$ (DOGE) Dogecoin - wow

This certainly looks like a good case of how much of the market is run by headline reading algos.

Comedy show, musk goes on about the future of doge. Cast member jokingly asks if it's a hustle to which he agrees in a obvious joking bant.

Every headline afterwards "musk calls doge a hustle" and the value plummets
 
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mindlessobserver said:
God I hate reddit. But they sure are good at giving other people their money. Anyone with money still in Doge may be banking on hope, but I think they will end up buying Rope.
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It's even worse if you know some of these people IRL. I know a guy that invested HEAVILY into this lotto. He was telling his buddy to invest heavy into it as well. I really can't wait until I see him again tomorrow. He has been glued to his phone showing off how much money he has made and talking about what he is going to buy with it. I got to hear about how Musk was going to be on SNL and that would make it over 1$ mark.

I don't know what price he bought in at, but I'm sure the big red dick the market just gave doge will hit him hard. I have a strong suspicion I'm more likely to buy that model 3 than him right now.

Here is your savor getting your life savings to 600% or -60% either one.
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I have a feeling we are in the fake rally phase. The bottom is going to fall out soon. But I have been proven wrong by meme stonks before.
 
I don't get why people thought SNL was going to be the moment dogecoin would moon. Who the fuck watches SNL anyways? Certainly not people who invest in or are even aware of cryptocurrency. Doge might bounce back a little after this disaster but I'm certain that was its peak. This is like gme but somehow even more retarded.

Some fun screenshots for you:
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1620590728642.png They are already losing their men :stress:

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1620590430711.png ???? They can't even form coherent thoughts at this point

1620590780995.png This is how redditors unironically think like. I think this perfectly demonstrates why you shouldn't buy meme coins.

1620591111490.png And that's all for this post. :story:
 
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You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.

Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. And even if you manage to buy a coin that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll pack your things and leave one night, disappearing into the distance. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll remember you for only your portfolio, and all the mistakes you made that led you to being broke. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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What moron buys at the peak? Before yesterday Dogecoin was no more than $0.69 at it's highest. Damn normies are dumb. Also lol she thinks robinhood should give her a refund:
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It's not robinhoods fault you bought it while it peaked and sold at a loss. Honestly she should've listened to the others and just held onto it. It might peak again.

r/dogecoin - i sold all my doge at 0.42 is it possible to get a refund from robinhood?

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What moron buys at the peak? Before yesterday Dogecoin was no more than $0.69 at it's highest. Damn normies are dumb. Also lol she thinks robinhood should give her a refund:
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It's not robinhoods fault you bought it while it peaked and sold at a loss. Honestly she should've listened to the others and just held onto it. It might peak again.

r/dogecoin - i sold all my doge at 0.42 is it possible to get a refund from robinhood?

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Wow. That's pretty fucking exceptional. Sounds like "Crypto-Karen" wants to speak to a manager. Imagine asking a casino for a refund after going all in on a pair of 2s.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
God I hate reddit. But they sure are good at giving other people their money. Anyone with money still in Doge may be banking on hope, but I think they will end up buying Rope.
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The good news for the rest of us is that a lot of the Doge profits appear to be getting pumped into ETH and altcoins.
 
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Tookie said:
The good news for the rest of us is that a lot of the Doge profits appear to be getting pumped into ETH and altcoins.
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Yeah, altcoins like Shiba Inu which is now 14th in market cap of all cryptos. Ahead of USD Coin, LMAO. What a joke. The game of musical chairs continues for now, but just wait until a big rugpull happens on one of these and sends everyone rushing for the exits. DOGE mania has flipped me from being mildly bullish on crypto to being anti-crypto.
 
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