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I know you're really trad and deserve to be treated like a princess, you shouldn't waste your time with assholes m'lady. Give me a chance, whaddya say
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tell that to the simps that are willingly subscribed to see anisa’s pear ass
I don't understand why people are orbiting so hard for someone who will never acknowledge their existence. Many of the people doing this shit are the same ones who back in the 80's/90's would be stalking celebrities and breaking into their property or trying to impress Jodie Foster or really anything deranged enough.

Also islamic because anisa....
 
Which is funny because they were notorious for doing the online version of making out in the restaurant and making everyone uncomfortable.
I've seen this personality before and it's always really weird, especially girls in their late 20s or however old she is. They'll bring up around their family members how they like to party, or will overshare weird relationship shit, I think as an attempt to impress people. Even her posting all of her relationship failures, it has this weird desperation to it. It reminds me of when Amy Schumer was saying how she can "catch a dick anytime I want," yeah no shit, there's always gonna be a market for slampigs, that's not impressive.
 
I wish June's baldness carried over to her pussy too. To the fine, chronically jealous women who live in this thread: stubble is nasty. Either wax hourly or culture a glorious bush.
Imagine being jealous of a woman with no hair, living with her parents and feeling the need to hide her first serious boyfriend because she doesn't want to scare off insecure racist white guys.
 
I've seen this personality before and it's always really weird, especially girls in their late 20s or however old she is. They'll bring up around their family members how they like to party, or will overshare weird relationship shit, I think as an attempt to impress people. Even her posting all of her relationship failures, it has this weird desperation to it. It reminds me of when Amy Schumer was saying how she can "catch a dick anytime I want," yeah no shit, there's always gonna be a market for slampigs, that's not impressive.
A lack of shame is a profoundly unattractive trait. It and being flaky. Greg was the flaky one, Shoe was shameless. Yikes as the kids say.
 
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Imagine being jealous of a woman with no hair, living with her parents and feeling the need to hide her first serious boyfriend because she doesn't want to scare off insecure racist white guys.
I can rationalize it: an army of easily appeased simps is like gold. All that other stuff is mundane and fixable. Or irrelevant like her baldness. It's like asking me why I'd like Idubbz's money if it means I have to be boyfriend to Anissa. I'd just break up with her and that's dealt with.
 
I wish June's baldness carried over to her pussy too. To the fine, chronically jealous women who live in this thread: stubble is nasty. Either wax hourly or culture a glorious bush.
It's not like her hairloss is natural either. She pulls that shit out.
Why does she have a bush if she hates her body hair so much
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Honestly, I think she just losses hair for some other reason and she's saying this so we can feel sorry for her.
As I've said before. Wouldn't surprise me if there was
  • a girl who pulled her hair out at June's high school
  • June bullied her
  • June adopted her story as her own to get sympathy on the internet
 
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