[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

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Placeholder thread for this forthcoming begathon. Please post anything directly related to it here.

 

[PieceofShet]

I feel like those like rookie numbers in the current situation.

Definetly 2000+

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm going with that Jasper $2,000 goal. But with his whales bled dry over the last few weeks, it could get interesting.

Also, nothing new but I love how his idea of a marathon is 7-8 hours, i.e a normal shift at a normal job.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's hilarious that he refuses to make even one sacrifice.

 

[FamicomGorby]

$3K goal.

He said he's doing this to make up for the money he was expecting to make from Twitch and his new tip goal has told his audience that he was getting $200 a day from em. So he's now saying he's missing at least two weeks of Twitch monies, that's $2800 unless math is still banned.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think he's going to be very modest this time around!

hahahaha

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My guess is 2.5k tip goal.

 

[Jasper'sDad]

He is such a lazy piece of shit. This is just him playing ME and begging for a bigger tip goal but on "launch" day. A game he has already played through multiple times and feels safe playing since anyone with a room temperature IQ can beat it. Will he do tip goals for game challenges or giving his chat an opportunity to interact with the game like name his character? No. He could do so many obvious incentives for tip goals like if I hit X amount then chat will decide what class I play? Will he do any of that? No. It's just going to be him making the same stupid ass characters again, playing the same class, doing everything exactly the same. Only this time it's in 1080p.

Holy shit this is so fucking lazy and probably will work when OIC drops $1500. Do it pussy, I dare you.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Just want to post a re-cap here:
-Phil streams on Twitch. By his own admission, he made "more than enough money to live comfortably". Retconning a whole bunch of times he claimed he was "at risk".
-Phil gets departnered. Despite previously receiving more money than his lifestyle actually demanded, Phil panics and doubles the-then arbitrary tips goal. While his most "generous" viewers were able to consistently help him hit the goal at $100, it took less than two weeks for them to peter out trying to hit $200. In fact, several viewers have voiced that they don't have enough money to support Phil currently.
-Phil brainstorms ways to incentivize people paying him. Ideas have been: downloading BTTV, updating his Patreon rewards, or move to a different website. Since being departnered, Phil has put in zero effort to any of these solutions, and has outright chastised people for asking him to follow through, instead demanding money UPFRONT for things that should be bringing in money on their own.
-Rather than take any risks or put in any effort, Phil simply tries a tactic that has worked for him in the past: a "Save the House!"-style marathon event. No actual rewards for his viewers or donators have been given, we're instead left with the very vague notion that MAYBE Phil will carry out on the above promises, despite continuously stalling previous upgrades like an improved camera and greenscreen background.
-Therefore, Phil expects a huge payday from viewers he has already milked dry in the past two weeks for no special reason, and also expects them to return to giving him $400 a day immediately afterwards. Will it work? With Phil's fanbase, who knows. Let's just look forward to huge khantributions that are immediately retconned and forgotten about, like Jakileez' recent $1000 tip.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Also, nothing new but I love how his idea of a marathon is 7-8 hours, i.e a normal shift at a normal job.

Even better, his marathons usually don't have any additional gameplay compared to a normal streaming day once all his breaks are taken into account.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I'm bored already just thinking about this snoozefest.
Is Phil so completely devoid of creativity that every self-proclaimed genius idea he has is a marathon fundraiser? Can't he come up with a single unique event?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

$2K goal with many 'threats' that Phil is going to Youtube now because Twitch is BREAKING THE LAW by REFUSING TO PAY PHIL. That is PHIL'S MONEY. And then he'll get paid by Twitch as usual on the 17th with a meager mention later in the week with the usual LIMBs and mentally ill insults for anyone who recalls this.

I'm bored already just thinking about this snoozefest.
Is Phil so completely devoid of creativity that every self-proclaimed genius idea he has is a marathon fundraiser? Can't he come up with a single unique event?

And it's not even a marathon. I believe he plays less overall on these days than usual.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Not even the Tenderloin has enough rainbows for those who believe it'll be anything below $2000

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Oh Phil playing a lengthy RPG. What could go wrong?

 

[Michael Richards]

an 8 hour stream at his usual pace and his current level of constant pausing to yell or beg- he MIGHT hit level 10 and will expect im gonna go with 3000 big ones for doing so.

 

[Satoi]

Whatever you think the tips goal is gonna be: it's gonna be higher than that
Greed is massively strong

 

[kebab4you]

Optimistic person that made the poll, $2000 as the upper option? lol

 

[ZehnBoat]

i need more money, how do i get more money

I KNOW

i'll tell people to give me more money

 

[wahkando]

around 3k since that's the number he's been repeating all week

But since he's been making like twice his usual amount in tips since he got kicked from the partner program, it's amazing how any whale, regardless of how autistic they are, could fail to realize this is a scam.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

For me, the real question is whether he'll make it off of the Citadel by the end of the stream. I'm leaning towards no, but expect him to get close.