Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Jack Awful]

Do you think the obedient masses would sacrifice Spot and Mittens if Lord Fauci demanded it

Yes, if it was packaged and broadcasted correctly.

 

[Mrs. Addams]

Weren't the Chinese throwing cats out of apartment buildings when this all started?

2020 was one heck of a crazy year.

 

[Lichen Bark]

Weren't the Chinese throwing cats out of apartment buildings when this all started?

The Chinese do that all the time, that's just how they tenderize the animals before they eat them.

 

[knobslobbin]

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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That is so fucking gay, it has to be photoshop.
Please tell me its photoshop...

which has the chance to create variants and repeat the process.

Do you have the slightest fucking clue how evolution works?

Another moron that doesn't understand what choosing to be a living disease vector means. If people could hunt down those who were the cause of their family members dying due to a preventable disease because of conservatives' conscious effort to continue being walking safety hazards, there would be less anti vaxxers.
Wonder what the excuse will be once Pfizer gets FDA approval at the end of the month.

Oh hi there Moviebob.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Imagine being a little pissbitch about these numbers. And these are the cooked numbers at that.

 

[JosephStalin]

The State has made it obvious that this is not and never has been about the “science.” Study after study has found that masks do nothing to prevent spreading covid outside and yet cities are actually implementing mask mandates again after the Karen’s complain. Seems like “education” just makes people more compliant and mentally ill. I know my doctor’s going to ask me why I haven’t taken the vaccine when I see him, and I’m really not looking forward to having him treat me like I’m some conspiracy nut for preferring to take my chances contracting the virus rather than injecting a rush job vaccine into me.

If I am asked I just tell them I don't trust the government. Have been tested three times since December, latest test last week. Negative every time.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Another moron that doesn't understand what choosing to be a living disease vector means. If people could hunt down those who were the cause of their family members dying due to a preventable disease because of conservatives' conscious effort to continue being walking safety hazards, there would be less anti vaxxers.
Wonder what the excuse will be once Pfizer gets FDA approval at the end of the month.

If you don't like me refusing to take the vaccine, just use your imagination and pretend I'm a far-left anti-vax celebrity like Jim Carrey or Robert DeNero: then you'll be okay with it and continue supporting me.

If you think I'm a monster for avoiding social distancing guidelines, just make belief that I'm a BLM protester peacefully smashing windows and setting fires.

If you don't like me claiming that COVID-19 isn't that big of a deal, just use your imagination and pretend I'm Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer in February 2020.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Too late, there have already been dogs that have been put down because of the mere potential that they could be a carrier for the virus. This happened around April or so of last year. Then again, it was just a few cases so maybe some will go to that extreme while others will tell big daddy gov'ment to piss off.

Anyone who put their dog down because of Covid deserves to get sick and die from these shots. What kind of monster would kill their pet due to paranoia that they might carry the virus? Heartless bastards fuck them too.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Now the real fun begins...

https://twitter.com/johnkruzel/status/1389954166420824072 (https://archive.ph/64tGX)

 

[4AMPudding]

I would put literal money down that even once the FDA approves Pfizer, people still won’t get it. They won’t fucking get it three years down the line. I trust the decades of work done on the mRNA delivery system that the COVID vaccine uses over letting loved ones die.
The risk is worth it. People did the same when the smallpox vaccine came out.

I will never ever get the vaccine, FDA approval or not.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Any dumb ape can use youtube-dl.

I understand that consistency is a bit hard for you, so I'll break it down for the functionally retarded.

The common cold isn't made solely of coronaviruses that have the spike protein, like the TERRIFYING PROOF VACCINES AREN'T EFFECTIVE!?! (There is a future youtube title for you.) research paper says can play an additional role in the COVID-19 disease.

Another moron that doesn't understand what choosing to be a living disease vector means. If people could hunt down those who were the cause of their family members dying due to a preventable disease because of conservatives' conscious effort to continue being walking safety hazards, there would be less anti vaxxers.
Wonder what the excuse will be once Pfizer gets FDA approval at the end of the month.

did all the chink bots decide to join kiwi farms to get their propaganda out there? Fuck this thread is full of bovine.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Now the real fun begins...
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Shit is about to fly.

Keep a real close eye on the real estate market with this. A LOT of people will be out on the streets and it's going to shake the market up. Especially foreclosures for houses. It might be a prime opportunity to search for a house if you have the downpayment and a steady/secure job.

Also, I'm betting property taxes are going to be really nuts next year.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Shit is about to fly.

Keep a real close eye on the real estate market with this. A LOT of people will be out on the streets and it's going to shake the market up. Especially foreclosures for houses. It might be a prime opportunity to search for a house if you have the downpayment and a steady/secure job.

Also, I'm betting property taxes are going to be really nuts next year.

Wonder how the media's gonna blame trump for this

 

[Scale Smerch]

Now the real fun begins...

Shit is about to fly.

Keep a real close eye on the real estate market with this. A LOT of people will be out on the streets and it's going to shake the market up. Especially foreclosures for houses. It might be a prime opportunity to search for a house if you have the downpayment and a steady/secure job.

Expect this to get appealed shortly, this isn't a can of worms the Dems want opened right now given the political risks (although the ruling being by a D.C. judge suggests this can has now run out of road). It's a lot like Yellen's interest rate comments she very quickly backtracked on earlier this week, all these Covid-related economic measures cannot feasibly continue, but they have to continue so the current crop of politicians aren't the ones left holding the bag.

This summer is going to be wild.

 

[deeplyhigh]

I would put literal money down that even once the FDA approves Pfizer, people still won’t get it. They won’t fucking get it three years down the line.

Correct. Flu shots are FDA approved and I don’t get those either, so why would I get this? Furthermore, you should read some of the Phase 3 trial data and FDA approvals for different meds. If you think the FDA only approves the most effective meds, I have a bridge to sell you.

 

[Meriasek]

So basically, our constitutional court has admitted that curfews are scientifically dubious, but they decided to not give a shit and allow them anyway for the time being.
And given how long their decisions usually take, the curfews will be dropped anyway by the time they're declared shite.

 

[Terrifik]

someone copied but thats ok.

 

[NoReturn]

Spoiler: off topic response

Yeah funny how you have to abandon what you know sometimes, to see what is really going on.

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I don't know if this has been posted before. I'm have searched but can't get anything to come up.

Can anyone read Italian?

Nota 96

www.aifa.gov.it

This is the notice of reclassification of Vitamin D, of how and when it can now be prescribed.
There was a decrease of consumption of over 30% from Nov19-Jul20.

Weird coincidence I think.

Jesus. I didn't even think of the possibility of people making vitamin d a prescription substance.

 

[The handsome tard]

Just so everyone knows I am the person in society who is in support of the lockdowns and pro-vaccine pushing including but not withholding to vaccine passports.

-Also, Biden is your president
-Climate change will be addressed
-Black people dindu nuffin
-White people are sad and pathetic (they are either japanophiles, hate themselves or cry online and do nothing at all).
-Derek Chauvin is guilty
-Israel is the hegemony of society

Do something about it. How many L's can you keep taking before you clue in?

Have a nice day.

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"But I cant pay the bills because clients arent coming because of the hostile enviroment!"
Bills: WE DONT CARE!

As a business owner, this shit makes me wonder how that one survived the initial "purges"...but it looks like a damn fancy place so it probably it was so rich the whole year went on like a breeze, money is not a problem when you have more of it than you know how to spend.

Besides, whenever a client comes in without mask I just tell them its fine and that I too want the government to fuck itself. Talk about creating a hostile inviroment...

Restaurants were place to relax a bit and eat some good food but it became another source of stress.

1930s: "We're in a depression because of the Jews!"

2020s: "We'll never reach herd immunity because of the anti-vaxxers!"

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/03/health/covid-herd-immunity-vaccine.html?smid=url-share

Dr Fauci: Those who refuse to take the vaccine will be..."educated" at the camps, then, of course, we shall all be safe from this virus finally. And then the republic shall be reorganized into the FIRST.GALACTIC...EMPIRE!!

Don't get distressed. As other's have said, this was never going away anyhow. We missed the window to eliminate it and it was bound to just become endemic. That doesn't mean that it's the end of the world or humanity. It doesn't have to be unless we lay down and accept the shackles and permanent pethood to our betters. Even if wuflu was genetically engineered, left to its own devices it will still trend towards becoming more mild so it can have a niche with the other cold viruses.

Consider all the really miserable plagues of the past. Your ancestors lived through those and left you a world that at least had a convincing illusion of freedom. Spanish flu might have sucked (and was way more deadly and had no vaccine), but eventually it burnt itself out into the background flu strains and life went on. We still had the world of 2019, for all it's shitty problems and limitations, but we were at least back to being around people and just living life. It can happen again if we take a stand for it at some point. We just need to be willing to let go of hygiene theater and accept that we're never going to win the War on Death, so we might as well make the most of the time we have.

Also if you are a fatty getting a Large meal or three at the golden arches, you should probably make peace with the fact you've been on Team Death for sometime now. Still your personal choice, but let's not pretend that isn't sabotaging the goal of maximizing lifespan.

Yeah, we have bred a culture of people being in their own bubbles and ignoring the problems in the hopes that they will go away (remember "Ignore the bullies and they will leave you" ? Guess teaching kids that wasnt such a good idea in hindsight...or rather it was genius).

I honest to God cant understand that, even after ONE year and, lets face it, on the way for a SECOND one, people are still running on the "if I obey hard enough, things will become normal again" mentality. "If I just start wearing it on the car and outside, things will be normal again"...I see these people constantly, not looking bothered in the slightest...or rather they are but..."Meh, soon we wont have to"...said one year ago.

You dont get it now, do you? This is our future because people cant be bothered out of their safe comfort zones nowadays and most of them are terrifed of getting hurt and much more of dying. We are a generation of cowards who had been raised to just take it from the world and wait for it to leave us alone...because that is doing a fat load of good lately, aint it?

People get the world they deserve...