New Episode Today.
Some talk about the news girl, the audience gave a great boost to her OF, Dick fucks up the into.
Wood's more expensive, invest in BirchCoin, it's fucking mad. Dick most affected because he just wants to fix his deck. Burning Man is cancelled again, which is a shame because I wanted to get my cock sucked. It's actually pretty ironic that the party made around being against the grain is just falling in line without any resistance. Dick whines that the normies invaded, I blame
Malcom In The Middle. It's just a mess related to money, just do drugs alone this year guys.
Bigwigs are
very against crypto, so that tells me it's extremely important. More talk about crypto and money, good to know but I'm not writing that shit down. Menthols are getting banned because Biden hates black people, go smoke some Cools if you aren’t raycis. Maddie eats some notes, some talk about the dog. Newsom is getting g recalled, put Maddox on the ballet, prisoners are getting released in order to create safer prisons

Jenner is totally gonna win, it’s too funny to not happen. Some dude on Jeopardy got in trouble for the circle thing, it’s all so tiresome. The kids are fucked from now on, it’s actually scary. There’s a chicken shortage, more hardships for the Black Community. The English “People” in the UK don’t do laundry, some stats for you, get a job. Some letters, Hitler was autistic because he was obsessed with trains.
Some updates on the fat contest, I wish everyone luck and success but holy hell does Dick have some
THICCCC fans. Some dude name Big D calls in, he wrote in last week talking about his terrible medical condition that gives him cysts all over his body. I would have already killed myself if that was my life, fuck man. Seems like a good guy, hope his live gets better. He bounces, and Madcucks calls in with Hackthemovies. They talk about the new
Mortal Kombat movie, it’s shit and unsexy. It’s some fun riffing on a shit movie, a classic idea that never dies.
CJ calls in, and now he’s gay instead of just a faggot. His bf has high functioning autism, they haven’t had sex yet due to some medical issues, surgery, and CJ refuses to take anything up the ass. He literally blames traps for being the gateway to homosexuality. His mom and dad are having some drama that sounds like it sucks. Turns out he was an interzonal agent after all.
Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.