DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LostMy1stAccount]

I think his aversion to Youtube is somewhat justified.
The algorithm will fucking destroy him because detractor videos get more views in a shorter span compared to the shitstream of spam he uploads daily.
I'd imagine if you search for "DSP stream" while he's "working" you'll get a restreamer or two at the top of the search results.

The thing is, it is solely Dave's own fault that his metrics tanked.

Youtube pushes only 3 videos per day. So when Dave uploaded 20-25 videos daily and only 3 of them got significant views, the algorithm "thought" that 17-22 videos on this channel were shit and would stop recommend it.
Even now, when he only uploads 6 vids, only 3 of them get pushed to his subscribers.

So like always, DSP is his own biggest detractor.

 

[Iron Father]

If Phil genuinely attempted to play with the fans he has now, it would just be a repeat of this incident:

We and Phil all know that he hasn't managed to attract viewers that are any less tardy over the years, he would probably melt from the embarrassment of hearing Jakileez over the mic. He wants to see them interact with his bank account, not interact with them.

This video should be shown to anybody who has a positive view of John Rambo. A pair of absolute cunts for no reason.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

1:30 his time. I’m sure he accomplished a lot of work once the stream ended

 

[Iron Father]

Imagine how Phil's mom would feel seeing him in this state, after that conversation in Connecticut about how streaming isn't gonna last forever and he needs to have a plan B to move on to once it stops working. This is the closest we're getting to it no longer being viable for him and he's choosing to stick his head in the sand and be stubborn as always.

She doesn't realize Phil does have a Plan B, it's called; Plan Beg On Youtube If Begging Fails On Twitch.

...it turns out that he individually sought out individual twitter accounts who were liking and talking about him amongst each other and was therefore going through every tweet he was able to find to block the "trolls and no-life haters".

So he was taking time out of his own life to keep track about all the people who were saying absolutely anything negative or critical about him or engage in anything that he doesn't approve of about anything related to him.

Other than gacha and nightly Kiwi Farms field trips, I bet this is actually why he's up so late every night. Going through every single negative Tweet and blocking every single person who liked it, shared it and/or positively engaged with it.

He's thin-skinned to the extreme. This also plays into why he's so terrified to go back to Youtube, because his Steve Shives-tier block list on Twitch means fuck all on Youtube.

He was using last week to gauge if he should stay on Twitch and he got the support.
Now he needs to use this week to gauge if he should stay on Twitch because he isn't getting the support.
So is this just going to be a forever threat now? In 5 weeks if there is another slow week is that going to be the week to decide if he stays on Twitch? And then again in 10 weeks?
And if he moves to YT, will it just be a threat every other week to... return to Twitch?

This doesn't work as the infinite beg like the daily bills, Phil. There needs to be a commitment made at some point because this one is so retarded, it is going to turn even some of the regulars.

Fat boy loves to have his cake and eat it too.

He'll keep going with this "I need to gauge the viability of staying on Twitch" while maximizing whale support and then when it's too low, he'll move and do the same old turbo-begging. This really is just open wound scamming at this point.

 

[Melfice]

Hi all. New here and just wanted to offer my opinion. I reckon Phil has scared off his casual fans (Those that may have had a sub and occasionally cheered) just through a combination of him increasing his begging levels (My scanner registered a 200% increase in the last two weeks), and the removal of his subs means viewers get no benefit from being on patreon. I mean his Patreon rewards are terrible (They look like they have not been updated in years) and then subscribers literally may have been subbing to get access to his emotes to use on his channel and elsewhere. If you take away the positives then there is just a greedy, snorting pig left on a dying twitch channel surrounded by an increasingly small wall of whales

 

[Iron Father]

Phil starts explaining why he's wet.

Khet: "I don't care."

LMFAO!

Sorry for the double post but at 0:25 I think Kat says "finish your fucking stream" or is it just me?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It is open wound, which has me re-considering my assessment. Phil at first looked to me like he was just exploiting this to get greedier and greasier, when he should have been getting his act together in order to survive. Acting like the sky is falling, as usual, not noticing that it actually does have cracks in it for once.

What he fears to lose is the income he has gotten used to for years, not money in general. THAT is his priority, so it IS greasier, and it IS desperation like others say, but it's desperation to keep the high, and made scummier by the fact that he lost his partnership but is still being Phil about everything.

Still technically not taking his situation very seriously, because he should be voluntarily giving up on those six figures instead of sweating bullets over the thought of having no choice, but I see what people mean about the stress making him panic.

So I guess my curiosity at this point is of what Phil looks like when things stabilize financially, but the big money he likes having isn't there anymore. When he's going to be okay, but not really because his standards are inordinately high.

 

[Sukkahousuritari]

"*Something* your fucking stream?" Could very well be "finish", I personally can't hear it well enough to be certain.

It was already common knowledge that she had him under her slipper, nice and tight, but good fucken lord, if this audio's anything to go by, our Lord and Savior Mister Philbertino "He's fine, he's dead" Burnellini is indubitably, without a doubt, crystal clearly, absolutely, willingly, unwillingly...

PUSSY WHIPPED

 

[architects]

Sorry for the double post but at 0:25 I think Kat says "finish your fucking stream" or is it just me?

I’d be great if it was. I can’t believe he turned the camera on...literally gave people a cringe photo op....THEN doesn’t even change the shorts or take 2 minutes off camera to dry . Just sits right back down and drys off like the ape that he is.

 

[gh0stzero]

I remastered the audio and got rid of a lot of hiss I definitely hear "finish the fucking stream"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

1:30 his time. I’m sure he accomplished a lot of work once the stream ended

I'm sure Phil thought this was hilarious and laughed for an eternity. Meanwhile, Kat tells him to shut up and go to bed.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

"*Something* your fucking stream?" Could very well be "finish", I personally can't hear it well enough to be certain.

It was already common knowledge that she had him under her slipper, nice and tight, but good fucken lord, if this audio's anything to go by, our Lord and Savior Mister Philbertino "He's fine, he's dead" Burnellini is indubitably, without a doubt, crystal clearly, absolutely, willingly, unwillingly...

PUSSY WHIPPED

He doesn't wear the pants in the house, in fact he can't even keep a clean pair on!

 

[UaineRunei]

I remastered the audio and got rid of a lot of hiss I definitely hear "finish the fucking stream"

I don't know about you guys, but I definitely hear her saying "I don't care". Twice. It's pretty clear now with the audio enhanced, at least for me.

Holy shit, she just abuses him lmao

 

[FamicomGorby]

Sorry for the double post but at 0:25 I think Kat says "finish your fucking stream" or is it just me?

I'm more concerened that Dave apparently talks to Kat in exactly the same way he talks to Jasper.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

It may not happen, but I hope we get an enhanced audio clip of Phil and Kat arguing and it's just Kat laying into him while he takes it. Doesn't even try to argue back, just him nervously laughing and pretending he's not rattled.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Phil starts explaining why he's wet.

Khet: "I don't care."

LMFAO!

You go Gurl! He never gets you wet below the waist AMIRITE??

 

[hundredthousand]

Sorry for the double post but at 0:25 I think Kat says "finish your fucking stream" or is it just me?

Good ear. I hear the same as you. "Your fucking stream" is pretty clear, lol.

 

[tomstone]

Imagine how Phil's mom would feel seeing him in this state, after that conversation in Connecticut about how streaming isn't gonna last forever and he needs to have a plan B to move on to once it stops working. This is the closest we're getting to it no longer being viable for him and he's choosing to stick his head in the sand and be stubborn as always.

I dont think this conversation with his mom ever happened.

 

[Alxmir23]

Someone said a while ago that Phil is your basic suburban mall rat who grew up in the same area he always lived as a kid and young adult and never branched out of his comfort zone (those crazy stories he's told over the years are exaggerated as fuck, calling him a king of hyperbole is an understatement, maybe even an
emperor).

He's never experienced an entirely different culture or customs in any major capacity since he's never travelled overseas, he's never bothered to educate himself on any major interest or dedicated himself to another hobby that he's not used to (so no, not gaming), he's been able to maintain an upkeep of his lifestyle that has never seen any serious changes and fully embraces consumerism and market capitalisim (all the technology he buys, all the fast food he buys, all the fancy homeware and other expensive goods he sees when he goes shopping on that shopping trip that apparently takes an entire day).

So he is essentially nothing particularly fascinating (ironic I know, but in a normie sense of things) as a person and has an undeveloped mentality about his attitude to anything completely unfamiliar or new to him.

There are thousands of Americans probably worse then him that's for sure, but it's still laughable for us thou

I don't know about you guys, but I definitely hear her saying "I don't care". Twice. It's pretty clear now with the audio enhanced, at least for me.

Holy shit, she just abuses him lmao

well hes pussy whipped,that we knew already. now we have evidence

 

[BallBuster]

I remastered the audio and got rid of a lot of hiss I definitely hear "finish the fucking stream"

I was in the middle of doing this myself. I wanted to isolate and amplify the voices and kill the background noise. So thanks for saving me a few more minutes of work lol.