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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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So we have a new full timer. I can’t wait for tommie to do the same thing and never leave
Earl's tire inflation op only caused him to roll his Blazer last round. The word I got from HNIC is that this next tire set to explode with the force of 2lbs of semtex. It's got various sensors to detect the towed load and an LED countdown timer just like in the movies. Jarod ain't making it back to CO.
 
The boys are replacing the dilapidated wooden stairs that go to the front door with a lovely metal unit.
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The 450lb load capacity won't be enough to handle Kevin and Fat Paul at the same time. Luckily Kevin doesn't go outside.
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The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.
 

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The boys are replacing the dilapidated wooden stairs that go to the front door with a lovely metal unit.
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The 450lb load capacity won't be enough to handle Kevin and Fat Paul at the same time. Luckily Kevin doesn't go outside.
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The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.

That looks like something that gets wheeled up to a passenger plane after landing.
 
The boys are replacing the dilapidated wooden stairs that go to the front door with a lovely metal unit.
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The 450lb load capacity won't be enough to handle Kevin and Fat Paul at the same time. Luckily Kevin doesn't go outside.
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The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.
metal = manly.
 
Ok, go ahead and rate me late, but is Jarod away from the Tranch and eating at torchy's tacos or is this just an old photo he took the last time he was there?
There were some old photos of him going out to lunch with his mom, pre-troon out. They might've been at Torchy's, I guess it's a place he likes. I will post them if I can find them again - I thought they were boring so I didn't post them before.
His mom said that she was happy he said "I agree with you" and joked about that being rare. His mom is so obviously desperate for affection from her son, and he just uses her house as a storage locker. Ungrateful.
 
Talking to a 12 year old earlier and told them about the 200 alpacas on 36 acres. Their response was 'That's insane'.
If a 12 year old gets it, how can these supposed grown ups not get how fucked this situation is!?
Because it is really pure insanity what they are up to, bringing back asylums seems like a totally essential idea, lock up the loons, say I.
 
Do they eat anything else other than tacos, burritos and hot pocket everyday ? 🤢
And it's always takeout. These NEET motherfuckers live on a so-called ranch and everything they consoooom is from some actual people in town. Not their own shit. I don't even see any of them wearing alpaca wool products (full of twigs and weeds and shit), but they have corporate-produced alpaca meme T-shirts ordered off redbubble or some shit.

LARPing faggots.
But the Tranch, also being true "you can't tell the difference" "we ordered men's shirts only" women, does not care about these details. It is unusual, I wonder what the difference between them could be???
Lmao even they know they're men, and nothing but men. They barely even pretend to be women in any way. They just know there are woke points to be earned just by claiming it. But if their bullshit means they have to buy clothes that won't fit on their male bodies, suddenly they forget this principle.

They know they're men. They don't even believe delusionally that they're women. It's just pure fake bullshit, a scam.
 
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