You're insane. If she ever figured it out, you would divorce me immediately. "Our relationship is based on a lie" "You're not the man I thought you were" etc.
Holy shit, i thought you wanted to lose your virginity. Whats all this, I must marry the first girl i sleep with, shit?
I absolutely lied about my virginity the first time. It would have probably killed the mood.
I never said this, you are just autistic. Maybe get a girlfriend first, before you start worrying about marriage.
Is obvious you, like me, are getting tired of this.
Agreed. He wants some hollywood magic film where the QT pixie girl virgin makes the first move, and falls in love with him and they elope to europe and get married and live happily ever after.
15! If only i was so lucky to have a woman at that age.
Listen, man. No one here thinks you're a based gigachad for throwing a centa-page pity party about how you can't get pussy because you're an insufferable faggot. No one cares about you rage-smugmasking whenever you click the trash negrate button. You just further prove the point that you're physically 30-whatever, but are mentally stunted. The only reason we're engaging with you is because we're laughing at you. We think it's funny to poke your buttons and watch you sperg about. This is probably the closest a girl has come to laughing at you? We're most likely bored and you're our afternoon entertainment. You're going to make half of us as obese as you from the popcorn we're consuming.
Just get a prostitute and get over it. You’ve built up losing your virginity and tied it to having a meaningful relationship with a woman. The two are not connected. Just have sex and you will probably be able to move on with your life instead of fixating on how you’re different. A lot of people have only had shallow or shitty relationships at your age.
As someone who spent some time of his life in incel communities: it's over for you boyo. This is why u inkel. Neck yourself and please, save us the attention whoring, you insufferable hobgoblin.
I'm going to pretend you're a woman and lie to you, because there's no way for you to ever tell anyway.
No woman wants a 34 year old virgin. Now leave and go cry in your coom cave, faggot.
Alright then, nobodies stopping you from leaving. As fun as it is to laugh at you, the thread was better when it wasn't being endlessly derailed.
OK, you will die alone and nobody will give a shit. For all we care you might "rope" right now. Even your family will probably be semi-relieved that the failure and family disgrace is gone.
Exactly like he said. You're fucking done for. Not only are you a mid-thirties virgin; you being an utterly insufferable faggot completely sabotages any chance, however small, of you getting any relationship, ever.
Fumigate yourself, nigger.
The only honest normie post in this thread.
Why would a chick let you blow her back out with that attitude? I get that you are ugly, but almost everyone has some kind of redeeming quality about them. Surely, you have some positive aspects about yourself if you are able to make friends. You said you are not like this with your IRL friends.
