Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

I predict a hard crash this time. When he sent his video, he was practically picking out his wedding tux it seemed to me.

You know how Russ is a classic incel and thinks women are just vending machines that you just have to insert enough gifts into before they finally dispense sex?

He inserted SO MUCH COIN into the Yovanna machine. Recordings, actors for a video, paying for rubbish advertisements and to get on playlists...could it be he’s spent more on this effort than for any other woman?

No wonder he’s setting out his tux. In his mind, Russ put a MASSIVE down-payment on Free Instathot Sex And Associated Fame. Yovanna HAS to pay out! Otherwise it’s downright FRAUD! Why would he spend all this money if she wasn’t going to hold up her end of the bargain...every woman’s end? If lots of money is inserted, sex is dispensed. (In this case, the money was spent on attempts to flatter Yovanna, therefore Russ considers that money as more or less going to her, even if she doesn’t see a penny of it.)

I predict he will either explode with rage at Yovanna once he realizes her publicist’s “good job!” to him on her instagram is the only acknowledgement he will ever get from her...or he will fall into a steep depression, having wasted a lot of resources on an idiot project.

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I know BP chat already gets an earful of this but I’ll never stop saying it: LIFT WEIGHTS YOU TARD.

Somehow, Russ thinking that cardio and running on treadmills build muscle is the most idiotic thing in this thread for me lately.

 

[StraightShooter2]

You know how Russ is a classic incel and thinks women are just vending machines that you just have to insert enough gifts into before they finally dispense sex?

He inserted SO MUCH COIN into the Yovanna machine. Recordings, actors for a video, paying for rubbish advertisements and to get on playlists...could it be he’s spent more on this effort than for any other woman?

No wonder he’s setting out his tux. In his mind, Russ put a MASSIVE down-payment on Free Instathot Sex And Associated Fame. Yovanna HAS to pay out! Otherwise it’s downtight FRAUD! Why would he spend all this money if she wasn’t going to hold up her end of the bargain...every woman’s end? If lots of money is inserted, sex is dispensed. (In this case, the money was spent on attempts to flatter Yovanna, therefore Russ considers that money as more or less going to her, even if she doesn’t see a penny of it.)

I predict he will either explode with rage at Yovanna once he realizes her publicist’s “good job!” to him on her instagram is the only acknowledgement he will ever get from her...or he will fall into a steep depression, having wasted a lot of resources on an idiot project.

Yeah, and he's so oblivious that it doesn't dawn on him that there are actually richer guys and sugar daddies out there who can afford to buy much more lavish gifts than a $5 Starbucks gift card. How much does he think that Justin Bieber spent on Yovanna when they were dating?

I’ll never stop saying it: LIFT WEIGHTS YOU TARD.

Somehow, Russ thinking that cardio and running on treadmills build muscle is the most idiotic thing in this thread for me lately.

I think pretty much everything he's learned about the world has come from Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon shows. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a piece of shit who only cares about himself.

Also, he misspelled "moebius syndrome" in his hashtags.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The most interesting thing, at least to me, as far as pouring money into the Yovanna machine is that unlike Taylor, Katy or Ariana, Yovanna (or her social media manager) made the mistake of responding directly to Russ in a comment on his profile. That probably went a long way toward him thinking his efforts weren't for nothing, and going all out.

That could really set her up for some vexatious litigation.

 

[StraightShooter2]

The most interesting thing, at least to me, as far as pouring money into the Yovanna machine is that unlike Taylor, Katy or Ariana, Yovanna (or her social media manager) made the mistake of responding directly to Russ in a comment on his profile. That probably went a long way toward him thinking his efforts weren't for nothing, and going all out.

That could really set her up for some vexatious litigation.

The same thing happened with Farrah Abrams.

And no, a comment from a Twitter account saying something along the lines of "I like your music" isn't a legally-binding obligation to publish his music, suck him his pee-pee, play footsie with him in a red dress, or anything else that he wishes it was.

He seems to have the same mentality about ordinary women too, like how he went from Erika saying she liked one of his songs, to immediately claiming that "he was in a relationship with a model, and Chad the psycho was getting in between them".

 

[The Great Citracett]

Looks like he's bought another big bunch of instagram followers again. I haven't been keeping too close an eye on it but he was down below 1900, now literally overnight it's jumped to over 2550.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I think if Russell had been born into wealth or power, he would have been an Uday Hussein-type of bastard.

Also, now that I think of it - was Russ ever arrested (and/or posted bail) when he was charged for harassment during the Erika saga?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Also, he misspelled "moebius syndrome" in his hashtags.

Moebius Syndrome is facial paralysis. The lesser-known condition Moebious Syndrome is facial paralysis plus dwarfism.

 

[Pip Squeak]

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Well done Pipsqueak, you just burned off a teaspoon of hot chocolate.

This idea that cardio builds muscle really shows the extent of his narcissistic delusions. He thinks he’s pumped full of muscle. He has mirrors and still thinks he’s Mr Fucking Universe. It’s fascinating.

 

[Bridgeburner]

4 Miles an hour???. A 15 minute mile. What absolute shit

That's literally slightly faster than average human walking speed...

 

[AbraCadaver]

Well done Pipsqueak, you just burned off a teaspoon of hot chocolate.

This idea that cardio builds muscle really shows the extent of his narcissistic delusions. He thinks he’s pumped full of muscle. He has mirrors and still thinks he’s Mr Fucking Universe. It’s fascinating.

Pretty sure he sees groups of soldiers jogging along in training during war movies and he thinks, “they must be doing that to get strong!” Because his grasp of fitness is non-existent.

 

[The Dude]

He's never faced any actual hardship... yet. And don't forget that, when Shakespeare had Macbeth declare, "I bear a charmed life," it was about three minutes before Macbeth had his head cut off.

Russell has, so far, mostly managed to get into scrapes with people who have gone out of their way to be (or, at least, to appear) tolerant toward him. One of these decades that luck is going to break, and the longer it takes to break, the more unbelievable and devastating it will seem to Russell when it does.

When (not if) Russhole gets into legal problems again, it will not go as well for him in Las Vegas as it did in Utah. The courts will not take pity on him like they did in Utah because Vegas has a lot more crime of all kinds. These judges have to deal with thieves, junkies, pushers, hookers, pimps, rapists, murderers, and everything else in between at a much higher severity than Utah, so they will be a lot less inclined to pass Russhole off as some retard who just doesn't know any better. There are a lot more crazy people operating in Las Vegas and the judges realize that. When he bothers some poor girl and she presses charges against him for stalking and harassment, the judge will likely assume the worst of Pipsqueak, because stalking and harassment cases in Vegas often turn into rape and murder cases. It won't be some slap on the wrist psych eval and probation for Shit-lips, it will be serving time in the county clink. With his past pattern of behavior, Russhole really fucked himself moving to Las Vegas.

4 Miles an hour???. A 15 minute mile. What absolute shit

I think he's even lying about that. Russ' body is all fucked up and misshapen. He's got bow legs and duck feet, so when he walks its an awkward, slow shuffling. Not to mention he's got this weird skinny-fat physique where he's got the potbelly of a 55 year old accountant who enjoys his beer too much, but then he's got this flaccid bird chest and twiggy little legs and arms with no muscles. No way he's going even 4mph on a 95° incline or whatever he claimed. That treadmill was flat as his chest and at the lowest speed setting. Pipsqueak always makes up these obvious lies trying to make himself look impressive that everyone can tell aren't true.

Yeah, and he's so oblivious that it doesn't dawn on him that there are actually richer guys and sugar daddies out there who can afford to buy much more lavish gifts than a $5 Starbucks gift card. How much does he think that Justin Bieber spent on Yovanna when they were dating?


I think pretty much everything he's learned about the world has come from Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon shows. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a piece of shit who only cares about himself.

Also, he misspelled "moebius syndrome" in his hashtags.

But he can give them a better life! These super hot models and celebrities who are used to going out with filthy rich men who will take them on trips to their private islands using their personal yachts, buying them cars to drive that cost more than most houses, and giving them thousands of dollars on a regular basis for them to blow on shopping sprees...well these poor women just don't know what a good life really looks like. They need Russell Greer to show them what a better life is really like.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Just don't wear the mask while you jog if it makes it hard to breath, you sped.

 

[Cilleystring]

Just don't wear the mask while you jog if it makes it hard to breath, you sped.

I assume he loves wearing it at the gym because he thinks he looks normal if his mouth is covered and all the girls will be checking him out.

 

[TurdFondler]

15 degrees on a treadmill is just enough to make it comfortable to run on usually. It's not a big incline at all. 25 or 30 at 4.5 would be like walking up a steep hill. 15 degrees is probably close to the grade of a walmart parking lot, were you to start from the drainage low point.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's really more of a cardio warm-up than an actual cardio workout. While it makes him more active than many of our cows, it's not going to make him even cardio fit, much less a stud.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I assume he loves wearing it at the gym because he thinks he looks normal if his mouth is covered and all the girls will be checking him out.

Well, they'll be staring at him about how much of a weirdo he is. Seriously Russ, your brain has trouble getting oxygen as it is.

 

[TractorGirl]

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And people were horrified by our peen descriptions...

 

[Meredith Swift]

I wonder if he's hate-listening to Taylor/Ariana/Katy on those $10 earphones?

Has Russ said anything about getting the vaccine? It seems like the kind of thing he'd post about since he posts about most small deviations in his routine, and yet I don't recall seeing anything. It's a little strange because most people Russ's age have gotten at least one dose at this point. Is Crusty the Frown an antivaxxer?

 

[Fwiffo]

It's wet. Why the fuck is it wet?

You haven’t seen the pic where he’s holding it in front of his crotch, have you? That answers your question...

 

[super thug]

bragging about a 15 minute mile. no wonder he's such a pipsqueak.

given his retardation, it might be best that he leave the weights alone, he'd probably just end up hurting himself.