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[Chilson]

My friend put one of their new jackbox vids on in the background while they potted plants (that's all RT is: noise). The only interesting thing was every time John spoke, he just sounded miserable. He talked about feeling anxious constantly, how he's working through his self hate problems with his therapist, and how he just wants people to leave him alone. Responses to a game that asks questions like "is Garfield sexy?" What a miserable cuck.

Because that's what an audience wants to hear. A miserable half-wit talking about his list of self-inflicted (and self-diagnosed) mental illnesses for pity points while playing a game designed to allow people to make edgy jokes with their friends.

 

[Physics Ninja]

How the fuck that dude became the boss of AH, I will never know. I share the same surprise Ray did when Geoff told him Trevor was the boss. Game kids Trevor? Like, what the fuck.

My guess is the talent positions of AH get paid a lot more than the talent wrangler position that Trevor now has. He seems like the type to take a higher position at less pay.

 

[Wingnut]

-At about 1:10:43 Trevor jokes about killing an entire town in Skyrim, including the children (you can't do that, they just ran away). Michael talks about how they would actually die anyway because Trevor killed their parents and all of the adults and there is no one there to care for them. He also brings up a fallout mod that lets you kill the children in the game. Trevor implies that he didn't actually want to kill them and there is anger in his eyes when Michael points out that he just said that he wanted to. Trevor responds with a high pitched "Weeeeeeell" and Michael changes the subject to something else and Lindsay (in an effort to placate Trevor I think) suggests that someone make a mod where you can adopt the children instead of killing them.

Sounds like Lindsay knows nothing about Skyrim either, there's an official DLC that gives the player the ability to build their own homes and adopt children.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Michael drank a milkshake earlier and did not take his lactase pills, he says because of this sometime later today he will be writhing around in pain and screaming

I don't get people who consume dairy despite being lactose intolerant, Ray does it too. It's not even "Oh I literally can't avoid it" it's them actually choosing to have dairy products. I know there's Lactaid but is it really that hard to just not eat dairy? IDK, maybe I'm just being ignorant as a privileged Person of Lactose Tolerance.

Lindsay says that it is ignorant to say that you learned about cultural differences (the only examples she gives are gender identity and sexual orientation) by seeing things posted online by people of different cultures

How the fuck else are you supposed to learn about it???

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't get people who consume dairy despite being lactose intolerant, Ray does it too. It's not even "Oh I literally can't avoid it" it's them actually choosing to have dairy products. I know there's Lactaid but is it really that hard to just not eat dairy? IDK, maybe I'm just being ignorant as a privileged Person of Lactose Tolerance.

The problem is milk is used in cheese, and cheese is fucking amazing with just about anything. I can fully understand it being hard to avoid, but it's current year and there's a million ways around it. Just buy lactose free options if Lactaid is too hard.

How the fuck else are you supposed to learn about it???

You fucking ignorant racist white incel, learning about other cultures is cultural rape. You need to get the fuck out of here you goddamn nazi before you get punched in the mouth.

 

[pephickshigh]

Spoiler: Off Topic #281 Notes, Part II

From ~41 minutes onward

-They talk about Michael Keaton the Mandalorian

-Michael says "I was yes-anding", which basically means "making shit up so the conversation continues". Trevor tells Michael that he appreciates this

-There is a moment where Lindsay turns around, puts on a mask, and walks off set. She returns and does not remove the mask until after she sits down

-Trevor asks how you pronounce the word 'ghibli'. Lindsay gives her opinion but adds the caveat "I'm white" and says that she does not know what she is talking about because of this

-Trevor gives his opinion on studio ghibli films despite having never seen the majority of them

-Michael talks about Miyazaki and makes sure to mention HBO again

-Matt asks about a ghibli video game, which Michael owns but has never played

-Lindsay talks about her Nintendo DS and says that she likes to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it that she never plays

-Michael has bought six different iterations of Super Mario

-Lindsay says that she played Tales of Symphonia as a kid

-Michael and Matt talk about Dragon Quest

-I just noticed that Matt is drinking a coke. I guess one kidney stone just wasn't enough

-Michael talks about Bug Fables

-Trevor pretends to be a fan of pokemon again

-Michael has played Paper Mario "forty times"

-Lindsay says she does not like games with turn based combat and loves Okami for it's art style

-The "firt" bell rings and Trevor says that there is a new piece of merch that is only available to first members

-Trevor does not know how the 'firt' joke started but says he loves it very much

-Michael describes the shirt, it has a little bell and speech bubble that says 'firt' on it

-I checked their store to look at the shirt and I found saw an interesting note that I will put here. "*Please note that this product is print to order. Please allow 5-10 business days for printing. Shipping and delivery time frames begin after the product has printed. All Sales Final. No Returns/Exchanges." It would seem that even they know it's not going to sell very well

-Trevor says that Skyrim is the first game that he has ever played that had crafting and inventory management

-Trevor says that he thought the alchemy skill in the game was useless and references a video that Matt made where Matt demonstrates that it is far from useless (it's actually OP and you can break the game with it, I won't waffle on about it my point is that Trevor is a retard)

-I am not convinced that Trevor has ever played skyrim. It sounds like he is echoing Barbara's experiences with the game (she used to like it back in Internet Box days and would talk about it)

-Trevor does a stupid voice and pantomimes drinking potions

-Lindsay is a kleptomaniac and frequently steals "pens, sweatshirts and stuff" from people without even noticing

-Lindsay's skyrim character was constantly over encumbered because she would just pick up everything she saw "because it is cool lol"

-Michael talks about Dragon Quest again. It is in stark contrast to Trevor/Lindsay's conversation because he is actually interested in the game and knows what he's talking about

-Trevor talks about playing the Witcher 3 and it sounds like he's describing a video that he watched about it

-Trevor must've gotten up and left because we see him walk back on set. He was not wearing a mask

-Trevor wants to tell a Skyrim story but cannot recall what one of the cities is called (Markarth if it is of interest to anyone)

-Trevor's Skyrim story stinks. He says that he killed a guard inside of Markarth and almost got away with it (if it weren't for some meddling kid!). I have not played the game in some time but if memory serves if you kill a guard out in the open in a city like that all of the guards respond immediately and attack you. This story illustrates to me that Trevor does not understand this mechanic because he said it was the kid who saw and told on him. Now if you've ever played the game this would be common knowledge because it comes up so often

-At about 1:10:43 Trevor jokes about killing an entire town in Skyrim, including the children (you can't do that, they just ran away). Michael talks about how they would actually die anyway because Trevor killed their parents and all of the adults and there is no one there to care for them. He also brings up a fallout mod that lets you kill the children in the game. Trevor implies that he didn't actually want to kill them and there is anger in his eyes when Michael points out that he just said that he wanted to. Trevor responds with a high pitched "Weeeeeeell" and Michael changes the subject to something else and Lindsay (in an effort to placate Trevor I think) suggests that someone make a mod where you can adopt the children instead of killing them.

-At about 1:12:25 Trevor appears to be visibly annoyed by Michael interrupting some stupid joke he was about to make. I need to start clipping these moments

-the conversation devolves in retarded drivel, everyone is talking and no one is actually saying anything (I mean it's always like that but still)

-Lindsay and Trevor literally start screaming for no discernable reason

-In a gross display of immaturity Lindsay says that since she had no fashion sense while growing up she is angry at (current) high school kids because they can go to youtube and look up how to properly apply makeup.

-Trevor is about to say something but stops himself and asks Matt (who he says would know) if there is a propane version of Nintendo Power

-I suspect that Trevor does not actually like video games very much. He talks about how he is fascinated with learning practical knowledge (how to fix his refrigerator in his example). In my experience people with this quality tend to not like video games much and his knowledge about them already seems very superficial

-Lindsay seems to imply that there is some sort of stigma around doing home repairs yourself. Or something like that, I honestly don't understand what she is saying. She says that she installed safety locks on their cabinets and found it to be very intimidating. I think she is just out of touch

-Lindsay says that she has learned a lot of things from tiktok, which causes Trevor to give her a look of great concern. Lindsay says that she knows that tiktok has "negative aspects" and Trevor seems to step in and direct the conversation by talking about kosher tiktok "creators"

-Michael and Lindsay recently purchased a hot tub

-Trevor says that he has ADD

-Trevor brings up another tiktok creator and says "Lindsay and I can be your filter, audience"

-Trevor says that tiktok "moves markets"

-Trevor says that cleaning your shower is "one of the most pain in the ass things to do" and brings up a handy cleaning brush that he bought using Amazon Prime Now™

-Lindsay says that she watches tiktok videos on instagram because she doesn't want to "cross that threshold"

-Lindsay says that it is ignorant to say that you learned about cultural differences (the only examples she gives are gender identity and sexual orientation) by seeing things posted online by people of different cultures

-Lindsay asks a stupid question and the conversation shifts to unfunny jokes about changing Matt's name

-Trevor says that he is very jumpy and starts to wave his arms around

-Trevor notices Kdin is in chat and calls him a 'they"

-Matt is 6'5". Lindsay asks if she is allowed to stand next to him for a comparison and decides that she is not

-Whoever schedules people for videos (they say the name Sarah) refuses to accommodate Matt's request for videos that he would like to be in. This is indicative of the current state of AH I think

I would actually watch part of the podcast if at the end of each episode they had to read your review of their previous podcast and maybe even mix in some clips to show context.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

How the fuck that dude became the boss of AH, I will never know. I share the same surprise Ray did when Geoff told him Trevor was the boss. Game kids Trevor? Like, what the fuck.

A lot of people at RT seem to bumble their way into top jobs rather than having any experiance running any sort of stream / channel / production.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

A lot of people at RT seem to bumble their way into top jobs rather than having any experiance running any sort of stream / channel / production.

It's all nepotism.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It's all nepotism.

The only problem is that they’re so big that nepotism can’t be enough to fill roles in a good way.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

Sounds like Lindsay knows nothing about Skyrim either, there's an official DLC that gives the player the ability to build their own homes and adopt children.

Lindsay is legit retarded. When they had her edit the RT podcast. She edited out all the ads they read.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Lindsay is legit retarded. When they had her edit the RT podcast. She edited out all the ads they read.

Do you have any sort of source on that?

 

[Zync]

Lindsay is legit retarded. When they had her edit the RT podcast. She edited out all the ads they read.

Yeah, from what I remember she listened to music while she was editing and just cut based on what the sound waves looked like.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yeah, from what I remember she listened to music while she was editing and just cut based on what the sound waves looked like.

What New Age shit is that?

 

[cypher3057]

Yeah, from what I remember she listened to music while she was editing and just cut based on what the sound waves looked like.

The fuck kind of retarded editor listens to music while editing audio? Depending on how RT makes money off of ads (whether they get paid before or after the making the ad read), she literally could of cost them money. If I bought and paid for ad space and I find out it was cut because their shitty editor wasn’t paying attention and listening to music while doing the part of editing that requires you to listen, then I’d be pissed.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The fuck kind of retarded editor listens to music while editing audio? Depending on how RT makes money off of ads (whether they get paid before or after the making the ad read), she literally could of cost them money. If I bought and paid for ad space and I find out it was cut because their shitty editor wasn’t paying attention and listening to music while doing the part of editing that requires you to listen, then I’d be pissed.

Lindsay’s lucky she voices the de facto company mascot.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

The only problem is that they’re so big that nepotism can’t be enough to fill roles in a good way.

You'd be surprised how they would rather destroy their company, than give any actual talent a shot at a career.
This kind of bullshit on a large enough scale is why the French revolutions happened. (Pre-WW2)

 

[Insalubrious]

Lindsay’s lucky she voices the de facto company mascot.

She was also the manager of Achievement Hunter for a time.

 

[ChefKiss]

I stopped watching Funhaus when Bruce left. Since Giant Bomb announced almost everyone there is leaving I looked back to FH out of nostalgia and the first thing I see is a troon front and center

 

[Random Internet Person]

She was also the manager of Achievement Hunter for a time.

But being the voice of Ruby Rose is the more lucrative gig at the moment, regardless of she’s good at it or not.

ETA to avoid a double post: I know this saga shows up every few months, but this is still a special level of pathetic.

 

[Druveer]

Do you have any sort of source on that?

I second this. I don't really doubt that it happened because Lindsay is retarded but it would be hilarious to read about.

Also I tried looking for the info myself just a simple google search, didn't find it, doesn't mean it not there but still... found this instead.

These retards can't do the simplest things right. Don't fucking annoy your audience... how hard is that? Beyond the scope of ability at RT apparently.