Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

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[Angry New Ager]

This stupid, stupid cow. Tess is the dumbest of dumb whores, and as a Narcissist she assumes the rest of us are just as dumb as she is, if not dumber. God damn.

She's admitted numerous times in the past that she's an emotional eater, who eats for comfort. Almost a year ago, she was like, "Yeah, I gained weight because I'm an emotional eater, and I was in such a horrible, abusive relationship; don't judge."

Anorexics--classic or atypical--don't eat for emotional comfort. Eating is a source of profound emotional discomfort for them, and if they obsess over food, it's to figure out how few calories they can get away with ingesting.

When anorexics do eat, it's usually very plain things that don't light up the pleasure centers in the brain and give them a dopamine hit; it's literally unrewarding food. Some intentionally prepare and eat dishes that are disgusting and unpleasurable, almost as if punishing themselves for their need to eat anything at all. Anna Johnson/FitVeganGinger's insane recipes for bowls of revolting slop are an excellent example. Walden Farms' foul-tasting, zero-calorie sauces and dressings are staples of anorexics' pantries for this reason.

Anorexics don't drive six hours to procure champagne cakes. They don't show off their expensive ice cream stash, or boxes of donuts and cookies, or get excited because a new form of their favorite junk food is on its way. But you knew that.

Deciding you're going to drastically restrict your food intake in order to lose weight fast, suffering through a few days or weeks of extremely low-calorie and low-reward food while being ravenously hungry and obsessed with all the food you've denied yourself--only to blow it on a massive pig-out before resuming normal (over)eating habits for a while, then repeating the cycle--is not anorexia. It's the kind of stupid shit teenagers and 20-somethings do until they grow up and learn to feed themselves properly, and I'm sure Tess has done it, and still does it occasionally, brcause she's just that stupid. It's disordered, but it's not an eating disorder (no matter what fellow Narcissist fatty Corissa/fatgirlflow, another fatty "wannarexic," claims).

It really blows my mind that Tess was so blatantly idiotic as to claim anorexia. I know she's stupid and ignorant, but damn. And of course she's doing it in a desperate bid for attention, but since most people aren't as stupid as her--and even most stupid people know better--this isn't going to get her the kind of attention she hoped for.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The backpedaling has begun.

 

[Water-T]

Tess is just so desperate for attention and so used to her asskissers circling the wagons around her that she truly thought that she could claim anorexia despite getting FATTER and constantly bragging about all the junk food she binges on.

Sure, Tess. Anorexics just love to tell everyone about the pints of $12 ice cream with +50 grams of fat they get, or the six hour drives to buy $100 cakes, or the midnight binges of KFC mashed potatoes, or the whole sheetcakes they inhaled, or the hundreds of other examples of gorging on high calorie garbage. Anorexics do it all the time!

Even the dumbest fuckng moron can take a few minutes looking through her IG and see that Tess is full of shit.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The backpedaling has begun.

You have to wonder why Tess was that fucking stupid to try this. If Tess wasn’t so insufferable to be around, this is where friends would jump in to give her a reality check. Hell, even people who could barely stand her like Jolene or Olly would have intervened. This is what happens when Tess’s only adult interactions are Postmates drivers and old men who pay her to fart on cakes for a living.

 

[multiverse]

You have to wonder why Tess was that fucking stupid to try this

Desperation. Sheer, unbridled, lack of narcissistic supply at its best. She didn't get jobs from hinting her marriage was troubled. She didn't get jobs for being "not straight" and then "definitely queer". She didn't get jobs for claiming outright, violent abuse at the hands of her estranged husband (they are not yet divorced). She didn't get jobs for showing up at pilates.

She probably got another tinder rejection as Jolene was moving and just plain snapped. Called her publicist and said she was ready to reveal THE BIG ONE. The world's first SSBBW supah moddle is anorexic, stop the presses!

And now she looks dumb, and people are laughing at her. So she's sulking in her pjs eating ice cream with her kid and clapping back at people instead of letting the humiliation die off.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I love the idea that Tess did two seconds of googling “do u have to b thin to b anorexic”, hit on “atypical anorexia” and assumed the “typical” part was the whole being skinny part. Brilliant!

 

[Local Fed]

And now she looks dumb, and people are laughing at her. So she's sulking in her pjs eating ice cream with her kid and clapping back at people instead of letting the humiliation die off.

Let's all be happy that she's eating again (I heard she's anorexic) and actually spending some time with her toddler.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

If this anorexia gambit does not work (spoiler: it won't) for Tessa, she still has the ultimate attention seeking move left in her arsenal:

TROON OUT AND BECOME A FAT TRANSMAN

 

[RainbowStarlight]

I can't wait for a black women with a decent following/maybe somewhat famous to call her out on her shit.

 

[Slutpuppies]

Of all the eating disorders she could have tried to milk for sympathy, she chose anorexia?

This is pure comedy, damn.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Let's play the game again!

One of these things is not like the other.

 

[Gramlol]

I long for the day when people didn't celebrate deathfats and morons in general.

btw: Hope all is well with your sister now and with you too. xxx

Thankyou <3 she's been stable for a decade now, has healthy children and a family of her own now- basically the best outcome possible, and likely the exception to the rule for AN long-term outcomes.
I hope this latest idiocy, next to her pretending to be 'QWEER, Y'ALL!!' will lead to Olly spilling the tea over her bullshit finally

 

[Barbarella]

Let's play the game again!

One of these things is not like the other.

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If Eugenia sees this side-by-side she’ll have a heart attack and die instantly.

Not fair to take two months from her.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Last time Tess was under fire was for her strawberry dress rant, but she mostly got supported on twitter because most people who saw that post didn't know her and just wanted to be nice to a sad fatty. Not this time tho, she's being ridiculed to hell and back by anyone who sees that post.
She could have gotten away with it if she claimed to have aTypIcAl anorexia like every other fat activist but she chose to claim anorexia nervosa for maximum attention points.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

The backpedaling has begun.

I don't get it; there is no denying or anything like that here; why is it backpedaling?

 

[lurk_moar]

I never knew going on a diet and losing weight to be less morbidly obese was anorexia.

Tess is so deep into fat logic to think that cutting calories the same thing as anorexia.

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

These people are fucking delusional. You can have a shitty diet or have damaged your hair and that’s why it’s falling out. When you’re starving yourself and you’re not losing weight, it’s because YOURE NOT ACTUALLY STARVING. If that was the case, where were all the overweight Holocaust survivors? I don’t know why this is irritating me so much.

You’re right to be irritated. The appropriation of anorexia by fatty mcfatfats, so that they can larp as dangerously suffering uwu waifs, is truly pathetic. I think the problem lies in the Very Online community’s inability to distinguish thoughts from action. So if you have intrusive thoughts about weight and food restriction, and that has led you to have a BMI of 14, then you are anorexic because your thoughts have translated into action and you meet the key diagnostic criterion which is drastic refusal to maintain normal weight. If you have intrusive thoughts about weight and food restriction but your BMI is and always has been 30, then your thoughts have not translated into action and you are not fucking anorexic. Sure the intrusive thoughts may bother you, but that does not make you an ana chan.

its the same dumb pattern of thinking that results in danger hairs insisting that they are a true and honest wamman even tho they have a beard and male gametes.

Someone needs to tell these smoothbrains that thinking and larping does not = reality, no matter what cute skinny anime girl you have as your avatar.

 

[Flawmil]

She always goes on “breaks” when her outrageous announcements get any kind of backlash. She says don’t comment on her weight but proceeds to make several posts about her losing weight. No one asks for you to “stick your neck out” and be a martyr for fat anorexia. How is this going to be “worth it”?

 

[CobraPlissken]

People with anorexia have completely irrational thoughts about food and their own bodies, and the last thing they need is a morbidly obese public person trying to represent them. This is going to do more harm than good, but it's not like she cares about anyone but herself.

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