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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It's already gone and done that. Plus "LGBT" activism as well. The only social justice movement they haven't managed to completely take over is BLM, and that's not for lack of trying, it's simply because the vast majority of trans people are white.
And because the black community is far more homophobic than their handmaidens are ready to admit
It’s hilarious watching them trying to handwave it as THEY DIDNT REALLY MEAN THAT ITS JUST INTERNALISED WHITE SUPREMACY while the actual street niggaz are showing no love to homo thugs
 
And because the black community is far more homophobic than their handmaidens are ready to admit
It’s hilarious watching them trying to handwave it as THEY DIDNT REALLY MEAN THAT ITS JUST INTERNALISED WHITE SUPREMACY while the actual street niggaz are showing no love to homo thugs

And Racist. Ever notice how for some reason the Asian beatings never mention race when the person is dark skin?
 
Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.
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Deviant Ollam? Fuck, I liked his stuff. First Karl Kasarda of InRange with "Tacticool """GF"""" and now this?
I hope neither leads to more.
COW CROSSOVER ALERT! Deviant Ollam is a minor league Guntuber who is mostly known as a cringe antifa faggot who actively supports politicians with platforms based around taking the guns he claims to love so much. He's super pozzed and while it's a surprise he's aware of the tranch, it's not a surprise he's sucking their amholes now that he is aware of them. It's kinda a shame, Deviant has done some good videos with physical security and locks, lots of good Defcon talks, but he's an absolute flaming faggot 90 feet up troon's asses virtue signaling that he's not like those uneducated rednecks in the gun community. He's a physical security consultant who actually knows his stuff so he could conceivably help the tranch against the Earl menace. If you've ever seen a video of a Defcon talk about locks, you've probably seen Deviant.
Well sheeeeit. I liked his stuff but I wasn't aware of his politics.
I'd suggest they become demo men but I feel like they'd fuck that up somehow too.
They'd blow themselves up.
 
And Racist. Ever notice how for some reason the Asian beatings never mention race when the person is dark skin?
It's hard to maintain the absolute bullshit lie that there is some huge wave of racist violence against Asians when in fact it's almost entirely from groids if they bother to tell the truth. So they let this nonsense go on that there's some huge persecution of Asians going on when they ignore it's mostly angry groid apes chimping out.
 
I want more /k/ style dissections about how bad these cockless idiots are with guns.
Considering /k/ themselves are autistic retards who don't know anything about guns except whatever is flavor of the month on Instagram, I'd settle for people who actually do more with their guns than take pictures.
 
Considering /k/ themselves are autistic retards who don't know anything about guns except whatever is flavor of the month on Instagram, I'd settle for people who actually do more with their guns than take pictures.
What's sad is even Bonnie and Penny shoot more than most of /k/. Especially /arg/ with all their pristine brass deflectors but I digress. We are overdue for more footage from their "shooting range."
 
I want more /k/ style dissections about how bad these cockless idiots are with guns.
Likely going to get blasted for this by far more dedicated gun spergs, but their lack of skill with any given weapon pales in comparison to their weapon selections. Almost everything I've seen them buy are ARs chambered to 5.56, which means that optimistically, their max effective range is about 550 meters. This means in the wide-ass open terrain they're in, some fag with a WW1 era M1903 Springfield has over double their max effective range for a point target. This range difference may not sound like much, but keep in mind that they have literal zero cover and concealment between them and where "Earl" would likely set up. Were I "Earl," I'd buy the cheapest 30.06 rifle I could afford, a good tripod and scope, and then I'd find the point which had the biggest ODA between me and them. They have absolute zip to counter this, and if they did, they'd set it up in one of the windows of the tranch, which you could easily monitor.

If I was Earl++ with scary uber Nazi weaponry (anything I wanted that the US army had), I'd likely get to whatever good SBF position they have around their little hovel (they have a lot of these) and then go full cyclic on them with a M240b.
 
Likely going to get blasted for this by far more dedicated gun spergs, but their lack of skill with any given weapon pales in comparison to their weapon selections. Almost everything I've seen them buy are ARs chambered to 5.56, which means that optimistically, their max effective range is about 550 meters. This means in the wide-ass open terrain they're in, some fag with a WW1 era M1903 Springfield has over double their max effective range for a point target. This range difference may not sound like much, but keep in mind that they have literal zero cover and concealment between them and where "Earl" would likely set up. Were I "Earl," I'd buy the cheapest 30.06 rifle I could afford, a good tripod and scope, and then I'd find the point which had the biggest ODA between me and them. They have absolute zip to counter this, and if they did, they'd set it up in one of the windows of the tranch, which you could easily monitor.

If I was Earl++ with scary uber Nazi weaponry (anything I wanted that the US army had), I'd likely get to whatever good SBF position they have around their little hovel (they have a lot of these) and then go full cyclic on them with a M240b.
To be fair there's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's .300 WinMag Ruger Precision which he jerks off with - 'member when he posted the busty annie may gurl with that anti-materiel rifle? - that could reach out pretty far if Paul was a better shot than he is.
We hadn't seen actual footage of J who also owns some kind of bolt-action hunting rifle, but I doubt he'd be that much better with a gun than the average troon.
 
To be fair there's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's .300 WinMag Ruger Precision which he jerks off with - 'member when he posted the busty annie may gurl with that anti-materiel rifle? - that could reach out pretty far if Paul was a better shot than he is.
We hadn't seen actual footage of J who also owns some kind of bolt-action hunting rifle, but I doubt he'd be that much better with a gun than the average troon.
I thought he traded the RPR for the AR pistol he then put a stock on a couple weeks later
 
It's been well documented how much of a faggot Deviant Ollam is (and Karl) in the guntuber thread.
Such a shame about how much of a faggot Deviant Ollam is (I guess its in the name), I remember seeing his stuff at Defcon and was like this guy seems pretty respectable, guess I'll check his Twitter, and the first tweet I saw was one where he was getting upset about some teenager doing the OK hand meme.
 
To be fair there's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's .300 WinMag Ruger Precision which he jerks off with
He traded the bolt action for an braced AR pistol. I had to use the search function to find it because it was on page 154 lol
Almost everything I've seen them buy are ARs chambered to 5.56, which means that optimistically, their max effective range is about 550 meters. This means in the wide-ass open terrain they're in, some fag with a WW1 era M1903 Springfield has over double their max effective range for a point target.
Shit just send one of these into the propane tank they have outside, the survivors will probably ND into each other in panic.
 
I thought he traded the RPR for the AR pistol he then put a stock on a couple weeks later
Nah I checked and that was J who had an unspecified bolt-action. Paul still has his RPR.
He traded the bolt action for an braced AR pistol. I had to use the search function to find it because it was on page 154 lol
R8 me l8 you're completely right - I even remember the discussion about braces and SBRs.
 
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Looks like the tranch DID fuck over their fellow troons. Bitches man.
I had a feeling it would be them screwing over the queer developer they hired.
As a find commentary on their work, how crap does it need to be for a client to just pay you then go with a WordPress builder site instead? Would be amazing if it turns out to be our tranchers as its a cause he was really excited to work for.

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Hilarious that they still paid then used a website builder to build... that.
 
I had a feeling it would be them screwing over the queer developer they hired.

Hilarious that they still paid then used a website builder to build... that.
I'm almost certain they did this because, on paper, square has some real easy built in ecommerce features, and they're looking to maximize the grift by keeping Esty from taking their merchant cut. You can basically flip a couple switches on Square and you got a working shop and inventory.

Y'know, because obviously the roughest part of the wool sales has been Etsy skimming the top of all their abundant transactions...
 
It makes sense to make it yourself these days, those developer apps are great for building a basic site but then why hire a developer in the first place then?

The only reason I can think is to virtue signal about contracting queer owned businesses to do the work then paying because fuck it, it's only gfm grift money and plenty more where that came from.

I'm entirely willing to belive this one is on the troon developers being utterly incompetent and unable to even use basic dev tools to make the site in a reasonable amount of time to a reasonable standard. Especially given their own website, the fact they're a terminally online troon and the fact that troon is an antonym for productive. I think it's probably a 50/50 or tranch poor planning and troon dev incompetence (sprinkled with the tranch leadership's need to dictate every single thing to a horrific degree).
 
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