Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Swagstika]

The Starbucks/Groceries? A 17 minute walk or 4 minute drive:

Spoiler: Distance: URANUS lol

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While her complete inability to move makes the whole drug arc harder to believe, the plus side is that Chantal is single-handedly supporting every fast food and delivery place in the city during lockdown.

Wait. So this is the place Pee(tz) needs Chinny to drive him to? Fucks sake....

 

[Arirang]

Keneth Budgets made several attempts to get Chantals attention, this is most probably what made Joe become so instantly patriotic

Spoiler: Beautiful smile

 

[Barbarella]

She is just so inspirational! I wanted to be a Vet, but ended up as a teacher. If I had known that someone like Chantal could inspire me to whore myself out physically and digitally whilst chewing, inhaling and sniffing a variety of narcotic substances - plus eating enough food to feed Biafran children for a year in a single meal (3 times a day no less - oh, the effort she puts in) - then I would have ditched the study (as the Queen of Sloth demonstrated) and become an aspiring inspiration.

Her stoned lives have been the soundtrack to my papers-marking, her gentle nose blows music to accompany the scratch of my pen on paper, her eye rubs and ear digs a reminder that I need to turn over the compost and check the potato patch.

Her chat says she’s an inspiration. Why can’t I be?

I’ve sat through too many lives, haven’t I?

Look around at the desks and eager little faces surrounding you. All those big dreams, skinned knees, pink leggings, ponytails, and bright eyes, their entire future ahead.

Now decide: which one will grow up to nut after her man farts on her “virginia?” Which will see rat poop in their home and decide the most logical thing to do is eat it because it just might be chocolate? Which will end up 400 pounds, with the highlights of their life including shitting and vomiting all over a stranger’s bathroom floor after being rejected for a threesome, or getting tiddy beat on a filthy floor mattress for some limp dick and a hit of Molly while still imagining a Shakespearean romance?

Because you best believe, as you look around at those sweet innocent faces, that is somebody’s future.

So at least work on spelling the word vagina. Best you can do.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Wait. So this is the place Pee(tz) needs Chinny to drive him to? Fucks sake....

I hope not, because that's just sad.

 

[Turd Blossom]

A few highlights from tonight's stream for those of you who, unlike me, love yourselves enough to skip this dreadful bedstream :

- What did she eat today? "A LOT"
- What did she do today? "I did NOTHING"
- In stark contrast to the water-fasting, Everest Base Camp climbing, pink blazer-wearing Chantal who once flooded her Insta with you-go-girl posts to instill the superfats with hope, she's decided that "My channel is BEYOND being able to be an inspiring channel, yanno what? Auuugh I don't want to be an inspiring channel yanno? I just DON'T!"

- Punctuates each thought by picking junk out of her teeth, rubbing her chin hairs, clearing her throat, sniffling, snorting, and picking her eyes
- On whether our philanthropic heroine has made any recent donations to the homeless: "Uhhh the only thing I did (long silence) was, the last time I was out... how much did I give away? I gave $20 to a person that came to my window. That's it. (long pause) Should I eat, go eat cold leftovers?"
I don't know that handing a cashier a $20 bill for a McFlurry and a bag full of burgers quite counts as charity, but I'm not a CPA. In her next stunning act of altruism perhaps she'll donate those Hello Fresh meals that have been rotting in her fridge for god knows how long.
- "I take the edibles to relaaax" she insists as she slurs her words, can barely keep her fat eyelids open and can't manage to get up to find a kleenex, instead wiping her nose on her hands and making ungodly snorting noises.
- "I wanted to be an actress sooo bad" she slurs shortly before bursting into an off-key rendition of "I Smell Sex and Candy"
- Wistfully recalls her "really passionate, passionate like lovemaking yanno" with her week-long crackhead hookup while Karatejoe slowly loses his shit in the chat

Rest assured, this is just a minor temporary setback. Surely tomorrow our Queen Beezer will squeeze into her dainty new 3x exercise gear and drive 30 miles to walk 10 minutes, tackle the summit of box mountain, empty those overflowing litterboxes, talk to a medical professional about her throat and how her pee burns like fire, and begin the Glow Up of all Glow Ups so she can rub it in alllll of our faces when she's EUROBEEZIN next year!

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

All Alone - 3 parts @360p

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Part 2

Spoiler: Part 3

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

What sort of crack pipes do they use over there? The glass kind im thinking of wouldn't cause a burn like that
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From working in a Canadian city where people would consume crack in the bathroom, or seeing the remnants of a smoke sesh on the street corner, they don't use pipes. Maybe because they're paranoid about police seeing paraphernalia if they're stopped? Instead, they use little glass Ginseng bottles which are sold at pretty much every corner store, kept right next to the cash register. No idea how they smoke out of it, since I've never seen an actual bottle that wasn't smashed into a bunch of pieces next to the toilet or on the curbside.

She should go to the ER if it’s not clear urine by her next toilet trip - enjoy the drug test and subsequent lifetime of “she’s just a druggie”’ medical profiling, Chins.

I wonder if her reason for waiting to go to the ER is to avoid this. After 3 days the meth would have cleared from her system. Weed is legal in Canada, so no worries about that fat soluable drug being detectable in her super fat body. How long has it been now since she smoked shit with her Pyramid Prince?

I hear a lot of my fellow forum members stating that Chantal's new experience with meth will lead to weight loss. It is apparent to me that many of you have not spent an extended period of time in a scuzzy small town. I assure you all, morbidly obese meth heads do exist.

Just look at the big Mayor of Canadas biggest city. Dude was smoking crack and had cancer and still was a fat fuck.

 

[boner_alert]

Well gorls, here's another autistic post from a random faggot. Skip if you hate my sperg outs and worry not, this is my last sperg and I'm fucking off out here. For those somewhat interested, I present to you Hot Take Aways from a Random Faggot

What Cuntal does​

Spoiler: the truth

I'm having trouble finding the exact post but at the start of this whole Tinder saga, a kiwi advised "Chantal lies" is not a fun little catch phrase thrown around here for general amusement, but an aphorism to be taken seriously and remembered often. Cuntal caused pages in this thread searching for the truth in this tinder saga and it was in front of everyone's eyes the whole time

Chantal lies​

Being a fairly newfag the only reference of her lying I have to draw comparison to is the McDonald's/homeless man lie. There are 2 important takeaways if you compare this lie to this tinder saga lies

1. The rage
With each reaction video calling out her lies about the McDonald's lies, she raged on, doubling down on her lie and just being a massive cunt about it. I'm not sure how it concluded since I didn't and don't follow Cuntal too much, but I'm sure it involved her enraging now til she could rage no more, and she just moved on like nothing ever happened

Notice the absence of the rage this time around. Yes there was some rage, but this had to do with being judged for her "actions" .. the content of her lies, not around being believed. This is an extremely important difference. And who was doing the judging matters too - for the first time (from what I know, but I could be wrong), her loyal sycophantic mods were questioning their almighty gunt cunt queen

Also, it appears with the disappearance of most reaction channels who really stuck her craw (MBP, Gold) or the scaling back from channels like Lyfe or ZM, she had gotten used to absence of any real critics to lash out at (besides the farms which she's already filed a false DMCA). With the sudden reappearance of Gold and renewed interest from reaction channels came a resurgence in condescending videos judging her for her disgusting actions, and she was caught off guard by the experience of negativity, which included negativity from her mods. This helps explain her scaling back on the story details and de-modding tantrums

However, the thing to take note is the rage at being judged for the content/behavior in her story by the reaction channels pales in comparison to the rage at being questioned about whether the story is true or not

2. The truth made sense
There actually really was no need to go over her videos and make observations about her car's position or entertain any discussion around if she bought food for a homeless man in a McDonald's parking lot. Of course she didn't, she's a complete piece of shit

Even if the car could be observed having had moved a couple inches, and maybe she had even provided a blurry picture of a homeless looking man holding a McDonald's bag, does it make sense that this porky eyed, genuinely malicious, attention chasing cunt bitch would go out of her way, use the money out of her own pocket, and buy a homeless person something to eat because she felt sorry for him?

What does make sense is that she'd brag about it, for the ass pats and attention. With this being her intent and motivation, does it make more sense that she'd just straight up lie about it, or go through the effort of actually buying a homeless man something, in order to get the ass pats and attention?

With this tinder saga there were many, many, many things that didn't make sense. Like how could this bloated, hodge-podge of gunt, fat bitch cancer, and other assorted physical ailments related to fat, Frankenstein'd together with a consistent diet of shit and grease and an inability to breathe while asleep... be able to do 5 lines of coke and take a pounding from a strung out meth crackhead seven times in one night?

In videos we can clearly see her becoming out of breath from the effort of hugging her cat from a sitting position

Yes she had bruises on her slop bags to reflect her story recalling her sexy tinder adventure of coke and tittystomping but is her tinder story more believable than Cuntal wanted to make up a lie about doing coke and having rough sex with a stranger from Tinder for attention and to appear cool? Especially when you weigh all the things she said in that Tinder story that makes no sense (again, that she can do drugs and have an elevated BPM that results from sex, for hours, when she is literally unable to sleep through the night without the assistance of a machine that forcibly inserts air into her lungs because she cannot breathe while asleep)

Is this more believable than that she would go to the lengths of causing bruises on herself to spice up the story/make it more believable

Consider the lengths she'll go for attention

Spoiler: a reminder

Remember, if something doesn't make sense, if there is any iota of doubt at all, then it is absolutely certain that Cuntal is lying. And rather than entertain any kind of discussion around the truth or logic behind what she's saying, treat it all as nothing but a pathetic lie designed to garner attention and/or put her in a positive light where she can pretend she isn't a malevolent, maladjusted, strange dork with no life experience or redeeming qualities, and nothing more

Why Cuntal does​

Spoiler: no method behind the madness

As erratic and bizarre as her behavior is, one could mistaken the motivations behind her behavior for more than what it really is. But it is extremely simple - she is exactly what happens to a 6 year old who has been locked in a room with just a TV that only plays high school/teen dramas and porn. Imagine what would happen to a human if they'd never been stimulated with conversation, intimacy, bonding with other humans. If they have been neglected of attention and their only sources of stimuli came from that TV or copious amounts of food. If they had never been exposed to anything of deeper value like literature, arts, music, etc. This is Chantal, and all the motivations and driving force of her behaviors can easily be explained by keeping that in mind

And that like a 6 year old, her brain is only as capable as for the cognitive development for the age:

• want their parents to play with them
• play in ways that include a lot of fantasy and imagination
• are developing a sense of humor (may like simple jokes or funny rhymes. its no use. chubbyuse)
• egocentrism - inability to consider the feelings or POV of others

Cuntal operates based on one thing: what feels good right now. And for Cuntal, that's based on just 4 things in order of increasing value

1. What tastes good
2. Not doing anything uncomfortable
3. Being a malicious asshole
4. Positive attention

Her YouTube channel is a reflection of these 4 things. There are many clear indications from her YouTube channel that shows that she values positive attention more than the growth of her channel or making money. She continues to disable her likes/dislikes and heavily limits and sanitizes her comments section, when she's not disabling the comments completely. These limitations are carefully avoided by content creators because of the way they stunt a channel's growth. When I had learned that her subscriber could had actually grown to about 80k I was surprised that she was still limiting the likes/dislikes and comments section. Even more so, I was surprised that right when it seemed she was on her way to that coveted 100k count, she began her series of mind-numbing, inane multi hour live streams that could cause even dedicated 'fans' of hers to lose the will to live/unsubscribe. Obviously, the only thing she cares about is garnering positive attention while either eating or minimal effort

Her brief stint with OnlyFans further corroborates this idea that she values positive attention even above money. I'm missing the exact clip but she claimed that she was getting requests for weird things in private messages and she did not like this. If she's to be believed that she made $1,000 in 3 days (even if she's not to be believed, I do believe OnlyFans would've ended up being a much more reliable source of income than her stupid fucking videos on YouTube, which has been starting to tighten its monetization rules on mukbang and sexually inappropriate videos), and she still chose to quit, it stands to reason that it was because she did not like the loss of control that came with OnlyFans, where the most sickest deviants could send her demeaning messages and she is unable to deny the reality that her OnlyFans exists for the sick demented pleasure of twisted, mentally ill degenerate perverts

Looking back on that Boy Drama video, it's so clear now that this is one of her half baked dingleberry shock value 'story time' lies. It didn't go exactly the way she had hoped - her mods were all worried, karatejoe calling her out for acting like a Trisha Paytas acting whore. Her follow up video, notable video in the tinder saga, I Have A Boyfriend, is where she officially sees her created image of Cool Girl Who Fucks and Parties on Coke go to shit with the mods actively disagreeing and warning her about Jafar

What followed was rage, de-modding, and a petulant refusal to share any more details about Jafar. Because her mods failed her by questioning her and for allowing any bit of negativity to reach her

These streams are extremely important to her, as its her only source of human interaction and self esteem. It's also the most ideal, optimal set up for a vapid, selfish, vain cunt like her - the topic of conversation is ONLY ever about her... she has total power and control to only respond to what she wants, answer the questions she wants to, and mods maintaining a draconian sanitization of the chat ensures only dopamine hits from ass pats

The most recent streams she is absolutely giddy and smug and extra cunty. She's tripled down on the details of her stories, this time including more drug use, more details about Jafar, and alarming and irresponsible behavior. Yet, all her mods remain positive and continue to quickly scrub any negative, questioning behavior. Perhaps they fear de-modding and they'd have to return to their unimaginably pathetic, sad, lives where they haven't the most insignificant, iota of power to get drunk on.. or perhaps she's talked to them on her private discord, to let them in on the high caliber "trolling" that she is doing with these tinder adventure stories. Karatejoe remains un-modded, because all his comments have been towards criticizing her negative behaviors, or lack of good behaviors and trying to guide her towards good behaviors

With her mods cucked and brown nosing by her side, she does not feel the usual compulsion to rage and retaliate at the reaction channels, as the positivity from her mods and viewers easily override the negativity that comes from the reaction channels. In addition, the criticism levied at her is on the behavior she considers a part of her trolling. Therefore, her delusional sense of accomplishment of being a petty, malicious asshole (getting all these reaction channels and Karen farms to stupidly believe her) further outweighs any negativity sent her way

Plainly put, she's an annoying cunt with a childlike drive for positive attention and there is literally nothing more to it than that

Cuntal's BV​

Spoiler: bv

More than likely Cuntal has bacterial vaginosis, due to all the desperate unprotected sex with crackheads and/or because she's a gross, filthy rotting hog beast. But this section isn't a guide for Cuntal's cunt but her behavioral volition. This graph plots out different behaviors, which makes it easy to see what kind of behavior she engages most in, and will always accurately predict any future behavior

It's very easy. Chantal's behaviors will only ever fall in one of the bottom two sections

* I welcome/request any and all corrections/contributions/dispute/expansion on this graph, to achieve the best accuracy

Cuntal's HIV​

Spoiler: hiv

This is a handy guide of who influences her decisions, or her Hierarchy of Influential Voices

* I welcome/request any and all corrections/contributions/dispute/expansion on this chart, to achieve the best accuracy

Jafar​

Spoiler: a complete waste of time

There was much I had planned to discuss in regards to Jafar, much of which consisted of drawing parallels to Trisha Paytas and her current fiancé who is Egyptian. I had recently found out Cuntal was a fan of Trisha Paytas, which was a shock because I did not think Cuntal was capable of thinking positively towards any female, especially one who is skinnier and more successful than her. Just like Big Al, the admiration of Trisha Paytas explains so much of the obnoxious, 'troll', fat bitch behavior, and already from the couple of clips Ive seen of Trisha Paytas, there were clear references Cuntal makes to her

For example, the name Jafar itself, could have come from Trisha's proposal video where her fiancé is Jafar, and where she got the idea to create a man of middle eastern ethnicity. Trisha Paytas has a known history of drugs and prostitution/general seedy whore behavior with shady/abusive men, these stories apparently been shared in her videos or the podcast Frenemies, which Cuntal has alluded to be aware of

Also, if there was such a man/men from tinder to exist, statistically he'd be Indian rather than Egyptian

Spoiler: ottowa pop stats

But I realized, this is all moot and a colossal waste of time to even believe anything Cuntal says, let alone try to make sense of it/decipher it. I think the best take away in all this is to remember that she's a desperate, malevolent, lying attention whore, who is literally not above anything to get it

There is a unique, sick, demented malice to her that I've not seen in other lolcows. She would be perfectly willing to boil a bunny, with the most disturbing part being that if the reason for the act was for some kind of vengeance on someone, she'd actually feel a sadistic, gleeful pleasure doing it. Or if it had to be done to further her agenda, she'd struggle much harder to understand why it was not the correct thing to do, rather than why it was wrong, sick, evil to do

So when some things seem to make sense, or she is able to provide some proof, it is prudent to maintain skepticism, remembering that she'd go through whatever lengths to lie/trick the viewers/get attention. Do not fall into the fallacy of "who would ever/no way anyone would do these things all just for attention" because Cuntal absolutely would and has

Spoiler: another reminder

Summary​

Spoiler: thanks for reading

1. Completely disregard anything she says
2. Consider only her behaviors (as an astute kiwi had previously pointed out) and also what she doesn't say
   • i.e. Generic details about the drugs and sex, omitting details about Jafar's dick, only that "it's big" (briefly mentioned once in response to a question in the chat) and nothing else, etc.
3. If there's anything that doesn't make sense, then none of it matters and it's to completely disregard because it's bullshit
   • Does it make any sense that her body is capable of doing all the things she said, or that there could exist a man, crackhead or not, who enjoys Cuntal's company and the stench emanating from her gunt and cunt, to want to have her immediately move in and make love lovingly all the time? And this man has a full time regular job, with a very nice, clean apartment, and he is well adjusted and totally not a drug addict
4. She is a slave to her intense, desperate need for positive attention (from mods/viewers) and she'll behave like the gluttonous, lazy, shit eating asshole that she is, as long as she has this
5. Remember that she's the pathetic demented bitch who has read every single page of this 4k+ page thread, and continues to do so

 

[Meygen]

I know chantals videos are usually grim but today's live felt especially macabre.
Seeing her lying down, eyes half closed talking nonsense really felt like I was witnessing someone on their death bed.

Laughed my ass off at karatejoe come crawling back with his dick tucked up his bottom though. Captain Cuck

 

[Moonbeam]

Looks like Chins got slapped around after all. I mean, we know she did, but she's denied it up and down since they "broke up."

She can continue to deny it and make piss poor attempts to backtrack all she wants. She can delete whatever she wants, there's archived proof all over the internet that this fucking hog knows she doesn't deserve any better than someone on tinder who can only get off by punching her in the tit.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Does anyone think she's still seeing this guy? She was absent from YT yesterday and claims she slept all day and watched a movie with Peetz

On May 1st James posted on Twitter that he watched a movie. No mention of it being with his "friend" or "roommate" but who knows either way.

 

[Moonbeam]

On May 1st James posted on Twitter that he watched a movie. No mention of it being with his "friend" or "roommate" but who knows either way.
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I'd bet he didn't mention who he watched it with because he watched it with Tindergirl through some watch together type site and Chantal spent all day sulking in her hovel of a room over it because she's alone, miserable and is now facing the reality that Peetz might finally leave her sockless and with an infected fupa wound.

 

[Yellow Monday]

On May 1st James posted on Twitter that he watched a movie. No mention of it being with his "friend" or "roommate" but who knows either way.
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She mentioned it in her live. Whether she actually watched it with him - who knows?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Jersh posited in his mati stream that winni-pig was probably a tranny and I'm inclined to agree which makes this arc even better.

Chantal is difficult to watch, but peetz galloping off to get ladydicked down is just ♡chefs kiss♡

My timeline prediction/hopes: Peetz moves in with the Winnipeg tranny, leaving Chantal all alone in the luxury villa. This causes her to start experimenting with harder substances, leading to her dying of an OD/cat AIDs like Tommy in Trainspotting.

I accept my rainbows, gladly.

 

[Who Now]

If I wasn't lazy I would make a list of all the lies just in this King Tut arc.

One is that she said she said they used condoms (I think she said it after the first night) so why when people were telling her to get tested for STDs she kept saying I will, I will. Why not just say you used something?

 

[shameful existence]

If I wasn't lazy I would make a list of all the lies just in this King Tut arc.
One is that she said she said they used condoms (I think she said it after the first night) so why when people were telling her to get tested for STDs she kept saying I will, I will. Why not just say you used something?

Chantal is based and knows condoms are far from a guarantee you won't suffer as a result of your promiscuity.
Some STD's are spread by skin contact.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

My timeline prediction/hopes: Peetz moves in with the Winnipeg tranny, leaving Chantal all alone in the luxury villa. This causes her to start experimenting with harder substances, leading to her dying of an OD/cat AIDs like Tommy in Trainspotting.

I personally want Peetz to be happy. Like, really happy. I want to see him with a massive grin on his face every time he shows up in Chantal's lives. I want to hear him whistling like a robin in the background when he's no longer visible. I want him to be m.i.a. because he's busy on the phone with his Tinder soulmate.

I want to know he's gushing over his Winni-sperg love interest all day long in front of Chantal. I want him to have plans of meeting her and if it's she turns out to be a troon, it will just add to Peetz newly found emancipation and happiness. I want him to talk about his plans to move in with her, move to Winnipeg. Heck, I want a wedding!

Now let's be honest : I don't give a fuck about Peetz's happiness.

But I want to see Chantal seething and foaming at the mouth out of jealousy. Let's not forget Chantal registered on Tinder hoping to find not a lover to fill the sexual aspect of her life, but a brand new man and a better life than the one she has with Peetz, planning on dumping him like she did when she met Bibi. But to no one's surprise, she failed miserably, landing an abusive meth head at the best, or a tissue of lies at the worse.

She also recently had a massive live bitching party over Peetz, stating he's depressed and depressing and nothing but a burden, not realizing Peetz poor state of mind was in huge part linked to her (who wouldn't be on the verge of suicide, living with a filthy narcissistic pig like her?). The irony of Peetz finding a love interest, dumping her sorry ass and leaving the Luxury Villa when he would never have done such thing if she didn't push him into it with her delusions of grandeur isn't lost on me.

The idea someone who she belittles on the daily and is not good enough for her could still be capable of finding true love, and not her?
Oh gosh. I'm soooo ready for that arc.



edit cuz english is hard

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Well gorls, here's another autistic post from a random faggot. Skip if you hate my sperg outs and worry not, this is my last sperg and I'm fucking off out here. For those somewhat interested, I present to you Hot Take Aways from a Random Faggot

What Cuntal does​

Spoiler: the truth

I'm having trouble finding the exact post but at the start of this whole Tinder saga, a kiwi advised "Chantal lies" is not a fun little catch phrase thrown around here for general amusement, but an aphorism to be taken seriously and remembered often. Cuntal caused pages in this thread searching for the truth in this tinder saga and it was in front of everyone's eyes the whole time

Chantal lies​

Being a fairly newfag the only reference of her lying I have to draw comparison to is the McDonald's/homeless man lie. There are 2 important takeaways if you compare this lie to this tinder saga lies

1. The rage
With each reaction video calling out her lies about the McDonald's lies, she raged on, doubling down on her lie and just being a massive cunt about it. I'm not sure how it concluded since I didn't and don't follow Cuntal too much, but I'm sure it involved her enraging now til she could rage no more, and she just moved on like nothing ever happened

Notice the absence of the rage this time around. Yes there was some rage, but this had to do with being judged for her "actions" .. the content of her lies, not around being believed. This is an extremely important difference. And who was doing the judging matters too - for the first time (from what I know, but I could be wrong), her loyal sycophantic mods were questioning their almighty gunt cunt queen

Also, it appears with the disappearance of most reaction channels who really stuck her craw (MBP, Gold) or the scaling back from channels like Lyfe or ZM, she had gotten used to absence of any real critics to lash out at (besides the farms which she's already filed a false DMCA). With the sudden reappearance of Gold and renewed interest from reaction channels came a resurgence in condescending videos judging her for her disgusting actions, and she was caught off guard by the experience of negativity, which included negativity from her mods. This helps explain her scaling back on the story details and de-modding tantrums

However, the thing to take note is the rage at being judged for the content/behavior in her story by the reaction channels pales in comparison to the rage at being questioned about whether the story is true or not

2. The truth made sense
There actually really was no need to go over her videos and make observations about her car's position or entertain any discussion around if she bought food for a homeless man in a McDonald's parking lot. Of course she didn't, she's a complete piece of shit

Even if the car could be observed having had moved a couple inches, and maybe she had even provided a blurry picture of a homeless looking man holding a McDonald's bag, does it make sense that this porky eyed, genuinely malicious, attention chasing cunt bitch would go out of her way, use the money out of her own pocket, and buy a homeless person something to eat because she felt sorry for him?

What does make sense is that she'd brag about it, for the ass pats and attention. With this being her intent and motivation, does it make more sense that she'd just straight up lie about it, or go through the effort of actually buying a homeless man something, in order to get the ass pats and attention?

With this tinder saga there were many, many, many things that didn't make sense. Like how could this bloated, hodge-podge of gunt, fat bitch cancer, and other assorted physical ailments related to fat, Frankenstein'd together with a consistent diet of shit and grease and an inability to breathe while asleep... be able to do 5 lines of coke and take a pounding from a strung out meth crackhead seven times in one night?

In videos we can clearly see her becoming out of breath from the effort of hugging her cat from a sitting position

Yes she had bruises on her slop bags to reflect her story recalling her sexy tinder adventure of coke and tittystomping but is her tinder story more believable than Cuntal wanted to make up a lie about doing coke and having rough sex with a stranger from Tinder for attention and to appear cool? Especially when you weigh all the things she said in that Tinder story that makes no sense (again, that she can do drugs and have an elevated BPM that results from sex, for hours, when she is literally unable to sleep through the night without the assistance of a machine that forcibly inserts air into her lungs because she cannot breathe while asleep)

Is this more believable than that she would go to the lengths of causing bruises on herself to spice up the story/make it more believable

Consider the lengths she'll go for attention

Spoiler: a reminder

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Remember, if something doesn't make sense, if there is any iota of doubt at all, then it is absolutely certain that Cuntal is lying. And rather than entertain any kind of discussion around the truth or logic behind what she's saying, treat it all as nothing but a pathetic lie designed to garner attention and/or put her in a positive light where she can pretend she isn't a malevolent, maladjusted, strange dork with no life experience or redeeming qualities, and nothing more

Why Cuntal does​

Spoiler: no method behind the madness

As erratic and bizarre as her behavior is, one could mistaken the motivations behind her behavior for more than what it really is. But it is extremely simple - she is exactly what happens to a 6 year old who has been locked in a room with just a TV that only plays high school/teen dramas and porn. Imagine what would happen to a human if they'd never been stimulated with conversation, intimacy, bonding with other humans. If they have been neglected of attention and their only sources of stimuli came from that TV or copious amounts of food. If they had never been exposed to anything of deeper value like literature, arts, music, etc. This is Chantal, and all the motivations and driving force of her behaviors can easily be explained by keeping that in mind

And that like a 6 year old, her brain is only as capable as for the cognitive development for the age:

• want their parents to play with them
• play in ways that include a lot of fantasy and imagination
• are developing a sense of humor (may like simple jokes or funny rhymes. its no use. chubbyuse)
• egocentrism - inability to consider the feelings or POV of others

Cuntal operates based on one thing: what feels good right now. And for Cuntal, that's based on just 4 things in order of increasing value

1. What tastes good
2. Not doing anything uncomfortable
3. Being a malicious asshole
4. Positive attention

Her YouTube channel is a reflection of these 4 things. There are many clear indications from her YouTube channel that shows that she values positive attention more than the growth of her channel or making money. She continues to disable her likes/dislikes and heavily limits and sanitizes her comments section, when she's not disabling the comments completely. These limitations are carefully avoided by content creators because of the way they stunt a channel's growth. When I had learned that her subscriber could had actually grown to about 80k I was surprised that she was still limiting the likes/dislikes and comments section. Even more so, I was surprised that right when it seemed she was on her way to that coveted 100k count, she began her series of mind-numbing, inane multi hour live streams that could cause even dedicated 'fans' of hers to lose the will to live/unsubscribe. Obviously, the only thing she cares about is garnering positive attention while either eating or minimal effort

Her brief stint with OnlyFans further corroborates this idea that she values positive attention even above money. I'm missing the exact clip but she claimed that she was getting requests for weird things in private messages and she did not like this. If she's to be believed that she made $1,000 in 3 days (even if she's not to be believed, I do believe OnlyFans would've ended up being a much more reliable source of income than her stupid fucking videos on YouTube, which has been starting to tighten its monetization rules on mukbang and sexually inappropriate videos), and she still chose to quit, it stands to reason that it was because she did not like the loss of control that came with OnlyFans, where the most sickest deviants could send her demeaning messages and she is unable to deny the reality that her OnlyFans exists for the sick demented pleasure of twisted, mentally ill degenerate perverts

Looking back on that Boy Drama video, it's so clear now that this is one of her half baked dingleberry shock value 'story time' lies. It didn't go exactly the way she had hoped - her mods were all worried, karatejoe calling her out for acting like a Trisha Paytas acting whore. Her follow up video, notable video in the tinder saga, I Have A Boyfriend, is where she officially sees her created image of Cool Girl Who Fucks and Parties on Coke go to shit with the mods actively disagreeing and warning her about Jafar

What followed was rage, de-modding, and a petulant refusal to share any more details about Jafar. Because her mods failed her by questioning her and for allowing any bit of negativity to reach her
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These streams are extremely important to her, as its her only source of human interaction and self esteem. It's also the most ideal, optimal set up for a vapid, selfish, vain cunt like her - the topic of conversation is ONLY ever about her... she has total power and control to only respond to what she wants, answer the questions she wants to, and mods maintaining a draconian sanitization of the chat ensures only dopamine hits from ass pats

The most recent streams she is absolutely giddy and smug and extra cunty. She's tripled down on the details of her stories, this time including more drug use, more details about Jafar, and alarming and irresponsible behavior. Yet, all her mods remain positive and continue to quickly scrub any negative, questioning behavior. Perhaps they fear de-modding and they'd have to return to their unimaginably pathetic, sad, lives where they haven't the most insignificant, iota of power to get drunk on.. or perhaps she's talked to them on her private discord, to let them in on the high caliber "trolling" that she is doing with these tinder adventure stories. Karatejoe remains un-modded, because all his comments have been towards criticizing her negative behaviors, or lack of good behaviors and trying to guide her towards good behaviors

With her mods cucked and brown nosing by her side, she does not feel the usual compulsion to rage and retaliate at the reaction channels, as the positivity from her mods and viewers easily override the negativity that comes from the reaction channels. In addition, the criticism levied at her is on the behavior she considers a part of her trolling. Therefore, her delusional sense of accomplishment of being a petty, malicious asshole (getting all these reaction channels and Karen farms to stupidly believe her) further outweighs any negativity sent her way

Plainly put, she's an annoying cunt with a childlike drive for positive attention and there is literally nothing more to it than that

Cuntal's BV​

Spoiler: bv

More than likely Cuntal has bacterial vaginosis, due to all the desperate unprotected sex with crackheads and/or because she's a gross, filthy rotting hog beast. But this section isn't a guide for Cuntal's cunt but her behavioral volition. This graph plots out different behaviors, which makes it easy to see what kind of behavior she engages most in, and will always accurately predict any future behavior

It's very easy. Chantal's behaviors will only ever fall in one of the bottom two sections
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* I welcome/request any and all corrections/contributions/dispute/expansion on this graph, to achieve the best accuracy

Cuntal's HIV​

Spoiler: hiv

This is a handy guide of who influences her decisions, or her Hierarchy of Influential VoicesView attachment 2141244
* I welcome/request any and all corrections/contributions/dispute/expansion on this chart, to achieve the best accuracy

Jafar​

Spoiler: a complete waste of time

There was much I had planned to discuss in regards to Jafar, much of which consisted of drawing parallels to Trisha Paytas and her current fiancé who is Egyptian. I had recently found out Cuntal was a fan of Trisha Paytas, which was a shock because I did not think Cuntal was capable of thinking positively towards any female, especially one who is skinnier and more successful than her. Just like Big Al, the admiration of Trisha Paytas explains so much of the obnoxious, 'troll', fat bitch behavior, and already from the couple of clips Ive seen of Trisha Paytas, there were clear references Cuntal makes to her

For example, the name Jafar itself, could have come from Trisha's proposal video where her fiancé is Jafar, and where she got the idea to create a man of middle eastern ethnicity. Trisha Paytas has a known history of drugs and prostitution/general seedy whore behavior with shady/abusive men, these stories apparently been shared in her videos or the podcast Frenemies, which Cuntal has alluded to be aware of

Also, if there was such a man/men from tinder to exist, statistically he'd be Indian rather than Egyptian

Spoiler: ottowa pop stats

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But I realized, this is all moot and a colossal waste of time to even believe anything Cuntal says, let alone try to make sense of it/decipher it. I think the best take away in all this is to remember that she's a desperate, malevolent, lying attention whore, who is literally not above anything to get it

There is a unique, sick, demented malice to her that I've not seen in other lolcows. She would be perfectly willing to boil a bunny, with the most disturbing part being that if the reason for the act was for some kind of vengeance on someone, she'd actually feel a sadistic, gleeful pleasure doing it. Or if it had to be done to further her agenda, she'd struggle much harder to understand why it was not the correct thing to do, rather than why it was wrong, sick, evil to do

So when some things seem to make sense, or she is able to provide some proof, it is prudent to maintain skepticism, remembering that she'd go through whatever lengths to lie/trick the viewers/get attention. Do not fall into the fallacy of "who would ever/no way anyone would do these things all just for attention" because Cuntal absolutely would and has

Spoiler: another reminder

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Summary​

Spoiler: thanks for reading

1. Completely disregard anything she says
2. Consider only her behaviors (as an astute kiwi had previously pointed out) and also what she doesn't say
   • i.e. Generic details about the drugs and sex, omitting details about Jafar's dick, only that "it's big" (briefly mentioned once in response to a question in the chat) and nothing else, etc.
3. If there's anything that doesn't make sense, then none of it matters and it's to completely disregard because it's bullshit
   • Does it make any sense that her body is capable of doing all the things she said, or that there could exist a man, crackhead or not, who enjoys Cuntal's company and the stench emanating from her gunt and cunt, to want to have her immediately move in and make love lovingly all the time? And this man has a full time regular job, with a very nice, clean apartment, and he is well adjusted and totally not a drug addict
4. She is a slave to her intense, desperate need for positive attention (from mods/viewers) and she'll behave like the gluttonous, lazy, shit eating asshole that she is, as long as she has this
5. Remember that she's the pathetic demented bitch who has read every single page of this 4k+ page thread, and continues to do so

I know the OP is full to the brim, but is there a way to append this or add a direct link, at least? This is very good (minus the images, they've put me off my breakfast).

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Seeing her lying down, eyes half closed talking nonsense really felt like I was witnessing someone on their death bed.

Her whole career has been one big Trimalchio's feast, if you think about it, but especially here. Pretend I am dying, mourn for me as if I were gone recalling how good I've been to you. Sobering to think the ancient Romans understood asspats...

 

[Oliver Onions]

I personally want Peetz to be happy. Like, really happy. I want to see him with a massive grin on his face every time he shows up in Chantal's lives. I want to hear him whistling like a robin in the background when he's no longer visible. I want him to be m.i.a. because he's busy on the phone with his Tinder soulmate.

I want to know he's gushing over his Winni-sperg love interest all day long in front of Chantal. I want him to have plans of meeting her and if it's she turns out to be a troon, it will just add to Peetz newly found emancipation and happiness. I want him to talk about his plans to move in with her, move to Winnipeg. Heck, I want a wedding!

Now let's be honest : I don't give a fuck about Peetz's happiness.

But I want to see Chantal seething and foaming at the mouth out of jealousy. Let's not forget Chantal registered on Tinder hoping to find not a lover to fill the sexual aspect of her life, but a brand new man and a better life than the one she has with Peetz, planning on dumping him like she did when she met Bibi. But to no one's surprise, she failed miserably, landing an abusive meth head at the best, or a tissue of lies at the worse.

She also recently had a massive live bitching party over Peetz, stating he's depressed and depressing and nothing but a burden, not realizing Peetz poor state of mind was in huge part linked to her (who wouldn't be on the verge of suicide, living with a filthy narcissistic pig like her?). The irony of Peetz finding a love interest, dumping her sorry ass and leaving the Luxury Villa when he would never have done such thing if she didn't push him into it with her delusions of grandeur isn't lost on me.

The idea someone who she belittles on the daily and is not good enough for her could still be capable of finding true love, and not her?
Oh gosh. I'm soooo ready for that arc.



edit cuz english is hard

Fuck, I might need to reconsider, that does sound much more enjoyable; especially if he brings Winnie Peg around and she gets on stream.

Just imagine the seething Chantal would display if another woman (real or otherwise) was suddenly the new centre of attention. Given her propensity for childlike behaviour you can bet she'd start acting out in any number of crazy ways.

Now I'm kinda bummed out that this will likely never happen and they'll both stay trapped in the same limbo they've been enduring since entering the luxury villa.