Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[EyelessMC]

"16 days ago" it says. Does anyone want to cross-reference what she blogged or may have written on her witchblr account 16 days ago?
Nice find either way. If it really is Angie then it shows the massive contrast between her and essentially every other witchblr we've come across.
Despite her betrayal of us, she really is--as far as we know--the most decent of any "witch" so far. She's not abusive to her child like that evil mother you discovered, she's not abusive to her hamster like the freaks FuzzyBro noticed on Tik Tok, she's not smearing bodily fluids anywhere, she loves her family and even deeply appreciates her racial ancestry. Also she's actually been through rough times in life, unlike most WitchToks and Witchblrs whoo exaggerate stubbed toes for victim cred,

There's a reason she'll always be a thread favorite, green hair and cinnamon toast spell jars included. If only she had a bit thicker skin online. Still, after the things she had alluded to being through in this thread I'm surprised she's not some willfully self-destructive BPD mess like the OnlyFans thots. What a wonderful thing is true love, how it heals and strengthens us all. Love is a powerful thing...

And it doesn't even need charging under moonlight.

We must find a child born on January 1st, 1988. For they are the most powerful off all witches!

Quick! Someone try to figure out roughly how old Angie is!

[Kurdishgoddess]

"Our ancestors did it so it's a legitimate spiritual practice. Don't judge me!"
Imagine a Mayan making this argument

[video of middling attractive woman showing she has as much body fat as she has gray cells ]

I don't get your reference but I like the idea. As for her:
This is a woman who has rocks in her head. They rattle whenever she moves and she confuses that for a cogent thought, because her skull cavity has no brain. Just rocks. Her stupid blather and droning beat poetry makes her seem like a 70's college student who got dislodged from time.

Spoiler: endless dry heaving

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This entire video woman...

I hate western astrology so much you guys. So much I can't even have fun with it.
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That video...took a turn. That aside, you're not alone there about horoscope nonsense. Good on you. Every girl I know likes that stuff and I don't understand why, and all of them know it's stupid but they still like it. It's like the DBZ of female hobbies.

And finally, have some non-Catholic, non-Christian, weed-nuns

I thought you were joking. I thought this was just a really elaborate LARP. Now I just hope the cannabis isn't soaked in...bodily fluids.
As for their beliefs, they complain about "patriarchal religions" but these broads know better than to ignore the moon!

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Also, calling the creator god a "her"? UMMM?? Excuse me, HIS name is "God" and HIS pronouns are "He/Him/His".
Respect his pronouns and check your created privilege!

 

[NoReturn]

She's not abusive to her child like that evil mother you discovered

Speaking of Tomatillo, she's dropped another example of her stellar parenting technique in /r/WitchesvsPatriarchy

I also think we're in for another dead "familiar".

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Bunny's got the 'rona.

Bonus unrelated thread content:

Naruto, the enemy of all witches!

I am a rock, I am an iiiiiiiiiiisland.
You know, people like this are actually SO CLOSE to getting it, but because everything they know is caught up in identity politics and tumblr-born-bullshit they are just every so slightly off of the right path.

Spoiler: I got one

I'm sure Cailleach and Brigid are thrilled with this representation.

 

[PlumSyrup]

So I posted this in the wrong thread so uh, here's a link and I'll quote it.

Spoiler: tldr

I don't think she deserves her own thread, but I recently learned about the weird internet world of weird nazi pagans, and that has lead me down a curious rabbit hole of internet pagan drama. I'm going to be frank that I'm more in it for the lolcows and I don't know anything about European paganism and I also don't know much about Ancient Greece. So how accurate their TOTES RECONSTRUCTED paganism is, is completely beyond me, and if any Kiwis know anything about this stuff and would like to dig into this, please go ahead.

Anyway, meet Aliakai Gauch/Ashleigh Gauch, a writer, polyamorous nonbinary Hellenistic pagan, vore enthusiast with a chip on her shoulder about Greek people.
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ah, the face of someone who gave up a major in nutrition.

Spoiler: vore nonsense

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She claims to be Haida and I have no idea if that's true or not, nor how to verify it. She could be, or she could just be another Rose Christo. At one point she said there are only 13 Haida families so that's probably traceable. She also says that she is one of the only speakers of her native language, but later says she never learned it, which would make English her native language. Is she registered with the Haida tribe, though? Nope, by her own admission, apparently her great-grandfather removed their family from the registry, so she's unlisted despite being half Haida. Her author Facebook page is almost entirely posts about being Haida.
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She's also a Youtuber who makes videos on Hellenic Paganism. I guess there is a part of the Greek Hellenistic pagan community the feels like it's cultural appropriation and that only Greek people should worship the Greek Gods, and these people are referred to as "folkists."

Here is some of the interactions she has had with the YSEE... it's pretty deranged on all sides.

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truly everyone involved in this is awful

This is the part where I'm not really sure about who's in the right here, but everyone involved kind of spergs out about it. the YSEE threatened to contact the UN to get her to stop making videos, and she just keeps making videos saying the same things over and over about them. Here are a few:

Is the YSEE a Bigoted Pagan Sect?
What is a Folkist? And Why Are They Wrong?
Fluffy Bunnies and Woo Oh My! @Ocean Keltoi

Her hobbies include: fighting with the YSEE on Twitter, bringing being Haida into every conversation, fighting with a guy who used to write for Patheos on Twitter (who, in turn, spends his time threatening to sue non-Greek people) I guess, and writing bad books. I can't find the videos on the Angelo Nasios guy, so perhaps they were taken down? But apparently she made several.

I dunno man if I wanted to worship Zeus's meaty rape dick and Greek people got mad at me I would simply continue to worship him. It's not like they can stop me. There are plenty of gay Christians and plenty of Christians who say gay people go to hell, and that doesn't take their Christianity away. There's a lot more to this stuff than what I covered, she's been at this for years and I only just found this, but I don't know a lot about Ancient Greece so I can't say much more besides her ongoing back and forth drama with the Greeks.

Here's here Youtube, Twitter, deviantart, and Facebook, author Facebook.

Since writing this I also discovered a video where she and her cohosts "expose a predator" for going after a minor. The video is mostly focused on his "folkism," how he was involved with a folkist organization, how they wanted him to stop going to folkist services (or whatever the non-Christian equivalent term is), how they don't think he's a real polytheist because he doesn't own any statues, talking about how many statues they each own, talking about how he was obnoxious to play D&D with and how his character would touch their characters without consent because he's a cat... and then 27 minutes into the 38 minute video, they address his behavior towards a minor. Priorities, much?

My original post wasn't supposed to be super informative since I had just found her and don't know enough about paganism or ancient Greece to really know exactly how crazy she is, but I just want to add that after looking into her online footprint a little more, I think she really is native. I was unsure just because so many white people say they are for attention, but her old DA has references to it going back to when she would have been an actual kid and I just don't think most people would start faking it that early. She still seems a bit cowish though.

tl;dr everyone wants to practice everyone else's religion and everyone gets mad at people for doing it and everyone else is getting mad for people getting mad at them for practicing a different culture's religion... and all of this is more upsetting than adults hitting on minors.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sounds like a good way to get yourself known as ”that bitchy dyke”.

 

[Flexo]

Speaking of Tomatillo, she's dropped another example of her stellar parenting technique in /r/WitchesvsPatriarchy
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I also think we're in for another dead "familiar".

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Bunny's got the 'rona.

Bonus unrelated thread content:
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Naruto, the enemy of all witches!
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I am a rock, I am an iiiiiiiiiiisland.
You know, people like this are actually SO CLOSE to getting it, but because everything they know is caught up in identity politics and tumblr-born-bullshit they are just every so slightly off of the right path.
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Spoiler: I got one

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I'm sure Cailleach and Brigid are thrilled with this representation.

Nice! I discovered Sabaton literally yesterday and they are my new favorite band.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Nice! I discovered Sabaton literally yesterday and they are my new favorite band.

You'd also probably like Powerwolf and Blind Guardian.

 

[NoReturn]

Nice! I discovered Sabaton literally yesterday and they are my new favorite band.

Songs for Flexo:

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Spoiler: Dumb shit also for Flexo

On-topic music suggestions:

Spoiler: But I actually like them so they get spoilered

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BasicWitches is being gross again

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I highly doubt this dog is her familiar. Much like Tomatillo, most of these people seem to think a familiar is just a pet. It's not.
Traditionally, a familiar is a spirit, but not always. Even Wikipedia acknowledges that one dude's poodle. That said, it still has certain criteria it would need to fulfill, and I don't think a cuddly little "pupperino" is going to be able to complete the duties of a true familiar.
It's like they're using the same logic as "emotional support animals" on magic.
Can a pet be a help to people with actual mental disorders? Yes.
Does your average "neurodivergent" sperg have an anxiety disorder that actually necessitates a trained animal? No.
Are any of these morons even using a trained animal to begin with? Or training their pet to fulfill those duties? Hell no.
Put another way, I'd be more willing to accept one of the following as a "familiar" (since they have jobs) than I would just a normal pet.

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Spoiler: And also this

Side note, I tried to find stuff on the WitchesVsPatriarchy tumblr and there was nothing. Despite the title it's just become a political blog at this point.

 

[Monolith]

Nice! I discovered Sabaton literally yesterday and they are my new favorite band.

Spoiler: This is relevant, I swear.

 

[Flexo]

Note to self: kill @NoReturn and @Dante Alighieri last.

EDIT: and @Monolith

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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Nair, the ancient magickal secret.


Imagine you come back to your ex's place to pick up your clothes and when you get home you put on your underwear and discover that there are ants feasting on a bay leaf sugar mixture.


That's fine, just have a romantic dinner over a nice bowl of pasta.


If you are so distressed by the rap by your boss then I suppose he doesn't have any good beats.


Is it slenderman?


I wonder, are witches that work with period blood more or less mentally stable than self harmers?


I think a lot of these people could benefit from visiting a dominatrix who pretends to be a greek god or something.


For starters you could stop using so much eye shadow. You look like a raccoon.


Thanks for this information.


Oops.

In these times you have to be a really shitty person to wish sickness on someone.


How about calling the police for starters? Telling a teacher would be better than this.

 

[NoReturn]

That's fine, just have a romantic dinner over a nice bowl of pasta.

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Is it slenderman?

No, it's bigfoot.

In these times you have to be a really shitty person to wish sickness on someone.

Shitty person in general and *puts on wizard hat* shitty witch as well.
There's no personal benefit to hexing people. Even if it worked, all you've done is tied yourself and your "energy" to another person who you don't like. You've basically signed up for the spiritual equivalent of a parasite for no payoff except schadenfreude.

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Spoiler: TikToks in here so we don't crash the page

Don't use purchased phermones, it's gross. Just make your own.

Of course the daughter of politicians is a swindler. Teeheehee

Bonus content: Vampires!
Two years ago the "Vampire Court of Austin Texas" made the news with these two:

Well I decided to follow up on them and apparently "Daley South" is no longer just a vampire. She's a "Naked VampFae Polyamorous Witch"

She's in something called the ShadowCast Coven and they are a... show/podcast... thing... where they act like a bunch of screeching retards.

And yes, she has a TikTok

Why do they all look like this?
It's ok, though, I know how to deal with vampires.

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[Agarathium1066]

Shitty person in general and *puts on wizard hat* shitty witch as well.
There's no personal benefit to hexing people. Even if it worked, all you've done is tied yourself and your "energy" to another person who you don't like. You've basically signed up for the spiritual equivalent of a parasite for no payoff except schadenfreude.

Personal take but I can see some justification for a hex or that sort of thing if you've no real recourse due to them having authority. It's wiser to just dismiss their bullshit and keep forward but for some it grants them the feeling of having taken some sort of action to 'right' things. It's better than stewing in your anger, also depending on the 'kind' of hex one does not necessarily have to devote a large amount of time to it.

Why do they all look like this?

Because they're all sad, pasty-faced karens or a pathetic man with ratty facial hair. Sometimes the cover of the book really does tell you what's between the covers.

 

[NoReturn]

Personal take but I can see some justification for a hex or that sort of thing if you've no real recourse due to them having authority. It's wiser to just dismiss their bullshit and keep forward but for some it grants them the feeling of having taken some sort of action to 'right' things. It's better than stewing in your anger, also depending on the 'kind' of hex one does not necessarily have to devote a large amount of time to it.

You're very right that the best thing to do is dismiss and move on.

Spoiler: Noreturn's magic rant

You're right it's probably about soothing hurt feelings.
Take this chick for example:

She glosses over the "intention" part and mentions it is "generally safe for baby witches". The spell's purpose here is probably just to make someone think they made a guy's peepee no work, not to actually give someone ED. Doesn't matter to the person doing it, though, because it worked. They feel better.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Spoiler: Noreturn's magic rant

You're right it's probably about soothing hurt feelings.
Take this chick for example:
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She glosses over the "intention" part and mentions it is "generally safe for baby witches". The spell's purpose here is probably just to make someone think they made a guy's peepee no work, not to actually give someone ED. Doesn't matter to the person doing it, though, because it worked. They feel better.

Spoiler: Dick Magic?

That's a generic as hell spell that really is just the equivalent of writing an angry journal entry slagging off a co-worker or what have you. I've seen and heard plenty of other options, spell jars and that sort of thing are very much too and are usually 'fire and forget' much like these. I also think most have about as much effect, you feel like you 'got them'.

Also slowly build a habit of being extremely vengeful which a lot of people seem to have fooled themselves into thinking makes them 'strong' rather than a vexatious little shit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Isn't the way she went to some other Tumblrina and asked how to ”mend her relationship with Aphrodite” just a rip-off of the confessional and doing penance?

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

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Not sure if many people in this thread believe in black magic or not but funnily enough there are spells that break up couples. They're some of the most basic spells, going all the way back to Babylon. The fact these people aren't aware of it proves most internet 'witches' are just larping though.

It's a great example of religious pluralism.

If she ever decides to become Muslim she only has to add a star to it.

I know you're probably being semi sarcastic but muslims want nothing to do with this kind of degenerate nor her idolatry. We have no symbols in our religion, the moon and star are an Ottoman symbol with no religious basis. Plus tattoos and witchcraft are sins so there's that too.

Isn't the way she went to some other Tumblrina and asked how to ”mend her relationship with Aphrodite” just a rip-off of the confessional and doing penance?

Sort of but I'd argue its still pagan enough to not be comparable. God is all powerful and doesn't need you to 'mend your relationship', you submit and repent. These people treat their gods like friends or family they had a falling out with rather than a higher power. Imagine saying 'hurting their feelings' in reference to god, its insane.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know you're probably being semi sarcastic but muslims want nothing to do with this kind of degenerate nor her idolatry. We have no symbols in our religion, the moon and star are an Ottoman symbol with no religious basis. Plus tattoos and witchcraft are sins so there's that too.

I know, and I'm taking the piss a bit.

That said, she'd probably fit in with the progressive ”Muslims” on social media who are in dire need of a Riyadh flying lesson.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

That said, she'd probably fit in with the progressive ”Muslims” on social media who are in dire need of a Riyadh flying lesson.

For sure, I knew a guy living in London who practiced witchcraft (not as a larp), never prayed because he said he didn't need to because god loves him already and was an open homosexual yet still said he was Muslim. The latter is a major sin but the former two take a person out the religion but he never stopped saying he was Muslim. It's shameful to have people like that represent us in any way.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I knew a guy living in London who practiced witchcraft (not as a larp), never prayed because he said he didn't need to because god loves him already and was an open homosexual yet still said he was Muslim.

Speaking as a Catholic I have to deal with the same sorts of people who think they can disobey everything that the Church stands for and then lecture traditionalists about the Faith.

Globohomo, as anyone religious learns quickly, wants to make religion subservient to its ideology of free love and atheism - it's worth noting that the only religions it allows are pozzed ones like neopaganism and Unitarianism.

 

[PunchCat]

Spoiler: Witch & Pagan Music for Classy People

Alternatively, if you're @Marshal Mannerheim, pull up Lohengrin and fantasize about the days of Catholic knights curb-stomping pagans.