all she knows is to be a Guido trash.
To be fair, that would mean there's very few people in America who could actually qualify or could even aspire to be trad. The Amish, Orthodox Jews and other incestuous communities, that's it. America has very little in the way of tradition or culture, unless you want to pretend that dressing like you're from the sixties and leaving a steaming pie out on the window sill to cool is a deeply rooted American tradition.

Like someone else said, for Shoe to actually go around like a fair Italian bambino would be a major LARP. She's so far removed from whatever Italian immigrants she's descended from and it would in fact only make her even more of a wop. Have you ever seen an "Irish-American" embrace his so-called culture?
 
Having a good marriage is not being trad, it's just not being a fuckup.
You'd think that its just a given but in a society where the basic structure of the family has been eroded, getting married successfully is a 'traditional' relic of the past.

But yes smol bean and all the other egirls online clinging on to 'trad' are just trying to attention whore to audiences of teenage boys who simp for them because they have the 'correct political opinions'. It's a grift just like any other egirl grift, except its tailored for horny men on the right instead of on the left. The sad part is guys eat it up. Any woman can now put on a sundress and post about how she's cooking for her husband and her entire past of degenerate behavior will be erased in the eyes of her simps.
 
The two sides of her are pulling in different directions.
One, her parents are probably her role models for what traditionalism is.
Two, her youtube and internet status is the model for what rebellion is.
She's caught between being like her parents, and being the cool kid. The working theory is that if she ever gives up on one, she'll go towards the opposite.
Right now she's trending towards the internet, but I wouldn't be surprised if something changed that, and the internet famous thing completely blew up.
In that case, being disconnected would bring her back down. Without twitter and drama, who is she really? Does she even know?
As I said before though, people are generally more than cemented in their ways and personalities in their mid 20's, definitely in their late 20's. She is starting her 30's now and people are still pretending like anyday now she is going to turn over this new leaf and become ultra conservative wife material.

When I see people theorizing Shoe has "trad tendancies" or has "potential" its like seeing people say "Yep that Chris Chan fellow has real potential to become a successful entrepreneur someday, he would go far in a corporate environment if he gave it a shot." Nothing in his personality has ever hinted at that, just like absolutely nothing in Shoe's has ever hinted at "trad" its all projection.
 
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