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Billy-Bob Skordas(Oklahoma)
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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To be fair my 4.2km walks take an hour 6.5km run should take around 30 minutes to 40 minutes. 1.6km should take 6 minutes for an average runner, but we all know Russ isn't an average runner.
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He claimed on two separate occasions that black men asked him the time. He gave it to them and this is apparently proof he's not racist.
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"Look! I walked a mile in 30 minutes! Isn't my body impressive ladies?"
>Gangly bird frame hunched over from exhaustion as he wipes his snot covered hair lip
Jesus Skordas (New Mexico)
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G'reg Skordabodalogoleegiemahaolongastambawicatongo (Hawaii)
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Maybe his malformed mouth makes it harder for him to breath while running so even one mile is impressive. (to him).
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You're supposed to wipe the machines down after you use them.
(Source: I exercise at Planet Fitness. To hell with their fitness plans, though. 5x5 for me!)
I don't know if Russell wipes them, although judging by how he treats himself, he probably leaves a thin sheen of grease and slobber on the machines every time he's done.
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Wait a minute what? Putting pipsqueak aside for a brief moment but running the equivalent of a mile in only six minutes is pretty exceptional. The average to complete a mile to be considered in decent shape is 12 minutes.
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I take it you don't know the difference between miles and kilometers? 1.6km is 1 mile. If your in good shape, young, and run every day, 6 minutes to 6.2 minutes is doable.
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Haven't they already proven chemical castration doesn't actually kill those urges? I've heard that it certainly doesn't work for pedophiles.
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"Did somebody say 'underaged girls'?"
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Even actual castration doesn't always work. Animals that were neutered after being allowed to grow up intact and mate still retain some sexual urges and may even attempt to mate. But for Russell, sex is tied not just to sexual gratification, but narcissistic ideas of control and acceptance. He wants respect, and society says that men who haven't had sex without paying for it are losers. He was rejected by his biological mother and sister as well as countless women, and he wants to heal these narcissistic injuries by "getting" a woman. He achieved his narcissistic control fantasies for the first time with a hired prostitute. Even if you could physically cut every trace of sexual desire out of his shrunken, deformed brain, he'd still chase women anyway purely for psychological gratification.
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6 minutes is well above average fitness. Average is about 10 minute assuming no health issues and in a healthy level of fitness. Under 8 minutes is only common in competitive and fitness junkies or people who naturally have certain builds which give them an advantage.
1.6km in 6 minutes is 16km/h,
Average is closer to 10 minutes or 9.6km/h.
My walking speed is ~6km/h, I'm at the fast end but since I don't drive that's a natural consequence of learning to maintain a quicker pace. Average walking speed is 5.0km/h.
At normal walking speed going 1.6km or 1 mile is 19.2 minutes.
Now records of people doing short runs, under 15 minutes, averaging 18km/h isn't uncommon, but is not the normal. Marathon runners average around ~21km/h.
Usain Bolt averages 37.58km/h.
That said, there is a difference between just trying to sprint out a mile and then pant at the end versus running for an extended period of time. So if you just want to sprint out a mile in 6 minutes... Yeah not unreasonable. I've never done it myself, but I live where km is standard so I always judged my sprints based on 1km, since it's easy to find 1km markers here, and checking my records in my phone I'm at 13.78km/h over a trail with dirt and mulch to run on.
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Kyle Skordas-Garcia (New Mexico Arizona)
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In the post you quoted I JUST said it was the equivalent of a mile. And I never said 6 minutes was not doable but it is certainly way above average when said average is around 10 or so minutes.
How hard is it to run a mile in 6 minutes?
Answer (1 of 25): A 6-minute mile is kind of the unofficial threshold of fast endurance running. Casual runners are not likely to run a 6-minute mile on accident, but it’s an achievable - if not high - bar for an aspiring new runner who is training hard. While it’s a little on the fast side, the ...
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Reginald Skordas (London)
Purveyor of Ratmouth Tears to her Majesty the Queen since 1781
Purveyor of Ratmouth Tears to her Majesty the Queen since 1781
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He says he's not making fun of these people but he's certainly belittling them. He's also once again bitter that people hold his own words and actions against him. But most of all, he's exhausted and tired by not getting fame and recognition for his work that he thinks he deserves. That's what he's really upset about. He's angry that other people than him are getting the fame he feels he deserves. Because in his mind, that's the only reason to do any of this. There's no passion, it's all just for the endgoal of fame, money and sex.
I do find it rather ironic that he so constantly complains about how much he hates the entertainment industry, yet tries so hard to get into it. He seems to believe that looks and fame are all that matter in this world, (and to some extent they do matter, but that's not 100% of it) but rather than want to change that he wants to succeed in that world. He wants to be a good looking, famous person in a world where that's all that matters. It's like he's a peasant in a medieval kingdom and rather than wish for a more egalitarian system he just wants to fuck a noblewoman and live in a castle while the other peasants toil away.
And to top it all off, while I'm sure he'll be back, he says he's taking a big step in his "career" as a songwriter by... deleting the only social media page he regularly uses for his music. Great idea, Russ. That'll help get your name out there. I will say though, if there's anything he's good at, it's writing about how simultaneously great and opressed he is. His whole message is about how life is so hard because people don't want to help make him famous.
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The farewell post from earlier has been deleted.
Here's all 3 edits for preservation.
Here's all 3 edits for preservation.
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The two things Russell Greer makes me do that I would never otherwise do:
1.) Feel sorry for celebrities
2.) Think of a kind word for TikTok talent
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So I was bored and checking Russ' website - for some reason, he seems to have deleted that embedded clip of the Friends episode - I have no clue why; maybe he was worried about copyright or something?
(I'm still in awe of how God-awfully bad that website looks).
(I'm still in awe of how God-awfully bad that website looks).