Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StraightShooter2]

Butternut Squash-isms:

* Wooed her with my wooing words
* A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
* Mocha man
* Stud
* Chill dude
* Bias judge
* I work in an office for a large company
* I have a college degree
* I'll buy you a shake
* I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime (followed by heavy e-mail/text carpetbombing before getting booted)
* Kicking my disability's ass
* You don't have a duty to him
* She had a duty to warn
* Subtle invitations
* Misrepresentations
* Invasive and Troubling
* Dingus Chad

Add your own.

*Fatty McPatty
*PianoStud
*Fit as an ox

 

[Blasterisk]

Butternut Squash-isms:

* Wooed her with my wooing words
* A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
* Mocha man
* Stud
* Chill dude
* Bias judge
* I work in an office for a large company
* I have a college degree
* I'll buy you a shake
* I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime (followed by heavy e-mail/text carpetbombing before getting booted)
* Kicking my disability's ass
* You don't have a duty to him
* She had a duty to warn
* Subtle invitations
* Misrepresentations
* Invasive and Troubling
* Dingus Chad

Add your own.

* Don't get I get you, TAYLOR Swift

 

[The Great Citracett]

Butternut Squash-isms:

* Wooed her with my wooing words
* A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
* Mocha man
* Stud
* Chill dude
* Bias judge
* I work in an office for a large company
* I have a college degree
* I'll buy you a shake
* I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime (followed by heavy e-mail/text carpetbombing before getting booted)
* Kicking my disability's ass
* You don't have a duty to him
* She had a duty to warn
* Subtle invitations
* Misrepresentations
* Invasive and Troubling
* Dingus Chad

Add your own.

*Saggy Pants Thug
*The Chocolate-in-Chief
*My Flexible Black Barbie
*I came to her with Progressive Plights
*I'ma own dat Boat!
*Barbie dolls are supposed to be sensual
*I stood head and shoulders above the other men
*Treat yo self!

There's just so many...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Now he's totally meeting up with famous musicians:

Oh please. I've known some famous musicians in my life. It's not that hard or glamorous a gig even if they've made actual songs that got radio play. Hell my great-Uncle used to be a crooner back in the day, had a pretty nice life living off the royalties too.

Pipsqueak's version of this is he probalby knows a guy who knows a guy who went out with his sister and who's willing to give him some pointers and help him with his image because nobody remembers him because he's in his 40's working as an accountant in a firm and plays music on the weekend with his "band".

I think I've been in most of the casinos included and I love casino carpets, but I also love drinking so I'm gonna guess booze gave me carpet amnesia.

I haven't been to Vegas in years but I gotta say some of those carpets are amazing. I want something like that in my mancave / game room. It would totally up my game.

He could attempt to show off his “incomparable sex drive.”

Images of Chris-Chan showing off how he'd pleasure a blow up doll to a bunch of lesbians comes to mind.

 

[Miss Misery]

It’s the worst, isn’t it? You’re stuck at your gate doing fuck all for 45 minutes, and those machines are RIGHT THERE next to you, and it’s a welcome relief from the grey misery that is the rest of the airport. And before you know it, you’re out the price of at least a very expensive dinner.

It’s bloody brilliant.

Also McCarran has smoking lounges.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Constellationzero]

* Uhhh...sometimes I say troll-y things!
* You don't understand...my family keeps pushing and pushing!
* Hashtag Swifted
* This I promise you: There Will Be Blood
* Knocking Skordas on his ass with my awesome evidence
* Upper Class Limo
* Morgan Freeman Owl
* Where are HIS FRUITS?
* Stop talking about that guy who grabbed Taylor Swift's butt--that's STOOOOPID!
* Taylor Alison Swift
* I'm a great guy
* Lemme EXPLAIN!

 

[Clovis]

Do you have a link to that? It sounds funny.

 

[Pip Squeak]

My favourite Russism comes from the Ariana Grande trial when he’s getting the headteacher treatment from the judge. To hear him just state, “I feel stupid” as the plaintiff in the middle of a court session he was so cock sure about winning just kills me.

I wanted it to be the words under my sexy profile pic but I’m too daft to know which bit I edit to do that. I feel stupid.

 

[Clovis]

Butternut Squash-isms:

* Wooed her with my wooing words
* A WOO HOO HOO! A WOO HOO HOO!
* Mocha man
* Stud
* Chill dude
* Bias judge
* I work in an office for a large company
* I have a college degree
* I'll buy you a shake
* I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime (followed by heavy e-mail/text carpetbombing before getting booted)
* Kicking my disability's ass
* You don't have a duty to him
* She had a duty to warn
* Subtle invitations
* Misrepresentations
* Invasive and Troubling
* Dingus Chad

Add your own.

"Ariana the bigot"
"Mentally ill trolls"
"You deserve a better life, right here with me"
"One star review for you, Deserae" (singling out a woman to patronise when he didn't get an interview a a lawfirm).
"she shafted him"
"Greer is possibly blacklisted from Hollywood"
"Cockblocked" in a legal document, no less.
Barstools meant for "Large truckers" so he couldn't climb on to them.
"Ready to woo my hooker"
"Shock-jock"
Calling Tulsi Gabbard "Baberaham Lincoln" When he messaged her.
Any salty variation of "She doesn't like nice guys"
"Your cousin is awesome to have you"

But my favourite will always be the mysterious head tightening and trauma lumps.

 

[CWCissey]

I wanted it to be the words under my sexy profile pic but I’m too daft to know which bit I edit to do that. I feel stupid.

Go to your account settings and look for 'Custom Title'.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Go to your account settings and look for 'Custom Title'.

Thanks to you and @The Un-Clit I’m as autistic as everyone else now. I’m home.

 

[moocow]

Also McCarran has smoking lounges.

They really cage the poor bastards in, too. And of course there are slot machines inside the little glass prisons. The funniest part is the casino worker who monitors the machines in each smoking lounge stands at a podium outside the lounge. Even the workers avoid containment.

 

[Dontfeedthelulz]

PL and unrelated but at my work, I'm pretty heavily involved with people with disabilities - "speds." There's even a young man with the same disability as Russell. What gets me moti is that Russ had a charmed life compared to the kids I work with. He's never faced any actual hardship and yet insists his plights are the worst thing that could happen to someone with a disability. I've heard the most heartbreaking stories from clients - physical and mental abuse, legitimate discrimination, and straight up human rights violations, and Russtard has the nerve to say HE suffers because of his disability? He has no idea how lucky he is.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

PL and unrelated but at my work, I'm pretty heavily involved with people with disabilities - "speds." There's even a young man with the same disability as Russell. What gets me moti is that Russ had a charmed life compared to the kids I work with. He's never faced any actual hardship and yet insists his plights are the worst thing that could happen to someone with a disability. I've heard the most heartbreaking stories from clients - physical and mental abuse, legitimate discrimination, and straight up human rights violations, and Russtard has the nerve to say HE suffers because of his disability? He has no idea how lucky he is.

It will never click for Rusty how lucky he is. He refuses to acknowledge that there are disabled people that have had it worse than him and continue to do so. He has mentioned that the only time he ever felt cared for was when he paid for a GFE. I have no idea how his parents chose to rear him, but the fact that they adopted him, took care of him and his operations, allowed him to essentially have a shot at a somewhat normal life within their community kinda proves that they do love him despite him being a miserable piece of shit. They still continue to bail him out, just not to the extent as the kill list incident.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It will never click for Rusty how lucky he is. He refuses to acknowledge that there are disabled people that have had it worse than him and continue to do so. He has mentioned that the only time he ever felt cared for was when he paid for a GFE. I have no idea how his parents chose to rear him, but the fact that they adopted him, took care of him and his operations, allowed him to essentially have a shot at a somewhat normal life within their community kinda proves that they do love him despite him being a miserable piece of shit. They still continue to bail him out, just not to the extent as the kill list incident.

I wonder if they told him after the harassment guilty plea that he was on his own next time. He may have moved to Vegas to get away from them as Evanston isn't far from SLC by car. They may have encouraged this because he'd be moving far from Erika too. He was so aggressive towards her because she was local, he thought he was going to get to fuck a pretty girl for free. Now I'm sure he'll latch onto some unfortunate local girl in Vegas, but let us hope she doesn't feel sorry for him and files a police report straight away.

EDIT: And to shift the conversation away from Russ's dick, I wonder how he's reacting to the fact that Yovanna hasn't done her part in his script and fallen in love with him.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I wonder if they told him after the harassment guilty plea that he was on his own next time. He may have moved to Vegas to get away from them as Evanston isn't far from SLC by car. They may have encouraged this because he'd be moving far from Erika too.

They are too nice for their own good, I doubt Russell would spend hundreds of dollars on a janitors salary on whores and songs, in between having to pay court fees. Unless mommy and daddy were giving him a little help. They were too nice to Russ because all it taught him was he could do what he wants, blame his disability for acting out and his parents and mormon peers would forgive and tolerate it

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

EDIT: And to shift the conversation away from Russ's dick, I wonder how he's reacting to the fact that Yovanna hasn't done her part in his script and fallen in love with him.

My money's still on him reacting exactly how when Ariana and Taylor didn't follow their scripts and fall in love with him: Escalating stalker behavior followed by disability discrimination lawsuit when he's even slightly rebuffed.

Similar to the Chantal cycle, I'm a strong believer in the Russ cycle:

1) New victim is identified
2) Very basic romantic gesture: "I sent her my song/flowers. Now I'm just waiting for her to say yes!"
3) Stalking & escalation: He'll harass his crush, her associates, friends, and family
4) Litigious pipsqueak/BTFO'd in court. His target smashed his cloud 9 and stabbed him in the heart. Time for a new target.

I would argue that even the Erika and Bunny Ranch sagas followed the same basic Russ cycle.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My money's still on him reacting exactly how when Ariana and Taylor didn't follow their scripts and fall in love with him: Escalating stalker behavior followed by disability discrimination lawsuit when he's even slightly rebuffed.

Similar to the Chantal cycle, I'm a strong believer in the Russ cycle:

1) New victim is identified
2) Very basic romantic gesture: "I sent her my song/flowers. Now I'm just waiting for her to say yes!"
3) Stalking & escalation: He'll harass his crush, her associates, friends, and family
4) Litigious pipsqueak/BTFO'd in court. His target smashed his cloud 9 and stabbed him in the heart. Time for a new target.

I would argue that even the Erika and Bunny Ranch sagas followed the same basic Russ cycle.

I predict a hard crash this time. When he sent his video, he was practically picking out his wedding tux it seemed to me.

 

[Pip Squeak]

He’s very quiet at the moment. His hit single has been worse than a disaster, all the feedback is about how fucking creepy he is and he’s spent a small fortune for nothing other than to entertain us. He’s just lost another AGT audition. He’s not heard back from Yovanna and he has probation hanging over his head. The male escort guy has figured out which sock he’s using and has told him where to go again.

I think this is the calm before the storm. He’s seething. He’s faithfully checking his email every 15 mins and that bitch has still not told him she’s on a plane to Vegas. Local radio isn’t even playing his work of art and the brothels are still shut.

There’s gonna be spit and grease all over that apartment of his.