Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
The Dude said:
Russ is an unintelligent bug-wit who often fucks up simple, well-known sayings and maxims. It's hilarious and frustrating in equal measures.
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He misuses common words too. Plights and flatter are the most frequent. He doesn't seem to know what they mean. I think he thinks plights means "effort." And I think he thinks flatter means "impress." He said he thought Taylor would be flattered by his life story, which of course makes no sense.
 
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The Dude said:
"Your Honor, I will no longer stand for these lies and slander! I do not have shit lips and my penis is a respectable size and shape! Look!" *Russ drops pants in front of entire court room*
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We all know how eager he is to drop trow
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DrJonesHat said:
He misuses common words too. Plights and flatter are the most frequent. He doesn't seem to know what they mean. I think he thinks plights means "effort." And I think he thinks flatter means "impress." He said he thought Taylor would be flattered by his life story, which of course makes no sense.
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I’ve always thought he thinks that ‘flatter’ is some action that makes someone fall in love with you.
 
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Russketeer said:
OT Carpet/Casino sperging...

In addition to all the reasons mentioned casino carpet is as ugly as Russ as way of recognition (EX you can tell you are in an Ameristar by carpet).

TIME FOR THE WOV CARPET QUIZ!!!

Name That Carpet - Wizard of Vegas

Identify Las Vegas casinos by their carpet.
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I got 80% for downtown, 100% for reno, and 80 for the strip.

I dont know if I'm proud of that or not actually...
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
I did not do very well on any of them. Also they left out the best Nevada casino carpet of all time. Although I guess it's a little TOO recognizable...

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To be fair, and a pl I've said before, I lived and worked in reno and vegas for many years before work brought me to utah, and I love casinos (not gambling), so i know my interiors lol

And i agree, the reno peppermill is a whole lot of a lot

Useful_Mistake said:
What the actual fuck am I looking at?
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A thing of beauty, obviously!
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
What the actual fuck am I looking at?
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Space rainbows.

Easy Peasy said:
To be fair, and a pl I've said before, I lived and worked in reno and vegas for many years before work brought me to utah, and I love casinos (not gambling), so i know my interiors lol
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I think I've been in most of the casinos included and I love casino carpets, but I also love drinking so I'm gonna guess booze gave me carpet amnesia.
 
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StinkySnack said:
We definitely need a master list of bungled common phrases. "In your ballcourt" needs to be at the top of that list.
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Its a shame we were all too stupid to properly use the Russ subforum when we briefly had it. Though I still prefer the idea of a Russapedia that has pages for the various celebrity sagas, e-thot creepin, Greer vs Moon and the Farms, Russisms, diet/Russcipes, his writings and reviews, music, fan art, and whatever else.

Rustled Jimmies said:
We all know how eager he is to drop trow
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I picture him doing this same hand gesture pointing to his dick in the courtroom.

"And another thing your honor! They say I plow hookers from behind! That's also not true! I plow hookers from all sides!"
 
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The Dude said:
"Your Honor, I will no longer stand for these lies and slander! I do not have shit lips and my penis is a respectable size and shape! Look!" *Russ drops pants in front of entire court room*
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Could be worse.

He could attempt to show off his “incomparable sex drive.”
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
I did not do very well on any of them. Also they left out the best Nevada casino carpet of all time. Although I guess it's a little TOO recognizable...

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It looks like a unicorn had explosive diarrhea all over the floor.
Henry Bemis said:
Could be worse.

He could attempt to show off his “incomparable sex drive.”
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To prove that he's quite the sex machine, he tries to hire a hooker to bang him right there in the courtroom, and is baffled when everyone he contacts tells him that's illegal and blocks him. Then he rails about how the local working girls hate the disabled.
 
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Just off the top of my head, here's a few of my favourite Russisms/things he has failed at:-

"When you assume you make an ass out of you."
"Bamboon"
"A full set of hair"
Buying a couch cover thinking he was getting a couch.
Buying a tiny laptop cable for his court appearance.
Failing to get laid in a whorehouse.
Setting the wrong alarm time for his court appearance. And thus being late.
Running out the clock trying to get the GFE with a hooker.
Serving Taylor.
Serving Null.
Stating a claim.
His mission.
Personal grooming.
Allowing time before his court appearance to get his documents printed.
Understanding the difference between a thread and a post.
Fitting text onto a sign.
Photoshopping his sign and thus giving himself 8 fingers, or apparently noticing he has 8 fingers.
Cooking.
Wearing a tie properly.
"Suck me my penis"
Songwriting.
"Bias"
The time he said people were doing "cookies" in a car park, when he meant donuts, then doubled down.
 
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