DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[clownpiss]

SAVE THE HOUSE V2

 

[DZoomer]

Holy fucking Jesus, that relentless, hardcore begging the past two days. Absolutely fucking amazing.

Some fun facts:

• since losing the partnership on April 21st, DSP has received at least $5,578 in tips
• this amount was gathered during 22 streams since that time, which is $352 per stream on average
• $2,986 was given by only 10 people, making up 53% of the total amount
• with $1,063, Jaxx_Raxor alone is responsible for one-fifth of the total amount since April 21st
• the top 10 biggest paypig since April 21st is as follows:

1. Jaxx_Raxor: $1,063
2. Harvick_: $400
3. OroTurtle: $386
4. OnlyIcedCoffee: $227
5. NeoSpasm: $200
6. ShirtlessMoFo: $197
7. MyaTheBeez: $155
8. fearsindreams: $130
9. Xenocak: $125
10. Badshark90: $103

And that's with us not knowing which of those accounts are from the same person, which I'd wager is the case for more than 2 accounts there.

A truly unsustainable business model.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

holy shit wings is so much more likelable than the piogroach.

Yep, that might be partly why Phil doesn't want to collab with him. The man that Phil was openly mocking and saying how much of a mess of a human he is would look like a top-notch streamer and all around great human just by virtue of streaming together with Phil. It would make Phil look like an even bigger piece of shit to his audience.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

this amount was gathered during 22 streams since that time, which is $252 per stream on average

There's your evidence, faggot! There are absolutely no reasons for your incessant and egregious begging.

 

[YokuNama]

WE ARE IN FUNDRAISER SEASON GUYS.

THIS SEASON'S FUNDRAISER?

"TWITCH MAY NOT PAY ME SO I NEED TO RAISE FUNDS FOR MORTGAGE AND TAXES.

Fan - "How about if they do pay you?"

Banned

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I was contacted BEHIND DA SCENES by someone who told me that there's been tons of new autistic shit happening in the Goutosphere and that I should cut my break from the autism vortex short and the first thing I come back to is hearing on DDM that Phil is basically thinking of reviving both the Save the House and Pay My Taxes fundraisers... Jesus fucking Christ...

 

[hundredthousand]

He's already setting up his next scam based on IF Twitch doesn't pay him.

By the way, if twitch pays him... he's still going to say they didn't.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil expects to be payed as much as your average CEO https://www.careeraddict.com/10-careers-that-pay-50-an-hour.

 

[Comma]

There's your evidence, faggot! There are absolutely no reasons for your incessant and egregious begging.

Whoops, made a typo there and corrected it. It should say $252 per stream on average, not $352 (still more than $200 per stream).

 

[YokuNama]

Holding emotes and polls hostage until he's absolutely sure his paypigs step up the donation. Man this is something else... It's like he's punishing his fans for last nights low donations.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He just said that thinking that Paypal gives away personal info is the same as being an antivaxxer. "Think for yourself", he says.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Just compared him getting info through paypal to covid vaccine conspiracy theories.

 

[Detractor#38657]

"Why aren't you paying me?" This is the most chat interaction we've seen in some time.

 

[Shabobus]

He just said that thinking that Paypal gives away personal info is the same as being an antivaxxer. "Think for yourself", he says.

"Think for yourself", while banning anyone who adds up how much he makes in a year.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

I remastered the audio and got rid of a lot of hiss I definitely hear "finish the fucking stream"

This made it a lot easier to understand things, so big ups. Partial transcript, if anyone wants to use it as a springboard for something more accurate go ahead:

: I need a TAHWLLL. (Ack ack ack) I need a TAHWLL, hold ahn. Oh my GAWD. ... (Sees Kat) Woah!
: Hee hee.
: How dare you? I'm soaked! Exploded all over me! And it hit my pants and got all over me... Sucked.
: (Laughs)
: (Unintelligible) It was such a far way. I was getting (pounded, dood? It's hard to make out) away... Hard. I don't know how I did that!
: Hee hee.
: (Something, hundreds?) exploded EVERYWHERE-
: I don't care. Go (finish?) your fucking stream.
: Oh my GAWD. Soaked!

I don't think it's super dramatic. At least Kat gives the pig courtesy laughs. Whether the I don't care, get out of my face attitude is meant to be funny or a legit 180 on the convo is anyone's guess. She is very weird and on happy pills, so no way of knowing. If we're going off each of their stories, Kat did lie her ass off to Subaruman for convenience until the bitter end, and Phil made an active effort to pay more attention to Leanna when it was clear she was going to flee the coop.

At least we know that Kat is the type of person to find a wet pigroach hilarious, or to fake it. Match made in scammer heaven, people.

EDIT: Slightly less DOI wording.

 

[Who Can Say]

These days I dont know if he's genuinely scared or doing his usual grift. You did this, Phil. You created this public clown show that is your life. Even if one day you pass away from a heart attack on stream, most of the chat would be filled with comments like "nothing I could do dood" and "bugged life mechanics, man" that would look like an episode of the twilight zone to a random onlooker. When will you wake the fuck up?
So often this dude will legit sound like he's at the end of his rope, experiencing the kind of stagnation in life that can only be fixed by completely changing up your lifestyle and outlook, yet its hard to feel any sympathy knowing all the other shit he's said and done over the years.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Phil is brainstorming. He's confused and wondering why all the cheerers and subs aren't transitioning to tipping.

"You can't get doxxed from paypal!"

"Looks like we have a bunch of asshole conspiracy theorists in the chat, they're outta here! I'm not going to put up with your bullshit!"

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP: "Chat why don't you tip me?"
Also DSP: "I'm going to ban every conspiracy theorist."

Bruh, they're just telling you why they won't tip.

 

[tomstone]

randomly checked his stream and money/paypal rant and a lot of bans its pretty chill and fun

 

[Dandelion]

This is one of the most unhinged beg segments I've ever seen.