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Big ups to the 3 whales/wallets (Germworm, Shirtlessmofo, and Oroturtle) that all but propped him up last month as well. You really show the trolls by paying for another dudes lifestyle/ mortgage and gambling addiction that he himself can't afford. Please don't ever stop draining your bank accounts into Phil's money pit.
 
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IHateMyJob said:
Big ups to the 3 whales/wallets (Germworm, Shirtlessmofo, and Oroturtle) that all but propped him up last month as well. You really show the trolls by paying for another dudes lifestyle/ mortgage and gambling addiction that he himself can't afford. Please don't ever stop draining your bank accounts into Phil's money pit.
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It's like when phil says hes gotta be the man of the house and take care of his "family". Nah, dood pretty sure 3 whales are the Men of your house taking care of your "family".
 
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totally believable... and even if it was true, it'd be sad as fuck

these whales are subhuman
 
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Finally Phil is becoming fun again!

I love that he expects money from Twitch, he knows subs were REFUNDED but he still expects that money. He's completely addicted to it.

Twitch has to LEGALLY pay him because Machinima paid him when he got removed from their partner program... This is a grown man saying this.

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BallBuster said:
Wings has gotten better over the years. He has the worst trolls by far which really fucks with his personality some days. He’s legit the most likable but he’s super apprehensive because of how bad his trolls are.
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Wings actually has the trolling problem that DSP claims to have.

I believe Wings used to be a lolcow, and still has his lolcow days, but now he's more just a beaten down and miserable man who occassionally lashes out. I don't think Wings has eaten an entire slice of humble pie for all his shortcomings, but he's had a half-slice.

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Wings is still a garbage person but he doesn't rage anymore now that he's on meds. At the very least he's self-aware.
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I think the ability to be self-aware almost DQs someone from being a lolcow. It's the one trait they all share no matter what.
 
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Poor DSP, that sweet summer child, seems to have already forgotten that those no good mentally ill nudniks already have his bills laid out before them from the bankruptcy and his largest expense is a mysterious $5k+ a month going towards his "business". There is nothing that is a mystery to anyone who he owes and what he owes, it's purely obfuscation on his part that people are wanting clarified.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
If Phil were to clearly and accurately lay out his monthly bills, it would result in his identity being stolen, and the end of his life.
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His excuse is completely backwards. He says if he told everyone his financial details, it would generate all kinds of conspiracy theories.

No, Phil, the reason there are so many "conspiracy theories" about your spending is because you've never articulated in any way how you spend $5,000 a month on a business that's still using a 480p webcam and a decade-old used laptop with Windows 8, and you have to fundraise every one of your console purchases several times over. Your vagueness and obfuscation about your income and spending create conspiracy theories.

No one said he needed to give us account numbers and names of the companies, just explain item by item how you add up to $5,000 a month in expenses, which he documented in his public bankruptcy filing.

Actually, you know what, he's right. He can't tell us his financial details. If he did, it would prove he lied to the government to get his bankruptcy approved and is spending thousands of dollars a month on gambling instead of his business.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Oh yeah, this one is just a lost case.

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Oh he likes doing math? I've got a math problem for him to solve.
If the cookie monster bakes two batches of cookies a day and in each batch he bakes 200 cookies and he only rests and doesn't bake any cookies one day a week, how many cookies does cookie monster bake a year?
 
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So now Philis using Twitch for fundraising again. Yeah he can kiss that partnership or even affiliate goodbye. I seriously doubt that Twitch wants anything to do with him now. Wait till it's the middle of May and now instead of Twitch's payment only a generic e-mail comes saying "due to your stupidity we keep all the cheer money. Have a nice day"
 
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Fragarach said:
What the hell is it with Phil's chat and always asking him about what foods he likes/prefers? This dude's so dull that his stream chat basically spam him with questions like "Phil, what do you think of Mimosas?" and "Phil, do you prefer pancakes or waffles?". Bunch of retards, I swear.
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Because they are basically guaranteed a free response from him. They are mostly attention seeking, Phil will always respond to food questions.
 
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Fragarach said:
What the hell is it with Phil's chat and always asking him about what foods he likes/prefers? This dude's so dull that his stream chat basically spam him with questions like "Phil, what do you think of Mimosas?" and "Phil, do you prefer pancakes or waffles?". Bunch of retards, I swear.
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Cause that's about the only thing he'll ever respond to without there being money necessarily attached to it. If you ask him about ANYTHING else, other than something about the game he's begrudgingly plays (cause he'll sperg out), he says "I DUNNO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. Okay? Okay."

Ninja'd.
 
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Fragarach said:
Bunch of retards, I swear.
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Got it in one. But honestly, what can you actually ask Phil about? "What's your favorite movie?" Don't think in black-and-white like that, dood. "Top ten RPGs?" Can't think about that now, I'm playing a video game, idiot! "(Sociopolitical question)?" GTAB. "What are you and Kat up to on your day off this week?" Mind your own business, asshole.

You can only approach him with the most milquetoast topics and then it's an 80% chance he'll blow you off anyway.
 
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