The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[SIGSEGV]

Modeling:

The open mouth makes him look even more retarded than usual.

 

[Based Department]

>inb4 it all gets rejected because, like all things on the tranch, they did not bother to actually consult an expert

 

[wopirish]

I can't imagine they have much in the way of mutton, those poor little things were starving and diseased babies that probably weighed fuckall. You really shouldn't eat animals that died of sickness but fuck it. Make tacos from it. Just twitter blog everything that results from it.

 

[Say What Now?]

Looks like the tranch DID fuck over their fellow troons. Bitches man.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.
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Modeling:
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Idk, I get the feeling one of the lambs died from neglect and they just decided to cook the thing.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like the tranch DID fuck over their fellow troons. Bitches man.

Their design was absolute shit and literal retards could design better.

 

[Deer Warts]

I'm not quite ready to give up on the lambs:

The Oxford dictionary defines lamb as 'a young sheep', or 'meat from a young sheep', while mutton is defined as 'meat from a fully grown sheep'. Meat from a sheep between the ages of one month and one year is served as lamb, while sheep older that one year is served as mutton.

 

[AMHOLIO]

L O fuckin L. They used those half-assed snapshots of Penny wearing the tees amid piles of crap as their product shots.
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"This T-shirt design was suggested by one of our guards and fully realized by BonezTeeth https://twitter.com/BonezTeeth". [Archive]
Kiwis that speculated Kevin helped design that shirt were wildly optimistic it turns out.

The face of the Alpaca Rape Shed:
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Nice to know you're into us too Josie.

Fucking moron doesn't even focus on his shirt in the first picture. Might as well be selling the cat.

For fuck's sake. They can't do anything right.

I try to remind myself this every time I am surprised in this thread. They really cannot stop fucking up. It's like an avalanch of failure: more and more little things keep piling up onto the central big fuck ups and it's terrifying watching it go out of control. ...for the animals and town at least, not them.

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Sincere thank you, this is the kind of know how I need. A lot of it is common sense but its still useful.

The only good thing Troons are repeatedly good at is destroying shit.

I'd suggest they become demo men but I feel like they'd fuck that up somehow too. Is there anything they're good for aside from tugboating?

They’re grifting for aid to help shear in may…
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This is why ranchers have children. Use your manchildren in the ranch, ladyees. They can't stay princesses forever.

That, and most ranchers are smart enough to know how many animals they can sheer vs how many they can take care of.

Here's the picture. His mom set it as her profile picture recently. She must really miss her son. Jarrod looks like a thumb. View attachment 2145255

Edited to add: this picture was taken in 2019 at Bonchon Colony, a Korean restaurant near Dallas.

Poor gal. She really has to let him go, he's batfuck insane and would hurt her sooner than help her.

I find these stairs to be very non-disabled-inclusive. Reeeee ableism!

A ramp wouldn't be a bad idea, actually: you could move appliances, stock, and packages in and out much easier. Everyone, including kevkev and his chronic pain, would have an easier time with it.

Modeling:

Troons doing anime o-face will never cease to be anything but laughable.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not quite ready to give up on the lambs:

The Oxford dictionary defines lamb as 'a young sheep', or 'meat from a young sheep', while mutton is defined as 'meat from a fully grown sheep'. Meat from a sheep between the ages of one month and one year is served as lamb, while sheep older that one year is served as mutton.

You're implying the troons know this.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.
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COW CROSSOVER ALERT! Deviant Ollam is a minor league Guntuber who is mostly known as a cringe antifa faggot who actively supports politicians with platforms based around taking the guns he claims to love so much. He's super pozzed and while it's a surprise he's aware of the tranch, it's not a surprise he's sucking their amholes now that he is aware of them. It's kinda a shame, Deviant has done some good videos with physical security and locks, lots of good Defcon talks, but he's an absolute flaming faggot 90 feet up troon's asses virtue signaling that he's not like those uneducated rednecks in the gun community. He's a physical security consultant who actually knows his stuff so he could conceivably help the tranch against the Earl menace. If you've ever seen a video of a Defcon talk about locks, you've probably seen Deviant.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Mxterchef Penis Logue

 

[S.C.U.D.]

So clean you could eat off it!

 

[Storfle]

Penny, you maniac, shoulder cuts should be slow cooked.

 

[AnOminous]

Penny, you maniac, shoulder cuts should be slow cooked.

They also shouldn't be from a lamb you cruelly allowed to die because of your absolute incompetence, but decently slaughtered. Fuck, even a halal or kosher slaughter would have been better than the slow death this poor animal got.

 

[Jump]

They also shouldn't be from a lamb you cruelly allowed to die because of your absolute incompetence, but decently slaughtered. Fuck, even a halal or kosher slaughter would have been better than the slow death this poor animal got.

They likely got that stuff at the walmart. No way they slaughtered it themselves. At least with out posting about the event on twitter.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I'm not quite ready to give up on the lambs:

The Oxford dictionary defines lamb as 'a young sheep', or 'meat from a young sheep', while mutton is defined as 'meat from a fully grown sheep'. Meat from a sheep between the ages of one month and one year is served as lamb, while sheep older that one year is served as mutton.

Oh man, so when they fuck the lambs we can't say that they're "nuttin' in mutton"? Boooo.

 

[who dare wins?]

Photo dump time. Look at the difference between their and their neighbors land.

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God fucking damn, imagine waking up to that and even thinking you are doing better for the environment than your neighbours. Garuntee whatever inspector comes around to that place and sees that would shut down the ranch under any circumstances, but alas, the trannies would just go "BIGOTS" and get their way I presume. I do think, will the tranch ruining the environment affect the greater area around the tranch? would there be a knock on effect?

The boys are replacing the dilapidated wooden stairs that go to the front door with a lovely metal unit.
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The 450lb load capacity won't be enough to handle Kevin and Fat Paul at the same time. Luckily Kevin doesn't go outside.
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The self-sufficient handymen of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch could've built a new wooden staircase. They could've hired a local carpenter to build a new wooden staircase, which would help to ingratiate themselves with the community. Instead they order a metal prefab unit that will look ridiculous.

Even one of them would cause the entire thing to collapse in on itself as they try to haul ass their firearms to shoot at the mystical alt right militia police AKA 2 dudes they pissed off too much

What did you expect? As much as they larp otherwise, these are city kids, and if they think they can solve a problem via ecommerce with direct shipping, they will. While the jokes about fat collapse are amusing, the first time they try to move any appliance or particularly hefty furniture up that, they're fucked. Two people and a couch, on a year old rusting unmaintained light duty steel staircase, its gonna be painful. And thats assuming they even install it correctly.

I'll laugh heartily if the first Fatality of the Tranch comes from a stair collapse.

Hell, who is even going to use the staircase in the first place? the rusting of the stairs would ward off even the tranchers from ever using the stairs at all after about 3 months of sitting out not being maintained at all

Yeah, I have no idea what kind of winters they're having there, but if they have snow and freezing temperatures it's gonna be nightmare. And would dogs have to use it too? Not all dogs want to use those kind of stairs. Once again they have made the worst possible choice, are they doing this on purpose? If (when) someone slips and hurts their back, more reasons to grift?

I don't think its on purpose, these people have proven time and time again they are bloody stupid, more stupid than the average city boy rolling around a rural town. I think they simply just looked at the time it would take to install wooden stairs and said "no fuck that" because of zero attention span and just ordered this thing thinking it will just magically work

Silent lambs. Guess we should have known better than to assume a trancher would be too squeamish to slaughter his pets.
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what flag is that in the background?

Mxterchef Penis Logue
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Gluttony, just pure gluttony is all I can say

 

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Photo dump time. Look at the difference between their and their neighbors land.

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I was going to joke "I guess we know the fate of that sickly sheep they shared a few weeks ago!"

That was a joke. Instead they just tactlessly suggested that happened themselves. I know it's definitely not the same sheep, but that's clearly what the person questioning Phillip was asking.

 

[Surfin Terf]

what flag is that in the background?

Peruvian (variant)

 

[wopirish]

So when the tranchers get sick from eating meat from animals that died of disease and malnutrition, what will they blame Earl for?

Sneaking in at night and garnishing or marinating the meat with paint thinner or something equally retarded?