Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[RodgerDodger]

Oh, shit that's infecte- HOLY FUCK THAT'S BONE. ABORT ABORT ABORT!

WHY THE ABSOLUTLE FUCK WAS THIS WOMAN NOT COMITTED BEFORE IT GOT TO THIS POINT?!

I know! When they talk about danger to self or others, this sort of thing is on the list. Very high on the list. I have seen and dealt with just about every horrible thing that can happen to a human being outside of a war zone and some of the more infested third world hell holes. Pretty much anything bad that can happen to a human being in a modern first world industrialized mechanized society. Been there, seen it, smelled the smells, picked up the bits, and rarely encountered anything quite this horrifying. Dear Canukistani Mental Health system, What The Fuck is wrong with you people!?!

 

[HangingOut]

Operation successful?

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Between the nerve photo, the recent summary posts, and that "Coldness in My Heart" link, this might be the most unsettled I've ever been by a kiwifarms thread.

And yet these chicken wing jokes are still making me hungry god damn. Guess I'll do takeout tonight.

 

[coolfresh]

Out of morbid curiosity I revisit this thread, and somehow every time I am retold that she scraped her bones with a spoon after my brain blocked out that information.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Reading posts from other parts of the farms is just.... *chefs kiss*.

I bet yall though the beauty parlor was just for makeup drama and fatties, huh? Lmao. Bitches be crazy. Kellys shingina is essentially what the UnClit would've been had Chris not been armed into going to the ER by catfishers.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Will she be forced to foot the bill?

This never would have happened if she'd just gone toe to toe with her problem. Now she kneeds to have her legs amputated. The doctors tried to patella her to stop, and she probably said she would, but she clearly fibulaed.

Sadly, her thirst for attention was her Achilles Heel. She soled her soul to the devil for fame. This whole thing is so morbidly shinteresting.

 

[moocow]

Sadly, her thirst for attention was her Achilles Heel. She soled her soul to the devil for fame. This whole thing is so morbidly shinteresting.

I'm going to kneed to put my foot down on this pun nonsense. It's going to take a joint effort for us all to knuckle down and pinkie-swear not to do this anymore. This story arch is fascinating, but we have to be on the ball to stay focused.

Ankle.

 

[Yutyrannus]

This update has made me pretty curious about medical waste disposal. I'm assuming amputated tissue is cremated, yeah? At any point in the process will crematorium operators see these half eaten drumsticks and be like "what the fresh fuck"?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

What in the world? What mod made this edit? I almost never go in Beauty Parlor, but somehow I'm not shocked that it's this much of a hugbox.

>Women
>Talking shit about other women
>Hugbox

You are going to be extremely shocked when you meet a woman irl.

Wanna see someone picking their brain to death through a infected eyehole?

Yes.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Damn, I though Munchie Kween Jacq was bad, now Vampire Kween Kelly takes the spot for Horrorcow

 

[SickSadGirl]

Finally after all these years her poor legs are maybe hours from gaining their freedom. RIP to those “strong dancer legs” you deserve to spend the rest of your days in a medical waste dumpster free from picking fingers and being smeared with feces.

 

[Übertroon]

It's kind of mind blowing there's literally nothing the medical/psychiatric sector can do to stop this lunatic from letting their body rot away to the point they either die or are a head and part of a spine hooked up to machinery kept alive by eldritch horror and modern science. I understand the concerns that indefinite involuntary commitment and restraints are a constitutional nightmare but still.

What the fuck?

They have the means. Just put this bitch in a straight and she'll be unable to hurt herself. But this is considered cruel and unusual punishment as society has decided to condone self destruction.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

Depends on the local/state laws and individual hospital policies.

Some medical waste, that's what things removed from your body like limbs, tumors, and diseased organs are, is incinerated in the hospital itself typically on schedule with other medical waste. Sometimes weird shit goes down and you're allowed to keep the body part, but that's increasingly rare these days as many hospitals have their own policies against it. There are some occasions in which the body parts must be treated respectfully and be cremated by a mortician or at a crematorium (fetal tissue for example).

 

[Iron Hamster]

Operation successful?

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She is so going to freak when she comes to.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Someone super glue a pair of oven mitts to this bitch’s hands. The line has got to be toed somewhere.

 

[Sithis]

I was kind of surprised she hasn't been permanently institutionalized, but apparently she's in canada, so it's not such a surprise anymore.

Kind of impressive though how high this chicks pain tolerance must be. If being a self mutilating cow doesn't work out for her she has a bright future making web videos where she lets bullet ants crawl up her ass or whatever.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The line has got to be toed somewhere.

Not by Kelly, that's for sure.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Loving the duality of the posts between us veterans being like “about fucking time” and the new people coming in being completely like

I mean tbf, my first comment irl after seeing this was “FUCKIN FINALLY.” Been watching this slag waste precious medical supplies and bedspace for what feels like a decade. This has been a lonnnng time coming and her legs have been a lonnnng time going.

What in the world? What mod made this edit? I almost never go in Beauty Parlor, but somehow I'm not shocked that it's this much of a hugbox.

It’s not, not by a longshot. We just hate having something on the front pge that leads to nine hundred “I’D STILL FUCK HER” thread comments from thirsty wankers. Clogs up the thread and no 1 curr.

I'm going to kneed to put my foot down on this pun nonsense. It's going to take a joint effort for us all to knuckle down and pinkie-swear not to do this anymore. This story arch is fascinating, but we have to be on the ball to stay focused.

Ankle.

I’d like to promise not to do it again, but we all know that would be a fibula.

Poor Kelly, no one’s gonna be asking for her digits after this fiastoe. But I feel most strongly for her legs. Gonna go out on a limb and suppose they end up in a pile of medical rubbish, alone and for-rotten. Femurdered in their prime.

Sad for you Kelly, but hey! Start working on those arms, maybe your face too. Time waits for no man or munchie, so shake a leg.

By the by, I had a thought earlier today. What if for just one second, reality broke through for a sliver of a moment as Kelly was being wheeled in for the anesthesia? She suddenly realizes, “oh my god, I’m about to lose both legs forever. My goddamn legs.”

And in one pitiful moment, she wildly thinks that she might tell the surgeons, “okay, I did it, it was on purpose, I won’t do it anymore! Time out! I give up! I’m done doing this to myself!” Maybe throughout this whole saga, she always thought that she wouldn’t actually lose her legs, just fuck them up. That they could be more or less fixed if she decided to stop. And now, as she’s going in for a double amputation, she realizes that she would like to stop.

But it’s too late.

 

[Ruin]

She must be having one hell of a dilemma right now. Her arms are the obvious next thing to start on but if those go too she can't fuck with herself anymore.

What do?

 

[rutinacea max]

To all other newbies: if you can stomach the gore, this is a good one to sift through.

i concur. this was one of the first threads on here i've read through in their entirety back when i was just lurking, and oh boy what a ride it's been.
on one hand i'd wish for her to go radio silent and get commited to a mental facility of some sort to try to get her shit together. on the other, i can't wait to see what happens next.

Sadly, her thirst for attention was her Achilles Heel.

the only heel she's got left now, huh