DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

This motherfucka is so paranoid I was actually legit going to tip his ass and he thought I was a troll account AFTER he stated "Don't have all your information out for people to track it on the internet!"at the beginning of his stupid ass stream. So I hid all of my info, tipped him trying to save his bitch ass stream and got leaned for my efforts because his paranoid ass claimed "Unverified troll tip". I was unverified because your bitch ass told me to not put all my information out there . Stupid ass bitch.

Yeah, I asked my dad for the cash, but my dad put the cash on my debit card. Therefore, nothing was illegal.

Seriously, he's intimidated by a 15 year old kid? He feels that insecure that he wants to bully and ban a 15 year old kid from his stream? He talks all this shit about being all "Oh, I just ignore everything that comes at me and blah, blah, blah", but he's broken inside. That's why his faggot ass is about to lose his house and his credit score is in the 400s after losing the Khando in Kenntitcut.

Phil's a fuckin pussy.

You're alright man? Want us to call Phil?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Definitely the most telling thing about his craziness with Paypal and doxing, is that he's missing the entire point of why people don't want to tip him. People aren't afraid of Paypal, they're afraid of him. They don't trust him with their info. That's why they're not tipping, especially after the discord leak where he showed the ID license to his mods without letting the person who gave it to him know. Everybody uses Paypal for things, they just don't want to give him anything after the leak proved he does get info and uses it for whatever he wants. He'll never learn this and deny it until he's banned from everything.

Going off of this, it reminds me of what Null wrote on the Chris-Chan thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/important-dont-buy-from-chris.5048/

Spoiler: For those who don't want to click the clink

Don't trust a manchild/pigroach with your private information

 

[NotValKilmer]

Definitely the most telling thing about his craziness with Paypal and doxing, is that he's missing the entire point of why people don't want to tip him. People aren't afraid of Paypal, they're afraid of him. They don't trust him with their info. That's why they're not tipping, especially after the discord leak where he showed the ID license to his mods without letting the person who gave it to him know. Everybody uses Paypal for things, they just don't want to give him anything after the leak proved he does get info and uses it for whatever he wants. He'll never learn this and deny it until he's banned from everything.

I agree 100%. Phil doesn't understand that PayPal wasn't actually made for tipping 40 year old men playing video games. People who put their real information on the accounts aren't stupid Phil. They are using PayPal how it was intended to be used, for legitimate transactions.

But of course 'Mr. I live in my own bubble unemployed for a decade+' Phil doesn't know how shit in the real world works. For him PayPal was invented so you can tip him anonymously and if you put your info on your account then you're the morahn.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Definitely the most telling thing about his craziness with Paypal and doxing, is that he's missing the entire point of why people don't want to tip him. People aren't afraid of Paypal, they're afraid of him. They don't trust him with their info. That's why they're not tipping, especially after the discord leak where he showed the ID license to his mods without letting the person who gave it to him know. Everybody uses Paypal for things, they just don't want to give him anything after the leak proved he does get info and uses it for whatever he wants. He'll never learn this and deny it until he's banned from everything.

Plus what the fuck do you get from tipping him? You attach a question to it just to get “uh I don’t know what that is but thanks. You’re now the last tipper.” Like others have said, subbing had some sort of “incentive” but tipping? Meaningless.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I agree 100%. Phil doesn't understand that PayPal wasn't actually made for tipping 40 year old men playing video games. People who put their real information on the accounts aren't stupid Phil. They are using PayPal how it was intended to be used, for legitimate transactions.

But of course 'Mr. I live in my own bubble unemployed for a decade+' Phil doesn't know how shit in the real world works. For him PayPal was invented so you can tip him anonymously and if you put your info on your account then you're the morahn.

If he's that dedicated about receiving tips from former people that used to cheer/sub to him, he should recommend his pay pigs to use a PayPal alternative, like Venmo, or maybe even Square, surely they're bright enough to know how to use them and accommodate his "fans" that want to support him.

Maybe not bitcoin though...

 

[My Knee is Growing]

Don’t mind me. Just surfing KF while watching Snort Burnell. I need my pigroach fix.

 

[Poo Twister]

Don’t mind me. Just surfing KF while watching Snort Burnell. I need my pigroach fix.

Fair enough, have a nice day.

 

[grump]

pretty sure it's a mix of 'return' and 'eternal' because part of the premise is that it feels like you keep returning to the same place eternally, or like something along those lines

Burneal: You wake up and give or beg for massive quantities of money to or as the same ebeggar only to do it over and over literally thousands upon thousands of times with no perceptible change or improvement, essentially participating in or living out the same day going on years now.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Definitely the most telling thing about his craziness with Paypal and doxing, is that he's missing the entire point of why people don't want to tip him. People aren't afraid of Paypal, they're afraid of him. They don't trust him with their info. That's why they're not tipping, especially after the discord leak where he showed the ID license to his mods without letting the person who gave it to him know. Everybody uses Paypal for things, they just don't want to give him anything after the leak proved he does get info and uses it for whatever he wants. He'll never learn this and deny it until he's banned from everything.

"Oh, by the way. I have your IP, I have your name, and I have your address. Congratulations, you fucked up!"

https://youtu.be/N6JTbEQmbE8?t=886

Yeah, I wonder why people are hesitant about giving Phil any info. Especially knowing he shares shit with his mods behind the scene.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why is it that every city DSP lives in slowly over time devolves in to a crime ridden hell hole? Is this just how he justifies being a shut in who does nothing? "Oh I can't go out, too much crime dood!" It happened with CT according to him, he moved out to WA, now it's happening there according to him.

DSP's an idiot, but Seattle has become a crime-ridden hellhole.

But the thing is, he doesn't have to go to Seattle. He has a car, he can go anywhere. I'm sure there's some nice upscale suburb he could drive to where they sell all his fancy gout-enhancing gourmet-style foods.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I think I’m officially ready to call the twitch partnership arc the best one in the series, or at least the best one in the last half of DSP’s career.

This shit is legit mind blowing, he has ramped up the begging to absurd levels, and what’s even funnier is his whales are relatively keeping up with the insanity while covering for the rest of the fanbase throwing pocket change at him comparatively.

and the best part is this is gonna be a long arc, this dude whined for months when going to his parents costed him time he should’ve been making money, he will be begging for years to make up for the difference in revenue he wants to make up for, the entire ocean is gonna look like Mother Nature had her period after he’s done bleeding these whales of every last drop

I legit can’t believe twitch hasn’t just banned him with how shameless his grifting has gotten now that they aren’t profiting from it.

the perfect end to the current events is if he actually bleeds the whales dry early and he misses his goals for so many days straight he’ll have to explain away that he actually managed to pay all these massive bills that he needed to hit the tips goal daily to make

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

This can’t possibly be sustainable. I know his paypigs are legit crazy but there’s no way they won’t feel the pain seeing their bank accounts drain in service of this guy’s dead-end existence.

 

[Michael Richards]

I think I’m officially ready to call the twitch partnership arc the best one in the series, or at least the best one in the last half of DSP’s career.

This shit is legit mind blowing, he has ramped up the begging to absurd levels, and what’s even funnier is his whales are relatively keeping up with the insanity while covering for the rest of the fanbase throwing pocket change at him comparatively.

and the best part is this is gonna be a long arc, this dude whined for months when going to his parents costed him time he should’ve been making money, he will be begging for years to make up for the difference in revenue he wants to make up for, the entire ocean is gonna look like Mother Nature had her period after he’s done bleeding these whales of every last drop

I legit can’t believe twitch hasn’t just banned him with how shameless his grifting has gotten now that they aren’t profiting from it.

the perfect end to the current events is if he actually bleeds the whales dry early and he misses his goals for so many days straight he’ll have to explain away that he actually managed to pay all these massive bills that he needed to hit the tips goal daily to make

yeah its incredible stuff and although i totally get why some people think its immediately unsustainable i actually think he can keep this pace up for a while or he wouldn't set such obscene goals and be prepping a gimmethon. he must have reasonable confidence in his pig pen or he wouldn't risk the psychic pain of detractors laughing at him while he sits there at 10% tips goal night after night.

its a slow roast comedy act and the longer it lasts the funnier it gets. his supporting cast already makes titty streamer communities look like forbes top 30 under 30. eventually he is turbo fucked but i think he can probably do this for a couple more years easy and maybe in a gradually more degraded fashion until the ugly day when scopely shuts the server off.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

How many times does this guy have to beg? He begged on pre-stream, then on both main streams, then before he ended the stream, in his written schedule, and his audio-only one. Yes, we get that you have to "raise funds" holy shit, when do you not have to raise them? You are constantly jumping from one fuckup to another and expecting people to just say "sounds good" and open their wallets. He's also banking on RE8 bringing in a lot of support(money), but there's a good chance most of his viewers will be playing it.

 

[BepsiLight]

Guys did you know that Phil can't go anywhere? He has learned that everyone mistreats him.

How does the saying goes? If you encounter assholes everywhere you go, you're the asshole?
Anyways, how long until he starts begging for money on Twitter using that new function he shat on today? or course he wouldn't do that, but ALUTTAPEEPUL asked him for extra ways to support him.
I give it a couple of weeks after the heat dies down.

 

[Jasper2K]

I think I’m officially ready to call the twitch partnership arc the best one in the series, or at least the best one in the last half of DSP’s career.

FInally, we are now past the halfway point where the big bad reveals himself. If things continue Phil has a good 5 years left of begging before he gives his last snort.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

EDIT: Phil is not 'a tweetster' and he is not going to enable the tipping feature on Twitter.
Since he specifically mentioned that he won't do this, I assume he will be accepting Twitter tips in a month.

Phil says he will never enable Twitter tips, then that totally means he will never enable Twitter tips, ever, in his life. You have no reason to assert otherwise. Just look at all the declarations he's made in the past:
He would never become a video game streamer that always interrupts the stream to announce cheers, subs, and tips.
He would never suggest or act like tipping is mandatory.
He would never take opportunities to play games prior to the public release date.
He would never stoop to a low like playing Minecraft.
He would never do silly bullshit on stream to appeal to children.
He would never try to shill products for sponsorships.
He would never lie about anything.

Absolutely never. Definitely isn't any lengthy history with documented evidence to suggest he'll inevitably do anything that he said he'd never do at an earlier point in time. No sir.

How many times does this guy have to beg? He begged on pre-stream, then on both main streams, then before he ended the stream, in his written schedule, and his audio-only one. Yes, we get that you have to "raise funds" holy shit, when do you not have to raise them? You are constantly jumping from one fuckup to another and expecting people to just say "sounds good" and open their wallets. He's also banking on RE8 bringing in a lot of support(money), but there's a good chance most of his viewers will be playing it.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, Phil begs people. It's a force of nature. If you were from where he was from, you'd be fuckin' dead.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

That paypal rant on stream earlier was gold. I love how Phil never once denies that he'd use the personal information for malicious purposes. Only "If I see it, it's your fault."
Makes you wonder what would happen to someone who "messes up" and lets him see their personal info when tipping.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I agree 100%. Phil doesn't understand that PayPal wasn't actually made for tipping 40 year old men playing video games. People who put their real information on the accounts aren't stupid Phil. They are using PayPal how it was intended to be used, for legitimate transactions.

But of course 'Mr. I live in my own bubble unemployed for a decade+' Phil doesn't know how shit in the real world works. For him PayPal was invented so you can tip him anonymously and if you put your info on your account then you're the morahn.

If he's that dedicated about receiving tips from former people that used to cheer/sub to him, he should recommend his pay pigs to use a PayPal alternative, like Venmo, or maybe even square, surely they' ne bright enough to know how to use them.

Maybe not bitcoin though...

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

https://twitter.com/BenzukoLives/status/1390532406092963849