Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Imagine permanently branding yourself the most disgusting and hated of all sex predators and thinking that's a win.
This is the C U Next Tuesday brain trust in action.
The common line is that Dick needs a heel or else things get slack. That makes sense in the context of Biggest Problem, a mano e mano program. But the appeal of The Dick Show was that this loudmouthed off-putting bozo somehow had the moral high ground, at least insofar as one believes that frivolous lawsuits aren’t something that anyone “deserves.”
Maddax’s proclivities put the events leading up to the lolsuit in a different light. The lolsuit was pants-on-head retarded but Mental Jess’s meltdown makes much more sense now than before. Back when Maddax used Marie as a shield and pretended to be utterly baffled at how someone would try to get her fired. The whole origin story of Maddox and Maddax splitting is now cast in a much different light.

Maddox is doing his retarded Bananadox shit but has not defended pedophilia for getting close to year. Any high ground Dax might have had against Maddox is gone and then some.
 
Back when Maddax used Marie as a shield and pretended to be utterly baffled at how someone would try to get her fired.
Hmm. That reminds me, Maddox vaguely inferred that Dax was much worse of a person than anyone thought, but that always came off like a bluff. Was he, in all his autistic awkwardness, trying to imply that Dax is a true and honest pedophile? And that's why Metal Jess tried landing Marie in hot water?
 
Hmm. That reminds me, Maddox vaguely inferred that Dax was much worse of a person than anyone thought, but that always came off like a bluff. Was he, in all his autistic awkwardness, trying to imply that Dax is a true and honest pedophile? And that's why Metal Jess tried landing Marie in hot water?
If I can believe George is smart enough to realize he can never say "Dax is a pedophile" without substantial proof of the sort that needs to go to the police, hmmm.

Go through the breakup of the podcast with the assumption that George is convinced Dax wants to diddle kids. See if your hypothesis fits the known facts.
 
If I can believe George is smart enough to realize he can never say "Dax is a pedophile" without substantial proof of the sort that needs to go to the police, hmmm.

Go through the breakup of the podcast with the assumption that George is convinced Dax wants to diddle kids. See if your hypothesis fits the known facts.
The one thing that comes to mind was an episode of Biggest Problem where a pedophile wrote in talking about how it was such a struggle for him, and Maddox weirdly took an empathetic stance on him. It didn't seem like Maddox himself was a pedophile, but rather that he tried to understand what the guy going through. Dick never condemned Maddox of that, but I don't remember him having much to say. That might be worth another listen.
 
Hmm. That reminds me, Maddox vaguely inferred that Dax was much worse of a person than anyone thought, but that always came off like a bluff. Was he, in all his autistic awkwardness, trying to imply that Dax is a true and honest pedophile? And that's why Metal Jess tried landing Marie in hot water?
If I can believe George is smart enough to realize he can never say "Dax is a pedophile" without substantial proof of the sort that needs to go to the police, hmmm.

Go through the breakup of the podcast with the assumption that George is convinced Dax wants to diddle kids. See if your hypothesis fits the known facts.
I can't speak for now (as I mentioned before it's within the realm of possibility that Dick has a CP stash but that's a pretty big accusation), but I really don't think that Maddox genuinely believes/believed Dick was a pedophile. What I do know is that in the first episode of "Biggest Problem", Maddox brings in "families" as a weird "fuck you" to his own upbringing ("Biggest Problem" indicates that Maddox's childhood was sort of weird, and I know that Dick did meet Maddox's parents and formed his own opinion that seems to line up with Maddox's view of events), which he then brings back into "families protect pedophiles", which indicates that he would readily throw his friends under the bus if he actually believed as such.

If Dick was a pedo beyond a doubt and Maddox knew back in 2016, it means that he knew about this for years, through the lawsuit and through all the gay ops, and chose to say nothing, making him a hypocrite and a scumbag that covered him for years. It also wouldn't make sense if he knew that and decided to sue Dick for a million bucks (or whatever) instead of just blackmailing him.

As for other "much worse of a person", most of Dick's shitty behavior is by own admission. He hated MundaneMatt and still holds a grudge against him for siding with Maddox's vague statements about how bad Dick was, which might raise some eyebrows about what "dirt" Maddox was holding, but again, if we're talking about an immoral alcoholic, "holding a lifelong grudge for a relatively minor offense" is going to fit right into that.

I don't know enough about Metal Jess and her issue with Marie.
 
I think assuming Maddox has some hidden virtue just because we were wrong about Dick doesn't really track..
Who said anything about Maddox being virtuous? Hanging out with people you suspect but cannot prove to be diddlers isn't moral excellence, even if you do eventually turn on them and launch gayops.

As Xarpho says, the biggest hole in that possibility isn't that Maddox isn't a good enough person. It's that he's too dumb to realize hauling off and throwing out pedo accusations would end very poorly for him.
 
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I can't speak for Maddox's actions at the time, I don't know how much was exaggerated by Dick, the lolsuit was pretty damming and maybe Maddox was still in love with Marie, IDK. That being said, I still can't get over Dick bragging about banging Maddox's sloppy seconds, while Maddox was with Metal Jess who's totally hotter than Marie. Like, in what world was Dick the winner in that situation?

I can't speak for now (as I mentioned before it's within the realm of possibility that Dick has a CP stash but that's a pretty big accusation), but I really don't think that Maddox genuinely believes/believed Dick was a pedophile. What I do know is that in the first episode of "Biggest Problem", Maddox brings in "families" as a weird "fuck you" to his own upbringing ("Biggest Problem" indicates that Maddox's childhood was sort of weird, and I know that Dick did meet Maddox's parents and formed his own opinion that seems to line up with Maddox's view of events), which he then brings back into "families protect pedophiles", which indicates that he would readily throw his friends under the bus if he actually believed as such.

If Dick was a pedo beyond a doubt and Maddox knew back in 2016, it means that he knew about this for years, through the lawsuit and through all the gay ops, and chose to say nothing, making him a hypocrite and a scumbag that covered him for years. It also wouldn't make sense if he knew that and decided to sue Dick for a million bucks (or whatever) instead of just blackmailing him.

As for other "much worse of a person", most of Dick's shitty behavior is by own admission. He hated MundaneMatt and still holds a grudge against him for siding with Maddox's vague statements about how bad Dick was, which might raise some eyebrows about what "dirt" Maddox was holding, but again, if we're talking about an immoral alcoholic, "holding a lifelong grudge for a relatively minor offense" is going to fit right into that.

I don't know enough about Metal Jess and her issue with Marie.
I bet the terrible secret is that Dick portrays himself as this fun party guy with an active social life when in reality he's just a boring off-putting asshole that no one really likes and his only friends besides Shawn, people like Ethan Ralph and Reilly, hang around with him for clout. Like maybe at the youtuber party where Dick said he pinched Mundane Matt's tits, Matt had friends and was socializing with people and everyone was just kind of avoiding Dick because he's a pain in the ass to deal with.

I made a post earlier in this thread about his iTunes numbers. His podcast is clearly not that popular and his audience seems to be made up of incels, retards and a small sliver of Maddox's early 2000s fanbase that he hasn't run off yet.

Consider this: Maddox's Youtube channel still has a 250,000 subscribers, while Dick has around 30k. Now I'm not debating that Dick is better at monetizing his band of retards, but I'm pretty sure to this day Maddox has a bigger audience.
 
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New Episode Today.
Some talk about the news girl, the audience gave a great boost to her OF, Dick fucks up the into.
Wood's more expensive, invest in BirchCoin, it's fucking mad. Dick most affected because he just wants to fix his deck. Burning Man is cancelled again, which is a shame because I wanted to get my cock sucked. It's actually pretty ironic that the party made around being against the grain is just falling in line without any resistance. Dick whines that the normies invaded, I blame Malcom In The Middle. It's just a mess related to money, just do drugs alone this year guys.
Bigwigs are very against crypto, so that tells me it's extremely important. More talk about crypto and money, good to know but I'm not writing that shit down. Menthols are getting banned because Biden hates black people, go smoke some Cools if you aren’t raycis. Maddie eats some notes, some talk about the dog. Newsom is getting g recalled, put Maddox on the ballet, prisoners are getting released in order to create safer prisons:story:
Jenner is totally gonna win, it’s too funny to not happen. Some dude on Jeopardy got in trouble for the circle thing, it’s all so tiresome. The kids are fucked from now on, it’s actually scary. There’s a chicken shortage, more hardships for the Black Community. The English “People” in the UK don’t do laundry, some stats for you, get a job. Some letters, Hitler was autistic because he was obsessed with trains.
Some updates on the fat contest, I wish everyone luck and success but holy hell does Dick have some THICCCC fans. Some dude name Big D calls in, he wrote in last week talking about his terrible medical condition that gives him cysts all over his body. I would have already killed myself if that was my life, fuck man. Seems like a good guy, hope his live gets better. He bounces, and Madcucks calls in with Hackthemovies. They talk about the new Mortal Kombat movie, it’s shit and unsexy. It’s some fun riffing on a shit movie, a classic idea that never dies.
CJ calls in, and now he’s gay instead of just a faggot. His bf has high functioning autism, they haven’t had sex yet due to some medical issues, surgery, and CJ refuses to take anything up the ass. He literally blames traps for being the gateway to homosexuality. His mom and dad are having some drama that sounds like it sucks. Turns out he was an interzonal agent after all.
Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
 
CJ calls in, and now he’s gay instead of just a faggot. His bf has high functioning autism, they haven’t had sex yet due to some medical issues, surgery, and CJ refuses to take anything up the ass. He literally blames traps for being the gateway to homosexuality.
Don't want to be insensitive here, but if you are the one who can't move a lot, and you are gay, you've got to be the catcher. What did he think would happen if he was gay? That he'd never get a cock in him? Explains the hatred of females. Ralph aside, is there anyone who is a Dick Show regular that is a heterosexual male anymore? Appears to contradict Dick's ultimate chad being with tons of girls persona he wants to foster for the show.
 
Don't want to be insensitive here, but if you are the one who can't move a lot, and you are gay, you've got to be the catcher. What did he think would happen if he was gay? That he'd never get a cock in him? Explains the hatred of females. Ralph aside, is there anyone who is a Dick Show regular that is a heterosexual male anymore? Appears to contradict Dick's ultimate chad being with tons of girls persona he wants to foster for the show.
One, I don't personally have experience fucking the disabled unless you count mentally, so that's their problem to figure out.
And two, I can't find the greentext right now, but I have it on good authority that fucking men is actually the most Chad thing you can do.
 
Don't want to be insensitive here, but if you are the one who can't move a lot, and you are gay, you've got to be the catcher. What did he think would happen if he was gay? That he'd never get a cock in him? Explains the hatred of females. Ralph aside, is there anyone who is a Dick Show regular that is a heterosexual male anymore? Appears to contradict Dick's ultimate chad being with tons of girls persona he wants to foster for the show.
These guys are gay the way guys in prison are gay. They want to get laid but are unable or unwilling to do what it takes to get a girl to touch their penis. So they just go gay because someone will fuck them. Crippled Jesus lied about a hooker giving him a blowjob and as we saw from his leaked chats was unable to flirt with an e-thot who was patient with him. So much like some guys in prison turn gay because it’s the closest option available, the C U Next Tuesday crowd turns gay or tranny to increase their odds of getting laid. If it wasn’t for being in Dax’s wack pack, Crippled Jesus would have already offed himself by now.
 
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I can't speak for Maddox's actions at the time, I don't know how much was exaggerated by Dick, the lolsuit was pretty damming and maybe Maddox was still in love with Marie, IDK. That being said, I still can't get over Dick bragging about banging Maddox's sloppy seconds, while Maddox was with Metal Jess who's totally hotter than Marie. Like, in what world was Dick the winner in that situation?


I bet the terrible secret is that Dick portrays himself as this fun party guy with an active social life when in reality he's just a boring off-putting asshole that no one really likes and his only friends besides Shawn, people like Ethan Ralph and Reilly, hang around with him for clout. Like maybe at the youtuber party where Dick said he pinched Mundane Matt's tits, Matt had friends and was socializing with people and everyone was just kind of avoiding Dick because he's a pain in the ass to deal with.

I made a post earlier in this thread about his iTunes numbers. His podcast is clearly not that popular and his audience seems to be made up of incels, retards and a small sliver of Maddox's early 2000s fanbase that he hasn't run off yet.

Consider this: Maddox's Youtube channel still has a 250,000 subscribers, while Dick has around 30k. Now I'm not debating that Dick is better at monetizing his band of retards, but I'm pretty sure to this day Maddox has a bigger audience.
They both stream to similar numbers of people on twitch (50-70). At least when Dick streams, which is curiously short as of late. Guess Commiefornia isnt as locked down to force his hand at pianostreams as it was.
 
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