Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

(Archive of the New Statesmen article "The Fall of the Intellectual". Spoiler: the author considers Ta-Nehisi Coates as one of the most important thinkers since 2000, among crowd-pleasers like Richard Dawkins, Jordan Peterson, and Slavoj Žižek, and he considers journalist "an important occupation", so Bobby might be on point that he is not particularly bright.)

I wouldn't see Bob as credible judge of intelligence regardless. While I could concede that he is a "thinker," I would regard him as a surface-level thinker with the intellectual depth of a shallow puddle on a blistering July day in Phoenix. Look at all of his pitches, such as Care-A-Lot Lost, which sound like sketches for Robot Chicken sketches. Despite all of his personal jargon like "intellectual labor" and "obsolescents" his politics are basic bitch talking points from the left who hate his guts anyway.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Two things:
1) if we say that a public space that is owned by a private company must uphold the public First Amendment right (Marsh v. Alabama) then we should say that the same applies to the internet.
2) red laces are a communist symbol and were worn by communist skinheads who opposed Nazi skinheads (white laces).

 

[realnigga123]

ahahahahahahahhaha

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blob not knowing about Captain Britain is ultimate proof he's a fake geek since Captain Britain has been part of the X-Men family for decades, had a high profile team X-book (Excalibur) which has had multiple incarnations, and is the only non-licensed character Alan Moore ever wrote Marvel-wise.

Well there's another element that proves he's a fake geek to this also not long ago Bobert was calling Marvel and our world by the numbers they are categorized by in the Marvel Multiverse well those numbers started when the Marvel Earth got the 616 destination in Captain Britain when they introduced the Captain Britain Corps basically the Guardians of the Multiverse in Marvel lore.

So yeah with all the talk of the MCU and the Multiverse and Blobby doing all his hot takes he leaves out constantly the Character who brought the Multiverse to Marvel.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Turns out one of Bob's problems with Trump is that he didn't start enough wars or drone strike enough civilians.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390275899954765824

https://archive.ph/1iFiy

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This bewilders me because I have no idea what one means when they look at the Trump presidency and think "inaction". Did you want him to bomb Moscow? Should he have lined Chinese nationals against the southern wall because of the coof? Was telling NATO to start paying their fair share somehow not doing anything? Was the attempted, and ultimately foiled by the established military MATI moment, those faggots deserve to be shot for their fuckery powers, withdraw from the perpetual middle east war no better than automation?

You have to view it the same way as those 'concentration camps' becoming 'overflow centres' now that Papa Biden is in the chair. No matter what choice Trump made it was the wrong one. Despite him being the only president in my lifetime who didn't start or engage in any significant foreign conflicts so far as I'm aware, rather than being cause for celebration --after 20 years of Lefties screeching about illegal foreign wars-- all of a sudden no war is a bad thing because Cheeto Hitler was the one who did it.

I said this all along: Trump could have single-handedly, personally cured all cancer in the world for free, and the headlines the following day would have been 'Mass Unemployment As Donald Trump Puts Millions Of Researchers Out Of Work'.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The funny thing is that the people living outside the big Mega Cities are freer than the people in the cities due to the overtly fascist shit Dredd and his ilk do a lot of the times. Granted there are a LOT of hazards living in the Cursed Earth (cannibal cults, outlaws, ZERO law, corrupt feudal lords, natural disasters, and various animal plagues like the spiders, rats, etc) but compared to the fascist Judges who are basically untouchable and the regular genocides that happen every four-five years in Mega City One, it's still safer.

Hey, give me liberty or give me death.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Care Bears

Because the only 'evil book' he knows is the one from the Evil Dead movies, right? (I presume he's talking about the Necronomicon Ex Mortis and not the Lovecraftian Necronomicon because of the face; faces is important! Then again, maybe he doesn't realize they're two completely different books.) It's not like grimoires containing dark rituals of power are a part of fantasy and cosmic horror and OH YEAH ACTUAL REALITY. Ours don't have talking faces (or actually, you know, work) but books like the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and AE Waite's Book of Ceremonial Magic - yeah, the Tarot deck guy - are things that exist, were still being written as recently as a century ago, and often have PDF scans on the Internet Archive or reprints on Amazon.

Also, points to the animators for using (some) actual runes for the gibberish in their eldritch tome. I'm sure a few bored adults in the audience got a kick out of that.

 

[Flexo]

People who base their lives on what Twitter and College Girls say deserve whatever ass reaming is coming to them.

Welcome to America, 2021.

Man, Antifa keeps not existing when it's convenient, huh?

Then one day, traffic stopped for no reason at all.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1390482241717899266

 

[DuckSucker]

So anyways last I left off, Bob proved his mental illness by accidentally quoting a Joker line about how "ahead of the curve" he was in having a stalker level obsession with a fat Italian man.

So anyways, up next is Bob screaming that Mario is his friend, his attempts to brainwash himself, his yandere breakdown due to Yoshi's Island, and his belief in Mario being "cutting edge".

Whats weird to me, is that reading Bobs writing of this--somehow it doesnt come across as genuine fanboyism. Consooming, sure, but it somehow comes across to me as like, "Everybody else liked Pokemon, I like it too!" To me the way he writes about this read more like somebody watched a bunch of early AVGN episodes and then built and wrote a character based around hype and consoomer fervor just because its a cheap way to an ersatz personality or something.

Maybe Im not that much of a fan of anything, some edgelord nihilist disaffected from most shit so I dont get it and cant tell whats genuine or not, and because Im not a fan of DC/Marvel shit, I dont really pick up on that with his Marvel movie reviews (that is, I do feel he's more genuine in caring about that shit, superhero shit and movies), but with Mario, him trying to describe it as some cultural 9/11 mind-blowing moment comes across as so alien, I think, because he doesnt get it; he doesnt truly feel that way and is just aping people who do and going over the top tying weird shit to it in doing so--put his descriptions of Nintendo Power screenshots over like an Irate Gamer AVGN knockoff video and you wouldnt be able to tell it wasnt really meant to be there. It just feels kind of hollow.

EDIT: I guess thinking about it more--its not like he's coming across as even a hardcore Mario fan. A hardcore Mario fan would be like, 'Dude its not that big of a deal' and even if they were that hardcore about Mario 3, they would still be at least a little into the rest of the Mario series. but in this book, he comes across as almost less about how important Mario 3 is, or at least is to him, but about how great his childhood was, how great that shit was because it was part of his childhood, if anything. Other than that he seems like he's just aping other peoples' hype, but because he doesnt genuinely care, he has no frame of reference so he's swinging wide and comparing it to 9/11 and shit.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Whats weird to me, is that reading Bobs writing of this--somehow it doesnt come across as genuine fanboyism. Consooming, sure, but it somehow comes across to me as like, "Everybody else liked Pokemon, I like it too!" To me the way he writes about this read more like somebody watched a bunch of early AVGN episodes and then built and wrote a character based around hype and consoomer fervor just because its a cheap way to an ersatz personality or something.

Maybe Im not that much of a fan of anything, some edgelord nihilist disaffected from most shit so I dont get it and cant tell whats genuine or not, and because Im not a fan of DC/Marvel shit, I dont really pick up on that with his Marvel movie reviews (that is, I do feel he's more genuine in caring about that shit, superhero shit and movies), but with Mario, him trying to describe it as some cultural 9/11 mind-blowing moment comes across as so alien, I think, because he doesnt get it; he doesnt truly feel that way and is just aping people who do and going over the top tying weird shit to it in doing so--put his descriptions of Nintendo Power screenshots over like an Irate Gamer AVGN knockoff video and you wouldnt be able to tell it wasnt really meant to be there. It just feels kind of hollow.

EDIT: I guess thinking about it more--its not like he's coming across as even a hardcore Mario fan. A hardcore Mario fan would be like, 'Dude its not that big of a deal' and even if they were that hardcore about Mario 3, they would still be at least a little into the rest of the Mario series. but in this book, he comes across as almost less about how important Mario 3 is, or at least is to him, but about how great his childhood was, how great that shit was because it was part of his childhood, if anything. Other than that he seems like he's just aping other peoples' hype, but because he doesnt genuinely care, he has no frame of reference so he's swinging wide and comparing it to 9/11 and shit.

It's like that in general from what I've seen whenever he talks about something I like which happens to include the DC/Marvel shit that makes up the bulk of his current output. It's not that far out of place since it's a cliche for people only interested in adaptations to behave similarly but he usually says something that's a bit off or blatantly false in a consistent manner. You can tell he's more interested in the status he thinks it brings him rather than actually liking something enough to read more. Heck, there was a tweet a little bit ago where he compared comics to the Dead Sea Scrolls rather than shit you can get in an instant by googling with "read online" after the title. It only really makes sense as a way to impress other consoomers by pretending to have some kind of elder status above them.

I don't care for Bing Bing Wahoo, Kaiju flicks, or movies in a general sense so I can't accurately gauge those outside trusting other people in the thread's opinion. Rarely I'll see him make comments on something like idk, Dragon Ball or some vidya I've play which is pretty consistent with having this "fake" feeling to all it.

 

[link1234]

It only really makes sense as a way to impress other consoomers by pretending to have some kind of elder status above them.

He defiantly has that thinking that he is some sort of cool elder. Some examples is "ask your parents" phrase he uses when talking about something old, he assumes that is audience are young millennials impressed by the gen x-er growing up in the height of nerd shit.
I'm a fan of Bing Bing Wahoo and this example just recently kind of shows Bobs cool elder mentality.

Mario:

He need 8 tweet to just say the American Super Mario Bros. 2 was actually a different game. This isn't some insightful knowledge. I generally assume anyone with mild interest in nerd shit would have likely heard of this by now. It is very well known and Bob even talks about it in his weird Mario book. Bob needs to address this fact that the type of people who follow him on Twitter should have already know and say it like he has this great breaking wisdom of nerd shit that only a wise few knows.

 

[King Dead]

It's like that in general from what I've seen whenever he talks about something I like which happens to include the DC/Marvel shit that makes up the bulk of his current output. It's not that far out of place since it's a cliche for people only interested in adaptations to behave similarly but he usually says something that's a bit off or blatantly false in a consistent manner. You can tell he's more interested in the status he thinks it brings him rather than actually liking something enough to read more. Heck, there was a tweet a little bit ago where he compared comics to the Dead Sea Scrolls rather than shit you can get in an instant by googling with "read online" after the title. It only really makes sense as a way to impress other consoomers by pretending to have some kind of elder status above them.

I don't care for Bing Bing Wahoo, Kaiju flicks, or movies in a general sense so I can't accurately gauge those outside trusting other people in the thread's opinion. Rarely I'll see him make comments on something like idk, Dragon Ball or some vidya I've play which is pretty consistent with having this "fake" feeling to all it.

I dunno, I think his fandom of Mario is certainly genuine, or else he wouldn't have written a whole fucking autobiography about his love affair with the Mario games disguised as an informative look at SMB3. The thing is, Mario is as shallow as a puddle when it comes to its lore, aside from random tidbits that hack frauds like MatPat grasp at to come up with their "that's just a theeeeoryyyyyyyyy" videos. Even if you're seriously invested in the Mario series, there's not a whole lot to talk about. Mario's a plumber, he lives in the Mushroom Kingdom, he frequently has to go off and save the princess from Bowser. That's pretty much it. Yeah, the RPGs add more story and all, but it's still pretty shallow for the most part. Nintendo's main series really aren't known for deep stories.

Meanwhile, the sheer amount of simple shit he gets wrong about any other topic he bloviates about is pretty definitive proof that he's not actually a fan, merely posing as one. Now that geeky shit is in vogue, Bob needs to keep up his cred by pretending he was always a big fan of capeshit, Transformers, Star Wars, or whatever he needs to look like he's in the know about. Instead of just admitting "yeah, I never really got into this back in the day so I might not get the same things a real fan would out of this new adaptation," he furiously runs to Wikipedia every time something gets referenced so he can fire out another tweet about how yeah, he totally already knew what that giant starfish thing in The Suicide Squad trailer was, boy it's great to be so smart *smug emoji*.

Nobody would care if you didn't know, Bob. Quit pretending to be shit you're not and go back to sperging about Mario. At least then you'd be genuine.

He need 8 tweet to just say the American Super Mario Bros. 2 was actually a different game. This isn't some insightful knowledge. I generally assume anyone with mild interest in nerd shit would have likely heard of this by now. It is very well known and Bob even talks about it in his weird Mario book. Bob needs to address this fact that the type of people who follow him on Twitter should have already know and say it like he has this great breaking wisdom of nerd shit that only a wise few knows.

Reminds me of this video, except this is a parody:

 

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boring week for bobbo retardo.
the poor waitress at hooters are safe for now

 

[Captain Marvelous]

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Did he actually say something like that?

 

[noonster]

Did he actually say something like that?

It's a reference to when someone on twitter once asked him if he was in a relationship, and his response was saying some weird vague shit.https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1216732352589844485?lang=en

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Did he actually say something like that?

AKA "The sentence most likely to follow a Moviebob quote."

 

[blablabla]

It's a reference to when someone on twitter once asked him if he was in a relationship, and his response was saying some weird vague shit.https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1216732352589844485?lang=en

this or bobby used retard speech to say that after finishing eating he retires to his basement pigsty to resume masturbation

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You could buy ten books full of Scratch projects for the cost of one Switch and this "game". Two of Bob's angels want you to know that that thinking is biggoted and gamergate style thinking.

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You should always listen to Bob when he says obvious and self evident things like the sun will rise in the east or Nintendo will make money

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390662766999097344

https://archive.ph/NRFKx

Less than a week ago I made a joke about Nintendo being some ageless, eldritch horror that was influencing and poisoning Bob. It was only supposed to be a joke...

Did he actually say something like that?

first showed up here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-5857106

https://archive.ph/a1GoG

 

[Mola Ram]

You could buy ten books full of Scratch projects for the cost of one Switch and this "game". Two of Bob's angels want you to know that that thinking is biggoted and gamergate style thinking.
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You should always listen to Bob when he says obvious and self evident things like the sun will rise in the east or Nintendo will make money

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390662766999097344

https://archive.ph/NRFKx

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Less than a week ago I made a joke about Nintendo being some ageless, eldritch horror that was influencing and poisoning Bob. It was only supposed to be a joke...


first showed up here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-5857106

https://archive.ph/a1GoG

The lesson of the Riddle of Steel is to depend on your own inner strength, and not confuse it with the object through which your strength is channeled. There are other interpretations, of course, but most certainly it's not to cling to the totems of your childhood.

Is there anything this mongoloid cannot fuck up while sounding unbearably smug about it?

 

[blablabla]

The lesson of the Riddle of Steel is to depend on your own inner strength, and not confuse it with the object through which your strength is channeled. There are other interpretations, of course, but most certainly it's not to cling to the totems of your childhood.

Is there anything this mongoloid cannot fuck up while sounding unbearably smug about it?

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